Stop Birthing For Tik Tok Content

The title explains it all!

Yo Mamma is here to let y'all know, having babies with randos to kill Tik Tok live time should not be a thing.

Let's all think about who we let inside of us and what the true outcome is! Children are people, not props.

Music by Nathan Wills

Transcript

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You're tuned in to BD BD. Bitch, don't be dumb. I'm your mama. No daddy's allowed. It's another Wednesday. It's Wednesday morning. I record on Wednesdays. For all y'all wondering, every once in a while we throw in a Tuesday night. But you know, lately, since my big move, I've been recording Wednesdays, biddies. What's happening, babies? What's cracking? First of all, I owe y'all an apology because last week, after recording the Fight with Your Man episode, it came to my conclusion that the sound at the end was fucked up. I apologize for the sisters who were tuned in and learning about the art and science of fighting with your man, which was unfortunately hindered by some crack a lacking towards the end. So this week, I'm still in the streets. I'm looking at two deer right now that are actually on the sidewalk. I've never seen deer on the sidewalk until I lived in northern New Jersey. Nevertheless, I apologize for the crackle in last week. I have returned from the streets of New Jersey, 12 miles out of my beloved midtown Manhattan. I have a microphone, and I'm hoping that if our record, because I was lazy with it, ladies, I'm not gonna lie. You know when you have those periods of life, sometimes they're extremely long stretches of life where you just don't give a fuck. I can't believe these deer aren't moving. These deer aren't like two feet away from me. I have to cross the street to go around them. Um you know when you have long periods of like not giving a fuck about stuff, I have to do an episode about that because they do come. They do come. But nevertheless, in my not giving a fuck era that I'm currently trying to wrap up, I thought that I could get away with running around the streets of New Jersey wearing a headset, talking my shit. But what I've learned as your mama, as the dedicated matriarch of this forum, I need to get a goddamn microphone out, so I apologize, ladies. I am sorry if that sound was shit. I don't think the sound came out shit in other episodes, but if it did, I'm really, really sorry. Hey, I have been recording in the streets. I think this is the fourth episode I've done from the streets, maybe the fifth. Time flies when you're fucking broke and stressed, you know what I'm saying? So nevertheless, let's get Wednesday cracking. Let's talk about something this week that I do feel a little bit passionate about, and that's called Stop Having Fucking Kids for Content. Ladies, now I don't think that y'all are guilty of this, but I think a lot of girls are. A lot of women perhaps have thought about the whole, hey, maybe I can squeeze one out and throw it in front of this box. So we're gonna talk about it this week. Let's chat about it. Let's talk about the ups and downs, the possibilities. This is a new thing on the scene, right? My generation did not have to worry about having our entire fucking life splashed all over the internet from the day that we were born without a word to say about it. So I'm gonna take my flowers on that one, you know. My life hasn't really given me a lot of flowers recently, but I'm gonna take my flowers because my fucked up life as a kid was not thrown all over the online world. Now, it's interesting because at this stage of the game, some of these kids have actually grown up, and some of them have shown how fucked up you can get. Some of them have been fortunate to avoid that part of it and go on and live normal lives, but nevertheless, it doesn't change the fact that once upon a time a girl existed with a TikTok account and many followers, and content was getting stale. I don't give a fuck what anybody says, because we see these girls, and I am not going to call them out name by name, because I watch them sometimes when I'm really low and I need to see somebody whose life is actually more fucked up than mine. I know that's dark, but that's something I do. I watch documentaries to remind me that people's lives are way more fucked up than mine. TikTok is a great place if you want to go and see people whose lives are potentially more fucked up