Nepotism Comes From Sperm

In this episode, Yo Mama tells the truth nobody in a hiring meeting is brave enough to say out loud: merit is cute, but lineage pays the rent. We’re talking last names, legacy admits, family group chats, and the magical way certain people keep landing on their feet no matter how hard they fall. This isn’t a rant from the bitter seats — it’s an observational comedy about how “hard work” somehow runs in families with vacation homes. If you’ve ever watched mediocrity get fast-tracked while you were told to network harder, smile more, or wait your turn, Yo Mama sees you. Pull up a chair.

Music by Nathan Wills.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00: 0:00

You're tuned in to BD B D. Bitch, don't be dumb. I'm your mama. No daddy's allowed. Beaties. Ladies. Women, sisters, mommies. It's your mama. Ready, ready and steady for another Epi. We're at episode seven. Shout out to the beaties. Shout out to the bitch don't be dumb community who all agree that women should be able to have opinions and say whatever the fuck we want. And not get completely fucking dressed down, ridiculed, thrown to the wolves for having an opinion. Welcome to Bitch, don't be dumb. Don't drop it, don't stop it, babies. Episode 7. You we're wrapping up 2025. Thank fuck. 2025 was actually fucked for me. I'm not gonna get like hyper person. I mean, oh, I stay hyper personal, babies. But anyways, 2025 was shit house. I hope it was better for you. Moving into episode seven, we're going to deal with nepotism. Oh, you. Let's talk about nepotism. Nepotites. Let's talk about how you're a basic bitch if nepotism is your vibe. Is that I don't know. I don't think that's gonna be the title, but I feel that it's important to address this issue of mediocrity, right? So nepotism is how mediocracy wins, bitches. That's the name of this episode. That's how we're gonna fucking ride it. Nepotism is how mediocrity wins. There was a song, um, I don't want no mediocre, I don't want no mediocre with Iggy Azalea. Do yourself a favor, pause the podcast, go listen to the mediocre song that Iggy did, like, I don't know, it's kind of old now, but just to get the vibe, just to get it up. Nepotism is very, very mediocre. I am so tired of seeing rich bitches in feeds, and they're built on nothing. And considering how, like, in episode episodes like one to three, I was like name-calling, dropping fucking everything. I was like, I was a little bit out of control, beadies. I'm not gonna lie, I was a little bit reckless. I mean, I'm normally a lot of bit reckless, but anyways, I am trying to not be pegged a hater, because I'm fucking not, dude. Like, anyways, so therefore, I'm gonna try not to name names in this week's episode when we talk about something very, very important, very recent and relevant, fucking nepotism. For example, if your parents own a major, major, actually, excuse me, if your grandparents own a major, major hotel line and you run around the internet telling everybody how you're fucking fetch. As uh I think Gretchen Wiener said in Mean Girls, if you're running around the internet telling everybody, I'm not, I can't use the word, well, anyways, you know who the fuck I'm talking about. Stop telling everyone that you're so fucking iconic, that you're so above it all, because you were born to fucking billionaires. Knock it off. And also, if your mom banged a famous lawyer and then lived in LA and pushed you to be the assistant of, you know, said hotel grandbabies till you got a reality show and then did something, fuck off. I am free to say that because I'm a free bitch, baby. Not everyone comes from these ridiculous backgrounds. And so I'm not hating on fame. You want to be famous? Get it. I love my self-built babies, and there's lots of them. For example, a very high-profile cosmetics module came from nothing. One of the top fucking country singers in the nation, along with his wife at the moment, came from nothing. Do I respect them more? Of course I fucking do. People be like, oh, you you hate because you like them more. I don't know any of these people personally, so I can't say that I like any of them because I haven't fucking met them, but I respect it more. If you come from nothing and you build yourself from the ground up, of course I respect you more. Beaties, if someone comes from nothing and builds themselves from the ground up, then you should respect them more, yo. And while you're at it, block cunts. Every time I see someone's face in my feed that is just like, oh my God, you know who my fucking mommy and daddy are. Oh my, I mean, mate, I could rattle off so many names and I'm not going to, but the amount of basic bitches for real, boys and girls. Because the boys are bitches, get the fuck out of here. They're not beadies. They're just bitches. You know what I'm saying? The amount of basic bitches that get shoved down our throats as pop culture. Bitch, that is not fucking popular culture. That is some white dude that owns a newspaper or a website plugging his fucking kid's cousin's like daughter or whatever the fuck. It is such a one-shot show. It makes me fucking sick. And again, like I'm here for the youth as your mama and a mama of a three-year-old and a two-year-old. I will be damned if I'm going to raise them in a way to ever give a nod to some random fucking face in a rag because my dad is a famous music artist. My fucking my mom married some fucking lawyer. My grandpa owned a hotel.

