Why I'm Not Your Daddy

In this episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma breaks down the modern “get money fast” pressure aimed at young women. With humor and straight talk, she reminds girls that their worth isn’t measured in likes, cash, or how much skin they show online.

She dives into why the internet keeps pushing the idea that attention equals income, how that traps people into performing instead of living, and why you never need to trade your self-respect for someone else’s validation.

No lectures, no shaming — just a reality check: you don’t owe the internet your body, your energy, or your innocence.And you definitely don’t need a “daddy” to fund your life. You can build your own lane, your own money, and your own boundaries — fully clothed and fully in control.

Transcript

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You're tuned in to BDBD, Bitch Don't Be Dumb. I'm your mama, no daddy's allowed. And now before No Mama, episode two of Bitch Don't Be Dumb. And it's called No Daddy's Allowed. So let's talk about what no daddies means. It means don't call her fucking daddies. Are you serious, bitch? Do not call me daddy. I am an independent, strong ass woman surviving in a society in a world that is built against us. We are a minority fighting for our rights. Bitch, don't call me daddy. I'm your mama. Call me mommy. Call me mama. I am your mommy. I'm sure as fuck not your daddy. And you know what's so crazy? These two 20-something bitches, sucking sportsman dick, got a deal with Dave Fuckface. Um, I am not daddy. I don't want to be called daddy. Like that is very derogatory to me as a very strong, empowered female who has now launched a podcast to cultivate and, you know, um support strong women. Don't call me daddy. Call me mommy. Call me your mama. That's my favorite thing, is just call me your mama. And so here's why. Here's why there's no daddies. Here's the thing. And I'm gonna put it all out on the floor. Alex Cooper and Sophia was very both have been very transparent about needing a man to support their lifestyle. And they both found it. Shout out. But you're gonna come out with a podcast. And again, they were little babies working in a man's territory, right? So bars, mate, there's nothing more doodly than bar stool sports. Like, how can you get more man than being like, oh, I'm on bar stool sports? And it's funny that that was the avenue Alex took. And thank God she did, because she wouldn't be famous if she didn't. However, there's nothing that is female empowering about that whatsoever. It's like Indica Flower. Shout out the porn star, the Louisiana porn star, who's done amazing work. She's got like this incredible farm. She's like, I'm all about the earth and the animals. But honey, you had to literally like sell your twat to do it. And there's nothing in between that. And I'm not hating you for that at all, but that does not empower little girls. Like, I have four big sisters. I don't speak to any of them because they are literally evil. And, anyways, being a young one out of five wannabe women, thank God I grew in to be the woman, but I wouldn't know because I have nothing to do with them. Um, nevertheless, Indica Flower is like, I'm so great, but you had to actually pop your pussy to get money. Like, fact. And I'm not I'm not hating that you had to pop your pussy to get money, but that's not an empowering message for women. And so the same goes for Alex Cooper. Like, you literally were fucking a pitcher on the Mets that got you a shot on Dave's podcast. That's not empowering for real, real ones, dude. Like real women, real girls, people that actually infection are in the gigs, mate. Like, can't relate. And it's strange, and this is a very bitch dopey dumb moment. This is beady beady. If I say this out loud, then I'm a hater. Like nobody at the dinner table is gonna say what I'm saying because someone's gonna come for them. And that's why I'll just fucking say it here and like attract the tribe, right? Your tribe is your vibe straight up. Like, it is not logical to say Indica Flower with her big titties and her bear pussy all over Pornhub getting that money and Alex Cooper sucking every dick on the team until she was relevant. Like, that's not an empowering message. It's not. And that's why I am not your daddy. I'm your mama. So your mama will teach you and help you, let you know certain things. People are gonna say, oh, grandma, she's Grammy, saying, bitch, don't sell your body, dude. Like, like, as a respect to women, just don't do it. And don't try to sit around and say, oh, that was that's the fucking job as old as time. Yeah, bitch. It is the job as old as time. Why don't you get a little bit more progressive? Why don't you fucking grow forward with it? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, honestly, Indica Flower is a great one. And I love you, baby. You'll never listen to this with your million followers and your fucking shit. I'm not hating on ever like I stand for, I you know what? I can say I stand for 1% of what she does because 99% of what she has is based on selling her vagina publicly, of like getting fucking bashed out and jerked off to. She makes$70,000 a month because she spreads her flaps. I don't want girls, ladies, audience, babies. You you don't have to do that. Okay. You don't have to take you your temple, right, and put it in everyone's face. Like, you don't have to spread your pussy. And like Alex thinks she's above it, but she just did it behind the scenes. So I forgot the picture of the Mets dick she sucked to get that deal with Barstool, but she definitely sucked some Mets dick. Anyways, here's the thing if you spread your pussy everywhere or suck dick to do it, that's okay. We're not this is a woman's platform. This is for ladies, all right, girls. So when you what's Estella Barry, when you when you have penises enter your asshole publicly on international platforms so you can get a million dollars, we're not here to hate, right? I'm I'm not like yucking your yum, but I'm just saying I'm here as your mama, as the elder for the new generation, you don't have to do that. So little ones, right? Wash those bitches aside because they're dusty bitches, they got their money, they're millionaires, they're fucking kidding. If you are trying to find out what to do, ladies, sisters, study, learn. Education is power, do what you can do. So here's here's a little background about your mama. I come from nothing. Um I went to a state university, and because I had I was astray, I've I was born estranged from my family. So just because I stayed in the house doesn't mean I have any support. And when I left the house, like I talked about last episode, we don't really have anything to do with each other since then. And anyways, um I got a degree in communications, which is a bullshit degree. Don't bother with a degree in communications, it fucking means nothing. Like it's useless. But I turned that into a lucrative finance career uh in New York City, and I lived alone with my own apartment that I paid for working, not popping my pussy, not getting my ass railed, just working. And I'm not saying everyone's gonna be like, oh, you're such a hater. I'm not, but I'm not gonna normalize as a woman. I won't normalize that. Like, it's not normal. Like, you shouldn't have to have multiple dudes plug you full publicly to like survive. Like, that's not normal. You shouldn't have to get your ass railed online so that you can have a life. Like, you really shouldn't. And I think that as like the world moves forward, this is a weird point in time, but once we get past it, I think people will look back and be like, wow, how crazy that women, this the United States of America actually gives women more rights than anywhere in the world, I think. Top fucking like zero, zero percent. You know what I mean? Like, even though society like effectively goes at getting us down, like legitimately back to back tries to oppress us, there is a window where you can actually work it with your brain, with your brain, and so the and again, I'm not I'm not mad at sex workers, dude. Not in any regard. What upsets me is the exploitation of sex work. It's like if you like, for example, if Stella Barry got her ass fucked on every angle for three years and became a multimillionaire, I'm happy for her. If Indica Flower brought out her triple K titties and like flapped them in everyone's face to get that money, that's cool. However, I don't think that that should be put in the face of young girls as normal. That's what I'm saying. And I said what I said. Bitch, don't be dumb. So when you're really looking out for the future, and Indica and Stella shout out, they're babies, right? They're like 25 and 30. Like they're they're they're they're young ones. They can do what they do. I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about like the real generation, the new generation. And so there's a little girl being born right now, and the last thing that I want for her when she's 13 is to look at Stella Berry's ass getting packed full with some random fucking veteran's dick to say that's what you have to do to get by. Right? Indica Flowers got a beautiful farm, amazing. I suggest you all watch her to see what it's like to live on the land, that South Louisiana shit, like get it done, do it. Internationally, on earth. Can you imagine there's women that can't even show their face in this world? If all of a sudden you put Indy or Stella's profile in their face and said, Oh, imagine if you could just can you imagine what that would do to them? Like, the fuck? So, anyways, it's funny because saying this makes me a hater in public. That's why I'm your mama. I've got my little anonymous, I got our little anonymous. This is a corner for women, for sisters, for yonies, right? Because when you know, you know. Don't drop it, don't stop it. You know what I'm saying? Haters will say that I hate. Right, Hayton? I'm progressive. And guess what? I'm far more progressive than a pair of double D titties or an open asshole. Right? Women don't do that. You actually don't have to do that. And it's like you can get the money, and I'm not mad at it with a thought house or whatever it is, too, the trap house, or all those little fucking, you know, little naked girls in Florida, whatever the fuck they're doing. Like, I understand. Well, no, I don't, because I've never had that much money, and so that's what that's what they'll say, right? Oh, this bitch is fucking broke. She doesn't know about the the bills, like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, she's only saying that because she couldn't do it. Oh, I'm a freaky bitch. I mean, I I did have four husbands, and let me tell you something. Guess what? Every single one of my husbands, husband number