than yours, sister. But somebody who is an inadvertent victim of all this are these kids, are these children now? I know what everyone's thinking, oh, let them live, they're sharing their lives, they're doing this, they're doing that. Look, if you're like a relatively normal person, I use that loosely, and you have some kind of family account, and you're sharing your kids on the account, yada yada, that's not what I'm talking about. We're talking TikTok hoes. Because the place that I see this consistently, consistently, and again, I'm not throwing anybody under the bus, but if you really want to like go to TikTok and know what I'm talking about, have a look at the Florida TikTok. You know, there's a lot of been history um with the Florida TikTok, and there's a lot of young girls down there that seems to think it's a good idea to get a quote unquote baby daddy into the scene so that you have something to talk about. I don't understand why all of a sudden every young TikToker female, apparently, in some states, seems to believe that the only way to keep your channel going is to have some dude's kid who will inevitably fuck that kid off and screw your life over. Children are not for content. Children are to be enjoyed, embraced, cared for, looked after. And if you're having them because you need something else in front of your phone to keep people logging in and keep your bag cracking, it's not the right forum. And I say this because the amount of crazy shit I've really seen these girls go through is off the hook. And the amount of crazy shit that I've seen their kids live out, well, that's just nuts. I mean, first of all, a lot of people on the internet are cunts, right? Like, my heart goes out. First of all, I give a big shout out. If you're making internet money, mate, if you found a way to get that cash and you are fucking running around with your phone, just breaking it in. Shout out, dude. Kudos. I have mad respect for that. I think that people are on their phones so goddamn much. Turn it into a moneymaker. See what you can do. I ain't nothing wrong with that. I'm not mad at it. However, that doesn't mean that it's a good idea to link up with some fucking scumbag dude, let him blow inside of you to see what happens, and then the next thing you know, you're already broken up before that kid was born. This is coming from your mama, who consequently became impregnated by my loving husband within the first two months of knowing him. So I am allowed to speak on a topic close to my heart, which is having children with people who you may not have quite clicked into that bond with yet. Now, I am gonna sound like a hypocrite because I will say there are exceptions to the rules, and I am an exception to the rule, and I'm sure a lot of you ladies have friends that are like, oh, my parents, you know, met each other and then got married such and such months later and are still together and rah-rahrah. Look, I might want to like punch my husband in the face right now because I'm going through an extremely and I will cry right now to be like, I'm going through a really hard time at the moment, but I'm still here recording, still here talking my shit. So if I wasn't going through such difficult time, God, I can't believe I'm crying on the podcast. This is the first time I've actually cried on the podcast. It's pretty sad. Um it doesn't mean that their relationship won't work out, it just means that your odds of being with a fucking loser kind of go up. My husband's not a loser. We're having a difficult time. We've got two beautiful children who are the happiest motherfuckers that you'd probably ever meet and literally run my world. I wouldn't change any of it for anything. Does that mean that the whole purpose behind these pregnancies was to hold my kids up and wave them in front of a fucking telephone to try to get views? Now, and I thought about it, because let me tell you something, Beaties. My kids are fucking cute. I know that everybody says their kids are cute. My kids are television cute. My kids literally had a rep in Australia. My kids were part of a modeling agency when I was in Australia. Like, that's how fucking cute they are. They're actually under consideration now for some new agents here because they're insanely cute. But that doesn't mean that they deserve to miss out on their childhood because I'm waving them in front of a fucking camera. And it