Stop Normalizing Eating Ass

Not everything needs to be normalized.
Some things need to be quietly declined.

This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, Yo Mamma takes aim at the internet’s favorite trick: repackaging sexual pressure as “empowerment.” Women are told by too many influencers that if we don’t want to do everything, we’re repressed, insecure, or doing feminism wrong.

Spoiler: that’s bullshit.

This episode is about consent, coercion, and why “sex positivity” has somehow turned into a hostage situation — especially for women. You’re allowed to have boundaries. You’re allowed to say no. And you’re definitely allowed to not eat ass just to seem cool, evolved, or chill.

Blunt takes. No pearl-clutching. Zero apologies.

Don’t drop it. Don’t stop it.
BDs, this one’s for you.

🎧 New episode of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb.

Transcript

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Beaties. My beaties. I see these. Beattie beatty. Bitch. Don't be dumb. With the beaties and your mama. Episode five. Let's get it. Don't drop it, don't stop it. This week, episode five, we're going to talk about something that should not be normalized. And you know what I'm talking about, ladies? If you read the goddamn talk stop normalizing eating ass. Okay. This is a podcast for heterosexual women. We wanna twiddle our diddle. We want to get banged out. We want someone to, you know, lick it and stick it. I am not. We are not, ladies. You're not obliged to eat asshole. So without throwing anyone under the bus, because you know, Lord knows I'm no influenza. I would never, I don't want to fucking influence anybody, bitch. Be your own bitch. That's why you listen to BDB. The BDs are not subject to any kind of influence. Period. Put it on my grave, ladies. Your mama's grave says I was never influenced by a bitch. By a motherfucker. Certainly not by a probably gay man who's like, oh bitch, eat my asshole. Alright. We're gonna start here. You know, everyone's been out for a long time. You're fucked up. He's definitely fucked up because Lord knows. Are dudes ever normal? Is there ever a time when a man is not fucked up? I mean, I'm I'm pretty sure that they just live in their own fucked up realm. Anyways. And now you're like pinning him somehow. Like his his tart is is I don't know if tart's the right word. His ass cheeks. I hope he's got tight ass cheeks. Because nobody wants to be spreading fucking flappy ass cheeks. Anyways, his tight ass cheeks are spread forth. Everybody's hammered, it's three in the morning. What do you do? A tongue flick? Are you gonna like you? Um, if in the realm of being extremely like intoxicated, that might happen, but I don't care how much coke you've blown, how many shots you did at the bar, or whatever the fucking very high-level influencer said for you to do, don't eat ass, baby. I mean, if you want to, here's the thing I feel as your mama, your mama is here to tell you that girls, little babies, shout out my twin my listeners in their 20s and 30s and 40s, but you know what I'm going with this. Don't eat ass. Okay, eating ass is not normal, and influencers, influence, like stop trying to normalize eating ass. Okay? If it's your own ass, I should be very specific. Men, stop trying to normalize girls to eating dudes' assholes. Ladies, if you want some butt play, and realistically speaking, we fucking don't. You actually don't. The only reason you would ever want someone to eat your ass is because someone online told you that it was cool. Like, oh yeah, let's get it. Here's the thing. I am not an anal advocate. However, I have literally had orgasms off of anal sex with men that have like moderately sized penises, because that's how I ride. So I'm not saying that, you know, you can get your ass fucked. Um, I should say that that doesn't mean I want to see a little girl's gaping hole on Twitter or X, if you will. Like, no gaping holes. I'm all over the place, babies. It's December 17th. The holidays are coming, you know, I got a lot going on. I'm sure you relate. Don't eat ass. And like the whole concept of like, oh, I ate some ass. Like it's a victory fucking ride. Girl, some dude just literally, like, you you lit like you put your mouth and it's like there's a particular 28-year-old influencer on the most popular podcast brand that's talking about this. Like, oh my god, I like ate ass before Thanksgiving. Gross! That is so disgusting. Like, honestly, bitch, you're already rich. First of all, this particular influencer, influenza, your daddy is a major, major real estate agent in Boston. You are a multimillionaire. Period. I'm not saying you should eat ass for money, but I'm also giving a nod to my bitches that have. Okay. So if you have to eat ass for like, I don't know, living arrangement. If that I'm not, this is not a judgmental pod. This is a safe space. BDs, you know this. We know this. I don't have to convince any of this. Bitch don't be dumb is a podcast for fucking straight ass women, for real ones. And so I don't need to like fucking prove myself or like validate or vindicate anything to anyone, praise the Lord. Not in the free world where I live. God bless America. In that regard, if you want to eat ass, you can, but you don't have to, and it is disgusting. Like there uh never. What's the point in brushing and flossing and rinsing your mouth if you're like, oh, my mouth is so clean. I just use my fucking. I did all this clean. I got a$500. I got video. I'm gonna go. You know what I'm gonna do now? Since my mouth is like this hypoallergetic, beautiful, like cleanness. I know what I need. I need some filthy fucking asshole that some dude trying to control me insists is normal for me to stick my face in and eat it. It's not a drunk tongue flick. Okay. We're talking about eating ass. I have done a drunk tongue flick. Okay, we've all done. Tell me if you haven't done a I mean, you know what though? Shout out to the real ones. The the actual, the smartest bitches on the bitch don't be dumb. The smartest BDs have never even flicked their tongue in an asshole. And I am fucking here for them. Respect. Because it was gross, it was weird, it was fast, and I was happy that well, no, I wasn't, there was nothing happy about it. I was fucking hammered and went to bed and never did it again. Gross. Okay. Bitches want to be like, I ate his ass. I blah blah blah. Like, for fucking what, dude? And what's even weirder is girls are like, he ate his ass. So men can try to fight. I mean, no, they can't. There is a a sex magnet up an asshole. It's real for men, for women, for everybody. We want to talk about G spots, okay? Let's go back to our high school health class. Your clitoris or your rod are not the only G spots possible, right? Men got their nuts, bitches have titties, and then we all have assholes. And if you want to like explore the asshole in an orgasm regard, that's fine. But you know what? Eating ass does not give anyone an orgasm. It's a fucking power play. Period. Oh God. If you're in a real like monogamous, like dead ass relationship with someone, and that's the agreement you have, that's fine. But it just was so cringe this week because as a podcast producer, I'm also a podcast consumer. Holla ha. Like, I love the pods, bitch. I love a pod. Shout out. I love a fucking pod. And that's why I know I know it. I am here for women, for an unfulfilled space, for grown women. Seriously. You're not grown until you're 40. And I know everyone's like, grandma, blah, blah, blah. I thought I was I knew everything when I was 21, obviously. And then I was 40, I'm like, oh my god, I'm grown. And then I like met the love of my life and naturally had two children when I was like 42 and 43. That's that's that's your mama. I digress. Do not let anyone tell you you need to eat his asshole. If you want your asshole eaten, fine. Normalized women's assholes getting eaten. I have no problem with that, but you know what? You know what you don't hear in the media? You don't hear dudes being like, yo, I ate my girl's asshole yesterday. She loved it.