one, two, and three married me in less than 10 weeks of knowing me. And then husband number four, we got married in like 30 weeks, less than a year. So I don't have a problem getting men. So even though I don't put it on the porn hubs or on the, you know what I mean? Even though I'm not popping my pussy out there for all y'all, like the ones that I do pop it for, they fucking pay attention. And guess what, ladies? Keep your privacy private. It's yours. And it's not the money, it's an insult, right? And I'm not coming for these girls, and everyone's gonna be like, oh, a hater bitch. Yo, mama's a hater. How many, how many, I don't have any followers yet? It's episode second. How many second episode two? How many people are gonna like? I mean, heaps, right? This is where I get canceled. It's my second episode, and I'm already getting canceled. Don't drop it, don't stop it, babies. Everybody inhale. I'll tell you right now. Shout out. It has been a pleasure for me to watch sisters, females are your sister. Think about that. Be a girl's girl. Don't say you are, don't pretend you are, Alex Cooper. Don't act like when you're a girls' girl, there's no faking it. Like you just are. So respecting my sisters, we can say like dudes are fucking morons, and I get that. Take their money, take the dudes' money, they're fucking idiots, take it. That's fine, but you're right, like Indica says, I'm about old ways. You are about old ways. That's fucking 1700, bitch. It's 2025. You still have to fucking sell your pussy to get some money. You gotta sell your pussy to get a farm. Let's talk about that. Oh, I'm so about I got a farm. I got 10 acres, I got this and I got that. Yeah, because you literally pumped your pussy online because you let all these random penises like just stick it in, and then you sold it. That's not old ways. Because you know what? There was no fucking internet in old ways. And you know what else is funny about Indica? I love you, baby. She's gonna she's never gonna hear this. Maybe she will if she does, fucking hilarious. But, anyways, Indica Flower, 1.1 million followers, little fucking suck and fuck whatever to do the farm. But at the end of the day, like you say that's that you're about old ways, but they didn't have the internet in old ways. And it's funny about her too, because she hates AI, right? She's like, oh fuck AI. I hate like the internet. Bitch, you wouldn't have a dollar if it wasn't for the fucking internet. Are you kidding me? How much energy do you think that these things suck so you can have 1.1 million followers be off to your titties? Like, what a fucking joke, dude. Like, the it's asinine. Like, it's literally asinine. And Alex Cooper, give me a fucking break, dude. Like, you honestly, you were a blonde, right? A fucking white privileged athlete, and then you just fucked whatever male athletes could make you relevant, which brought you to Dave Portney, who's the biggest fucking piece of shit on earth. Like, what a fucking scumbag. And then you teed up with him to make yourself a self-professed like I'm here for the women? Are you kidding me? Like, it's cray cray. Anyways, on the Big Bad Earth, their followers mean nothing. What fucking Alex has five million followers, Indy has a million followers, and there's fucking 10 billion people on earth. So it's not about that, but as your mama and creating my platform for women, my platform is for women, not for girls that suck fucking baseball cock, not for big titty Louisiana cunts that say they're important because they're getting fucked like blatantly publicly, and then they think they're important because they discreetly have a lesbian girlfriend. Like, here's the thing: honeys, don't be dumb. You, this is from my sisters. Alex and Indy, you are my sisters. You hate me right now, but it's fine. You're still my sisters. My sisters are so strong. I'm speaking to a global audience. I have lived around the world, literally, I've spent a lot of time on more than one continent, which is more than I don't know, I guess some bitches can say, but anyways. Um I want to be a message for the young ones, right? Because Alex and Indy are fucking old, and right now, like they're washed out. As much I've had more time on the planet than them. People will argue, oh, you're the you're the most washed out bitch, but no, not really, because the thing about me is that I've just gone through it like real. So in my private relationships, I guess I pop my pussy a bit. I mean, I am up to my fourth husband, so that says something, but you know what? None of it's online. I mean, it is in like sad stories, etc., but I didn't have to like. Take a video of a dick in my mouth to survive. And I didn't have to like suck some baseball dick for an opportunity. Anything I've done has been off my cuff. And I guess that's the message for episode two, right? Is that you don't need like sisters because this is a podcast for women. Bitch, don't be dumb. Bitch, do not be dumb and think that you need to have a man on top of you to get a dollar, or suck a man's dick to make someone else think you're relevant. Cause that's kind of with these big stars, stars quote. These rich bitches, they have a lot of clout because they've got a lot of followers, right? And and unfortunately, which is so foreign to my old ass, right? My 47-year-old ass, it's extremely distressing to think that's how it goes. I'm gonna throw Emrata in