also doesn't mean that they really should have come from a place of, you know, dodginess. Like, I just think that if a TikTok couple all of a sudden says, Oh, I'm gonna put a baby in ya, let's get this going, I really haven't seen it end well. And if you have, then somebody needs to bloody leave me a message about it. Because all I have seen over and over again are our sisters suffering. Because they are. I don't give a fuck how many lashes you got glued on, how fucking tight your wig is, how many fucking osempic jabs you did after your pregnancy to lose all the weight and convince everyone that that's normal, because that's actually not fucking normal. It'll take you about two years to get back to normal for like the real world. But, anyways, they're creating a fantasy world for views, and I understand that, but I just think that these little kids are getting tied in the middle of it, and they're just getting used as fucking ammo, dude. Like, man, I saw somebody's custody papers because they got doxxed on TikTok the other day, putting all their business out there about oh, they haven't been together since the kid was born, and the father's doing this, and the mother's doing that, and there was domestic violence, and da-da-da-da. And the other crazy shit that I see regularly, and this really blows my mind, are people who take it to the next step and dox these people. Man, these girls are in a hard enough fucking position, and people need to actually understand that. Like, they're in a rough situation, mate. They buddy have kids with randos, and now they're gonna have that kid for the rest of their life. And not only that, their kid is gonna grow up and be able to see all the shit talking that they did about each other online. Now, I don't come from the most loving family, in case you couldn't figure that out, and I'll tell you, I wouldn't really want to see my parents' fucking front row seat fighting online, and neither do you. And you surely don't want your kid to. So if you're thinking to yourself right now, you know, my TikTok needs a fucking baby. My TikTok needs me to have a kid, so that I got nine months lockdown and my prego TikToks, then I got my weight loss TikToks, then I got my apartment and nursery TikToks, and then I got the baby TikToks. And you know what you have in addition to the baby TikToks? A fucking baby. And babies aren't easy, mate. Babies are not something that you just want to have floating around. Now, from what I can see, many of these young TikTokers, because these are these are our our little sisters, these are our sisters that are in their 20s, mate. They haven't even lived their life yet. And let me tell you, as someone who is in the thick of it now with a two-year-old and a four-year-old, your kids become your life. And that's a natural thing. And that's why, as much as it really sucks that I have so many fucking problems right now, my children are not one of them, and they never have been. But I think a big part of that is because I don't have FOMO. I'm not sitting around, like, oh, I could be doing this, or why can't I do that, or who's gonna watch my kids when I go to the club, or how am I gonna get drunk with Stacy on Friday because I don't have anyone? Like, I am a grown-ass woman. And that's why I think that women should be encouraged to live their life in younger years in a way where they get to explore and learn about the world, themselves, what they like and what they don't like. That's what you should be doing all through your 20s and into your 30s. And if you don't ever want to have kids, that's fucking fine too. But more importantly, you're not gonna have one, so you can put it on TikTok. And these little kids, to have a screen in your face to that degree from birth, um can't be great. I'm pretty sure that can't be great. I am one of these psycho parents that I do not let my kids watch a screen. And that's right, BDs, that's right. Your mama's that bitch. I am that bitch. I don't own a television. I have not had a television literally in 27 years, clock it. I am not somebody that consumes media that way. I would prefer to listen to something, listen to music, listen to podcasts, listen to whatever. But staring at something to get sucked into this like comparative culture of what's out there and where do I weigh up and what's she wearing, and how much weight has this person lost or gained, and da-da-da. No.