unknown: 7:06

Fuck off.

SPEAKER_00: 7:08

Honestly, take your money and go away. And that's part, that's this is a big part of what annoys me. I'm gonna talk about it because economic inequality, especially in this day and age, out of fucking control. Out of control. The US is like a large example of it. Look at the Earth. Look at the fucking plan. Are you kidding me? And then I love when Yanks are like, oh, I went to fucking Thailand, had the best time because like$1 is$56 million. Knock it off. Look. It's not easy to get by for the ordinary human in any fucking country, dude. Life is rough. And the special words there, ordinary, human, not mediocre. What is it? Is it are they nepotite? Nepotism nepotite? Are they nepotites? I think I just made that word up. I might fact check that later. Nepotism babies actually need to fuck off. And they need to fuck off in the name of good. Like people are like, oh, you're such a hater. You hate them because they have money. No, I don't hate anybody. That's not true. I don't hate nepotism babies, but they annoy me because they come in in a position that normal children growing up don't have. It's like white privileged fucking like squared, squared, squared, white privilege to the hundredth power. And everybody will come for the Karen's and be like, you're so white privilege. Or, you know, I don't know, the African princes and be like, you're privileged. Like, fair enough. Like these people are privileged or whatever. Well, I guess the princes aren't really a good example because they're nepotites. But you know where I'm coming from. Look, if the only thing that makes you relevant is the fame andor fortune of your mama or granddaddy or great-granddaddy, etc. Fantastic. Go back to the mansion. Stay in the estate. You don't belong in ordinary society at all. You have no place here. You literally don't. And that's why when I see them on the socials, it's enraging. Because shout out Australia, who's just like, you know what? If you're not 16, you can't go on the socials. Fuck off. My kids, I will die protecting them from the screens for real. Which is ironic because your mama is obviously my glowing screen right now, my recording and talking to my BDs. But honestly, the shit is so out of control. It's wild. It's the wild, wild west. But a huge part of the insanity is fucking nepotism. Think, honestly, close your eyes right now, BDs. Picture three faces that you actually have no fucking interest in seeing, but you have to because their daddy was a famous country singer, for example. Like I'm not gonna throw these, I don't feel a need to grab to name names. Actually, I do feel a need. I'm restraining myself to not. Because as soon as I start name dropping, then I'm a hater. But if I try to keep it like high level, and I'm like, yo, I'm not hating the person, I hate the concept. And you know what I really fucking hate, BDs? You know what my mega pet peeve is, like biggest on earth, the Burkas episode last week is about it. If you didn't hear it, listen. Inequality, I don't believe it. Don't recognize it, don't believe it, can't relate. Fuck off. We live on an unequal planet. The only thing that I can do to improve that is to make sure that I don't act in that. I don't acknowledge that. I treat everyone that I meet around me equally, unless you're a fucking pedo. If you're like a pedophile, then kill yourself. Like darkness is real. I'm not saying that nepotism is dark. Don't get me wrong. I'm not calling these children like, you know, beacons of the dark.

unknown: 11:40

No.