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No. No.

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You hear these stupid bitches in their 20s being like, oh my god, I ate ass all day yesterday. For fucking what? Honey? Why? When my tongue flicked, ugh, and I can act, ugh, it's it was gross. Like, you know, it's exactly what you think, just dry, nasty blip. Ugh. Um, I was stoned off the marijuana. I didn't drink back then. Um that was just like it was like a one, two, and done. And I felt weird afterwards. But I mean, mama's a freaky bitch. Don't get it twisted. Yo, mama is a freaky bitch. So I will go in appropriately. And the only way to go in when it comes to women eating asshole is to go in on the women. Unless, a, if you love it in your life, if you wake up in the morning and you're like, man, I can't wait to like find some shitty asshole. Because it is a shitty asshole. Let's go there. I don't care how clean you scrub that shit in the shower, bitch. There's not enough washcloths on earth to make eating asshole appetizing in any way for anyone's asshole. I don't care. You could have the shiniest, goldest like scent from the Lord asshole. Like uh I don't think someone's tongue really needs to be in it. And this is the BD BD podcast. And between me and the BDs, bitches, why? That dude. Okay, first of all, I mean, we've had we've said this in other episodes, so if you're new here, rewind. Men are gay in America. American men are mostly gay. So out of my four husbands, only one was American. He wasn't gay, but he had his own fucked up shit going on. Uh I had one Australian husband that was definitely gay, and then I had a heterosexual Spanish husband and a heterosexual Australian husband. So regardless, you know who never asked me to lick their assholes? Any of those dudes. Like this weird, scummy, fucking nasty finance dude that ended up marrying uh the head of a big whiskey brand in Scotland and then fucking me in the background when I was too young to know that like cheating will catch you. That was bad. I shouldn't have done that. Dark time. I actually sprained my ankle the following day, and that was karma. I was happy it caught me fast. Anyways, bitches, don't stop listening to anyone. Stop listening to women trying to normalize eating ass. Okay? Because I was born in 1978, babies. It's a goddamn throwback. This is yo mama. Don't eat ass. It's nasty. Nasty ass. You know what? The term nasty ass comes from people fucking trying to eat ass. Don't it's so gross. Like, if you want your I am not talking, I'm gonna repeat myself. I'm not speaking to women that want their asses eaten. If you want your ass eat, fucking spread it and get it, baby. But if some dude is like a Tinder date and you do a bunch of coke, and he's like, I have an idea. Let me tell you, I have had more. I lived in midtown Manhattan for 10 years, children. I've had more than one coked up Tinder date. And sure, I was blowing lines off the rod. I was riding face, you know, pussy place. You know what I wasn't doing? Eating ass. The one weird asshole that I accidentally licked was like in a semi-long time relationship that didn't go anywhere, anyways. And I hope that fucking person will, and I'm I'm happy that he'll like get what he deserves. But realistically speaking, don't let Instagram or a podcast or a brand, don't let a brand tell you to eat asshole. Because it's nice to get clicks, right? Clicks and tricks. I mean, if we're all in it for the same thing, not me, because Lord knows I didn't start BD BD for the money. I started it for the truth. I started it for the community and the camaraderie sisters. That's why we're here. Seriously. If I thought, I mean, and this is where this is where it gets weird because you'll have the insta-models that are just like, but this guy literally gave me$100,000 so I could eat his asshole, I couldn't do it. And I don't think you should have to. I guess that's what I'm trying to say. If you feel some kind of way, and there's nothing, it is an insatiable desire. Nothing is going to resolve your yearning outside of spreading some dude's butt cheeks where he shit, like recently, because you know, people shit fairly recently, and like going all in. How do we define eating? Like, maybe that's it. Maybe this influencer that I heard talking about it. The weird thing is, this said influencer is anorexic. Not putting anyone under the bus, but she has an eating disorder. You know what you have an eating disorder? Because you eat men's assholes. Maybe if you stopped eating assholes, you get hungry. No, I'm saying, don't put