here, and everyone's gonna hate me for that because she's got the most with 22 million followers. You know, a lot of follow are trash. Like most of the time, it's like you have so many bullshit. Like, I'm not here to like look at someone's following group, blah, blah, blah, blah, but like, bots are real, shit is trash, rah-rah, rah. I listened to M. Rada's book. Real talk. If you're listening, I mean, uh, my body. I'm telling you something. If she wasn't in that dude's music video, nobody give a fuck about you. Let's start there. If you were not in that guy's video, nobody would give a fuck. You look ordinary, you're skinny as fuck, but that goes without saying, like, welcome, you're like, you're a Hadid or whatever. Like, you just the anorexic look goes without saying, because that's what's selling at the moment. Um, that or a Kardashi fuck ass. But, anyways, it's like her book is so it's so boring. It's such a fucking joke. And at the end of the day, you lucked out. Your mom said you were gonna be a model and you became one. There you go. She's not pretty. I mean, I'm not, no, you're pretty. Sister, we love Emrata. We love the mom. We love Emrata, we love Alex Cooper, we love Indy, whatever her name is. K, I think your real name is. We love all these people together. Like, I'm not, I'm not hating, and everyone will say, Oh, you're such a fucking of course not. I love them, but I'm using them as examples that for to what not to do. Because what's concerning, what this podcast is built on, is that what I'm worried about, these are the bitches that have this kind of following to make people think that that's normal. It's not normal, dude. It's just not. It's not normal to be raised in Louisiana with a real loving family. I have no family whatsoever. So you've got all your family around you, this and that, and you got the biggest titties on earth, and you decide to say you're sexually liberated and fuck everybody on a camera. That's fine, but that doesn't actually make that's not normal life, you know? Alex Cooper. Oh, I did this, I did that. I'm fucking long blonde, rich Pennsylvanian, kicking a soccer ball, rah-rah, rah. You know, fuck this dude in California, the first one that puts his dick out and call me something. Like, I don't buy it, right? I just fucking don't. And Emily Radikowski, same fucking thing. My mom said this and rah-rah, and and I'm a model. Like, she's really ordinary, dude. Like, there's a lot of pretty girls in the world, you know, like sisters, right? You can all let's all in your head mentally picture 10 people that are prettier than fucking Embrada right now, because we can. And that's not hating, it's just putting it down to the fact that like it's a worry, like that's not normal. Bitch, don't be dumb. Seriously, call me your mama. I am not here to yuck anyone's yum. I'm not here to hate on anybody. I'm here to create and maintain a true level of normalcy. And those shits are not normal, dude. Like, they're just fucking not. And normal is a loose term. Like, what the fuck is normal? I don't know. But I know what's not normal. And Alex Cooper, Indica Flower, Emily Rudkowski, that's fucking not normal, dude. It's not normal at all. And the fucked up thing is little girls think it's normal, and then when they can't meet the mark, they kill themselves. And that's actually true. Like, I'm not saying that to get dark, like that is what is happening. That is the world. Therefore, your mama has to come in as a real bitch with nobody, no platform, no family, no nothing. Actually, you know what I have? Oh, plug your ears. God. I have light. I have understanding. I have Madonna, who's my spirit animal. Shout out, Madonna. We love Madonna. Madge, madge, madge. I'm gonna do an episode on why Madonna should be worshipped. If you want to look for a real one, go to Madonna. Madonna, I love you. Madonna comes and beauty. She's a real one. Shout out, Madonna. Nevertheless, I hope that the second episode has let y'all know why I am not your daddy. I'm your mama. I'm your mama. I am your mama. I'm your mama. And I'm here to raise the relevance of women, of real women. Not women with a million followers, bitch. Definitely not women with 25 million followers. Not women with supportive families. Not women with men taking care of them. Not what I'm here for the fucking women, the real ones that have nothing, that have no one. That's why I'm here. That's why you're here. And the second episode is about to wrap up. I'm very happy that you join me. And keep perspective, sisters. Even when you can't feel them or hear them or think that they're there, they are. And that's literally why I'm here. I am here. Because the message is easy. Bitch, don't be dumb. Beady beady. Tell your friends, check in. Welcome to the evolution. Welcome to progress, right? Because we are females with vaginas and ovaries and uteruses and periods and all these things that contribute to our womenness, uh, not on a fake insta fuck perspective, not in some trash, like yeah, wannabe like these girls with these millions and millions of followers. Guess what? They're usually men. This isn't a platform for men. This is for women. Welcome, sisters. Stay, embrace. I love you. Thank you. Speak soon. Bitch don't be done.

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See you next week. Be good. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if someone else has that.