SPEAKER_00: 11:41

I'm just saying, stop forcing yourself into like mainstream media. Like you were born with millions and zillions of dollars up your fucking ass. What do you need? Why do I have to look at why do I have to look at, you know, five random sisters? I have four sisters of my own. I'm one of five girls. We're just broke. So what makes these five girls more relevant? Oh, money. That's right, money. And then they use their money to produce a false narrative, right? A mediocre, a basic bitch life. If you aren't built from nothing, I'm pretty much not interested. I mean, not to say we can't be friends, not to say that I don't acknowledge your story and shit, but realistically speaking, as an adult, I'm a grown-up. BD's, I'm this is your mama. I'm 47 fucking 47 lush, beautiful, wonderful fucking years. Even though I have complex PTSD, even though my two best friends killed themselves 19 months apart, even though I've got more fucking stories and shade than I will care to bring in this forum, all I'm saying is that life is beautiful, I wear my scars. And I continue to struggle, I continue to work, which helps me relate to, I don't know, most of the planet. Mediocre nepotites are not relating. They're nothing to compare yourself to, and they shouldn't be allowed to run Instagram. They shouldn't, like, you have 23 million followers. Oh, what? I mean, fair enough, most of your followers are bots, but what the fuck? Honestly, I uh I know it makes me sound so grandma. I'm conscious of my grandma sounding, but like I'm concerned about the youth. I mean, don't get me wrong, not concerned in a depressing way. World's beautiful, we live in God's light, and we'll all move forward. But you know what? Young people don't need rich bitch kids shoved up their assholes. Like they just don't really need it. It's like highly unnecessary. And then what's even stranger to me as I watch these things evolve is that like kids try to like, you know, they're on such and such's profile in Calabasas, being like, oh yeah, girl, that bitch doesn't care about you. You think she's reading the comment and being like, oh, Mindy in Wisconsin cares that I'm banging this dude that was just in Willy Wonka. No, she doesn't care. She doesn't actually give a flying fuck. And the way that these conversations carry on below these people's posts blows my fucking mind. And like, the hotel bitch, not gonna call her out, the hotel bitch, is kind of the worst because this fucking self-proclaimed icon. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. If you were born to a plumber father and a fucking waitress mom in Alabama, guess what? You wouldn't be iconic, would you, bitch? Not saying you'd be mediocre. You're mediocre now. Nepotism equals mediocracy. These are fucking randos that just happen to like shoot out of the right pair of testes, if you will, right? Not the right, don't get me wrong. We all shout out of the right pair of testes. Everyone is exactly who they should be in God's light. I'm not saying that. You shout out of a rich pair of testes most of the time. Because let's face it, their fucking mothers aren't doing anything. And you know what? I will say that confidently because I have supported fucking four husbands. I've raised my two children from birth. I've never taken a dollar from anyone, and it's fucking hard. I have no family, I have nobody. I'm not here to fucking cry a river, and I'm not looking for sympathy. However, what I don't need is some bitch that was fucking born from hotel grandpa to be like, oh, I'm famous DJ. Bitch, shut the fuck up. Honestly, the circles you're introduced to, the life you're living is exclusively built on who the fuck birthed you, what vagina you shot out of. You have not done anything relevant to get there. I'm gonna mention some person by name because she's fucking self-made and has worked away up. Brittany Spears, shout out. Prrr. Shout out Brittany. That bitch did it from fucking nothing. Shout out Jeffree Star. That bitch did it from nothing. The people that have done it from nothing came from nothing, they get shout outs. Madonna, our mother, our goddess. Shout out. But all these other shadowy characters that be like, oh my god, shut the fuck up, dude. Oh, my daddy played drums in a punk band and then banged some girl who was like related to famous people. Shut up. I'm so tired of seeing that kind of like worshiping of fucking famous people's kids, rich people's kids. Knock it off. They're basic bitches. They're mediocre. And you know, you'd be surprised. A lot of you right now are like your favorite influencers, the people that you watch, they're running through your mind. Oh no, they don't count, they don't count. You'd be fucking surprised. I'm not hating against people that come from something. As someone that's come from nothing but made something out of it, like anything is possible. And BDs, listen up. This is your mama speaking. Anything is possible. Keep your head right, keep your mind right, keep your game straight. You'll be fine. While you are running a straight line to do you, don't worry about what these fuckers are doing. Because it's fucking irrelevant. You know what they're doing? Spending their parents money. You know what they're doing? Getting fucking lipo, breaking and reconstructing their faces to like, you know, not be fugly sluts. It's insane. And I don't think that it's the way that we should move forward. I think the way to move forward is to be you. Because at the end of the day, we're the 99%, right? We're on the fucking 1%. Get the fuck out of here. The 1%? I'd say like 70% of the 1%, if any of y'all do math, it's their fucking parents' money. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Do you think that a Spice Girl's kids would have any media coverage if they weren't Spice Girls' kids? Do you think that um, you know, a famous rapper's daughter's, etc., like nobody would give a flying fuck. And that's okay. You know what? Nobody would give a flying fuck off the rip. If they did something, if they established themselves, if they broke in, because breaking in is not easy. And let's talk about this. There's so much silenced talent. And this is why I get enraged by nepotism, right? Because I, your mama is a very talented artist, of course. I know very many talented artists. Some have broken in and got paid, some are still on their way up. Some are like me, who's like my fucking art has no price, kick rocks. But I just think that these things get underscored by some. Fucking blonde bitch in front of a record player talking about I'm so original, and the only reason anyone knows who you are is because your parents are fucking multi-billionaires. Like, get the fuck out of here. Now, so I'm here to say nepotism is fucking mediocre. Seriously, it's heavy mediocre. It is unoriginal and fucking boring. And if you are so fucking privileged to be given all of that off the rip, who the fuck are you? Like, I know there are many, many quote unquote unknowns, nobody's getting that social money, right? You're getting that TikTok money, you're getting that Instagram money, you're making your fucking say you're using AI to write a fucking change your life PDF and then selling it on Instagram and getting rich. We love those people. Come from nothing and inspire others. That's the message. If you didn't have, I don't know, a fucking millionaire pussy that shot you out at birth, and you just like started off as a normal person, I want to hear your story. That's the story I want to hear. I don't want to hear, oh my god, I'm iconic. Oh my god, I'm in Calabasas. Oh my God, I just like bought 5,000 cars and like got my titties done. No. That's not what I'm trying to hear. I don't want to see your fucking wig or your weave, your fake ass fucking hair, your fake ass fucking titties, your fake ass fucking face, and your fake ass fucking life. No. That is mediocre. Now don't get me wrong. If you want to get your hair done, face done, titties done, I'm not hating on that. I'm not hating on that whatsoever. But if you're just some millionaire fucking bitch using that to try to keep people interested because you're mediocre, then I have a problem with it. You dig? You following me, BDs? I know you're following me. For everyone that's saying that I'm a hater, word. Because I'm really not. I just am not a fan of nepotism. I don't care about. Man, it's so hard to not fucking fire off names, but I'm doing good. I'm doing good because I'm not trying to throw anyone directly under the bus. But like, yo, there are so many B-grade everything's that are rich and their kids are shoved up our ass. And I'm just like unbelievable. I love popular culture. Don't get me wrong. I'm a pop culture whore. Yo, mama is a pop culture whore. And that's why I get so fucking uppity when these neo neophytes, nepotites, I don't fucking know how to say it. When these human beings that came out of wealthy vaginas and thrust into the limelight, it's fucking annoying. Um I feel it. There's so many like billions, and I guess I said billion billions of more interesting people. Like there's eight billion people on Earth. Why do I have to keep looking at the fucking hundred cunts that came out of like, you know, wealthy pussies? Why? And I know I don't have to. And I really, objectively speaking, like, I read page six. Sometimes I look at TMZ, I glance just to see what's getting put out there. I'm just interested. And that's where this episode comes from. Because I'm like, damn, yo, nothing's getting put out there except for all these fucking bitches that are literally born from rich families and have done nothing else. So the next time that you're feeling like, oh, I wish I had this or I wish I had that, BDs, be happy that you are not mediocre because you're not. Real people living real lives with real stories. I don't want to hear about, oh, I was a millionaire partying in New York, and then my mom made me go to a crazy house and they're mean to me, but now I'm fucking like a billionaire again. Wow.

unknown: 24:19

No.