your tongue in a dude's ass or anyone or girls' ass. Don't lick where someone shits. That's gonna be my merch, okay? It's like it's edgy merch. I'm gonna have to have like shit blocked out. There's gonna have to be like exclamation points and asterisks, but don't. I feel like it's not healthy. And and I'm an anti-vaxxer. I'm not an anti-vaxxer, but like, um, I'm not by traditional medicine in any regard. I feel like the Lord is our shepherd and everybody has to do what you are told. Mate, if God is telling you to eat ass, by all means, turn this podcast right now and find one to get into. Like, seriously, why are you wasting your time? But I don't think on a regular basis. Like, I'm hella bent on calendars. Like, I'm so crazy with diaries. When I tell you, I have five diaries I maintain. Two digital, three that I write out. Like, I'm very busy with it. Never once in any diary that I have have I written eat asshole. And I have written suck dick because I want to make sure that my man's fucking looked after. Like, I've definitely there's certain things that I'll take note of, but I've never ever written down like I have to go eat someone's ass. We are not the same. If you if you are that hardcore in it, again, this is this isn't the episode for you, ladies. Okay, for my women ass eaters. For our sisters that are just like, bitch, I want to, I want to taste the shit on the hairs and the walnut. That's fine. Then do it. This just isn't your episode. Go listen to the women aren't men episode or something else to get you going. This episode is coming from a very pronounced stance and direction being stop talking about eating ass. Stop normalizing. If you're in your 20s with a platform, don't tell people to eat ass. It's not funny. Because you know what? There's gonna be a lot of little girls that listen to that, and then there's gonna be a lot of scumbag fucking dudes that are just like laughing when they go on a Tinder date, spread their cheeks, and think that like Miranda is about it. Like, no. Um, if you're in your 20s, if you're anywhere with a platform, talk about getting yo pussy licked. Okay, let's normalize pussy licking. I feel like everyone talks about getting a blowjob, gonna blowy, getting their dick sucked, but like conolingus, why? Why don't we get the same platform? Why in 2025 are women in their 20s using their platform to normalize? Oh, I ate ass before I went to my parents' house for Thanksgiving. Uh instead of like being like, oh, I went on a date with some fucking wanker I'm never gonna see again, and I wrote his face until I came three times. That's the story we're looking for, right? Normalize that. Normalize, you know, tongues, normalize heterosexual men's tongues on your clitoris. I I get it's long. It might not be a hashtag, it's a little bit a lot for people to get their heads around, considering that most men are gay and they're out there spreading their cheeks so that you know influencers will stick their tongue up them on the only date they're ever gonna have. I think as a community, the BDs, BDs, I want you to do this this week. Right. And I also I don't know how it works yet, but I'm opening the text. Avi, Avi. So like you get text shit. I don't know how it works, but I have that. Like, it's part of the fundamental podcast world. So hopefully there's a link. And my link is open, it's not like, oh, tell me this, tell me that, blah, blah, blah, blah. Bitch, say whatever sound off. Bitches, anything you need to get off your fucking chest, if you like it to be discussed on the pod, put it in the chat. If you like to eat asshole, if your husband goes wild, again, there are sort of like when I I had, first of all, the first I've had anal sex with three people. Two of them had huge dicks. So that was extremely uncomfortable. Like one and done, like, why? And then when I was like dating the third person whose dick was like quite small, but he was European with an accent and very talented, so you know, I was on my rags, you do what you do. It was a really amazing orgasm because I didn't see it coming. I'm like, whoa, man. I never really like you never really care for the sweet spot. Some people don't actually get off in that direction because they do. I think we're just talking about eating ass. Like weird sweet spots, you know. Gucci. But what inspired this episode? What listening to this trash talk last week on an extremely popular podcast, which I of course love. You fucking love it. If your man like loses his mind on the subject, and you are in a monogamous relationship and you are with it and happy with it, do it.