SPEAKER_00: 24:21

You can carry your own trauma. I'm not saying that mediocre nepotites, neophytes, whatever the fuck. I'm not saying that they don't have trauma or feelings or happiness, sorrow, you know. Like they clearly have some human qualities. What they don't have is fucking loyalty. Oh, excuse me. Royalty. They don't have loyalty out of there. I meant royalty, but you know, it's like one o'clock in the morning. So royalty. They're not royal. Stop treating them like they're royal. Although I guess nepotites are royal because if you look at the royal family, that's a fucking perfect example of nepotites. You know what I'm saying? You know where I'm coming from. Don't get it twisted. Don't drop it. Don't stop it. Your mama has spoken. And I guess the message of this week. Don't compare yourself to some rich cunt. Don't hold your standards. Or don't try to aspire to something that you weren't born as. I mean, aspire to what you were born as. Don't try to aspire to something you weren't born as. Does that make sense? I hope so. Like, you're perfect and divine. And the last thing that you need to do is compare yourself to the 0.05% that got shot out of like some fucking old legacy money moment and had nothing to do. It's like, if you're born with millions and millions, and if you be hell, most important, if you are a billionaire and you have nothing better to do with your fucking time than go on TikTok, reconsider. That's mediocre. The more money you have, and realistically speaking, the real rich people, the real, I mean, they're fucking hiding out. You don't even know where they are. They're like, they're definitely not on TikTok. Their kids aren't on TikTok. They're not Instagramming. So again, mediocracy. Like, while to the broke people, like you know, us, you feel like hundreds of millions of dollars is a lot or a billion dollars is a lot. But the people with the real, real money, please. Their kids aren't on Instagram, dude. They're not making reality shows. That's all I'm saying. So nepotism is mediocre. That is the message. Don't worship anybody outside of the Lord, outside of the higher powers. Keep your attention toward the higher powers and like do yourself a favor and block some fucking nepotite. Next time, every time I see these people come in my feed, block. I don't fucking care what you're doing. I don't even understand why the algorithm is feeding me that. You know, Jack from Twitter called it out, shout out, and he's just like, the world is going to be fucked because all anyone thinks of is what comes in their feed. Yo, mama's gonna keep it straight. The only reason I'm on the socials or use the socials is to promote art. I have no personal shit. I'm not on there trying to do like, I really fucking don't. I mean, maybe that'll change. I'm warming up to TikTok, but you know who I'm not gonna follow? Nepatites! Mediocre cons. I block them, block them all, do myself a favor. Everyone, let's commit to something. When the podcast ends this week, the next time you see one of these bitches come up in your fucking feed, block it. Block it, stop it. Nah, I mean, put it out and move on. That doesn't mean we hate them, it just means they're irrelevant. It just means they're mediocre. Surround yourself with organic, hungry, talented, growing, lust for life motherfuckers. That's who we want to be around. Not hotel Harrises, not fucking reality hoes, not like my mom was a spice girl. You know what I'm saying? That's your fucking takeaway. And if anybody thinks that I'm hating for that, find another fucking podcast or listen to another episode. I don't really fucking care. Because objectively, I love people too much. It's bit me in the ass. But you know what? I'll never change who I am because I love everybody. And you know what? Even if you are a mediocre nepotite, I still love you. Just get the fuck off of Instagram. And that is my message for the week. Be good, BDs. We're wrapping up 2025. Thank God. Wait, is it? Oh my god. Like 2026. 2026. It's New Year's Eve, babies. Happy 2026. Enjoy your evening. Be safe. Keep it straight. I keep it a little white. I love y'all.