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And the dopamine hits that come along with it, right? Oh, maybe I'll look like this person one day, maybe I'll make this much money one day, maybe this or maybe that, like, are addictive. They are literally flat chap, proven to fuck up your brain. So when you do that to a small child without giving them the opportunity to really adjust to fucking anything, form their own thoughts about anything, you're just saying to them, hey, you're in this now. It does something to that child. And I will stand on my soapbox here and say, as somebody who has children that do not consume media like that, that do not have shit in their face constantly like that, there is a marked difference between the way that they act and their little friends who have a completely different lifestyle, locked to these boxes, getting the cameras waved at them, jumping up and down in front of it, raggedy ra. Again, if you want to put your kid online, that's your business. I'm not mad at it. I've seen some really cute baby content, especially when I was pregnant. It's nice to be like, oh, look, a normal person with a baby and stability. You know, that can be a little bit offlifting, I'm not gonna lie. However, do not go on TikTok trying to get knocked up so that you have something to talk about. It is not going to end well. It's not gonna end well. And then what I've also seen, which is fucking heartbreaking to be honest, is I've seen these girls now. I don't give a fuck, ladies. This is the fucking bitch don't be dumb. And this is your mama, and I'm gonna call it how it is. There are girls on there that were blatantly using hard drugs when they were pregnant. Ain't no question about that. Ain't no question about that. And most of the time it's because they're very young, they're not the sharpest pencil in the box, and they have these dirtbag dudes that are probably fucking egging them on. So this comes to the next why you should not have baby to fucking put on TikTok, bitch don't be dumb moment. Um, what happens when your baby's born with serious problems? It's in and out of the NICU, it can't get its shit together, it's not growing properly, it's having serious health issues. Then you have to go on and lie to everybody about what's really wrong with your kid. And I don't care about that. Like, honestly, you doing drugs while you're pregnant isn't really anybody's fucking business except your own, and no one's gotta live with it except for you. However, then you gotta go on TikTok and lie about that shit every fucking day. I mean, there's just so much wrong in all of that happening for so many reasons, yo. And it's also you can like make a TikTok bag. I mean, I would like to make a TikTok bag. I'm thinking about fucking starting another account and trying to like get in on it. However, my children will not be part of that situation. My children in their youth will continue to go outside, experience life and nature, and not get tied down and linked in to all that kind of fucking chaos and drama. Because it really is. You see some of these kids' faces, not to mention the TikTok kids. There's some of these TikTok kids that I'm watching that are now, you know, four or five years old. They've been on there since their mothers were making everybody watch them be pregnant. And it's like they're weird. They don't act normal, they're super over the top, they talk like they're cartoon characters. I mean, I understand that that's something that little kids do, but a lot of these kids are fucked up. I'm putting it out there. And I'm putting it out there because nobody else will say it. Everybody else wants to say, oh, I don't say that about Lacey. Her fucking kid is just like in the NICU every day because that's how he was born. Yeah, that's how he was born, all right. And then you know what the thing is? Here's me. My kids were born when I was 43 years old and 45 years old. What's up? And when I was pregnant, everybody was telling me, oh, your kids are gonna have Down syndrome, you're a high-risk pregnancy, you know, you're having babies in your 40s, blah blah blah blah blah. I had to cop it. But if you're a fucking 20-year-old influencer somewhere down south, and you're fucking popping perks or taking addies or whatever the shit that you're taking while you're pregnant, and then having babies that have blatant. Conditions that are caused by this exact kind of behavior, then you're a fucking rock star and everybody's like, oh, poor Samantha. I'm, you know, your great mom. The world's a fucked up place. The world is a fucked up place. However, I've seen it so much now that it really dawned on me that some of these girls are doing this with intention. Like, they know that these fucking dudes aren't going to be around. They got baby fever and want the views and are like, hey, I got baby fever. I got views. This dude is a fucking irresponsible dropkick willing to blow inside anything. I think this is an opportunity here. No. That is not an opportunity for you. Bitch, don't be dumb. Do not have babies with people who you don't plan on staying with, who you have an uncertain future with. And you know, this isn't even coming from someone to be like, oh, broken home. It ain't about the broken home, sister. It's about you. It's about your mental health. It's about your strength. It's about your life that you're going to have raising your beautiful baby. Do you really need to be dealing with having all of your trash aired out on the internet whilst raising said child because the plan was fuck it, TikTok's a bit flat. Let's push one out. No. That is not what you should do. And it's like when I first saw this, I'm like, is this for real? You know, and then all of a sudden I'm snooping in, and shame on me, because this shit's none of my business, to be honest. This is the yo mama is in an absolute horror of life right now, which is involving insomnia. And part of my insomnia, as many of you have probably been there, involves scroll, scroll, scroll, which is terrible. Doom scrolling, anxiety, and difficulties in life is like the most fucked up trifector, isn't it, girls? Why do we do this to ourselves? Shit gets rough, and we just want to clock out so we do the worst thing you could possibly do and pick up these glowing fucking boxes and start looking for something to distract us, which is probably gonna end up making us feel bad or worse than we already are. Um, not a great idea. I do try to keep it under taps, to be honest, but I definitely have noticed that since my life fell apart a year and a half ago, I picked up this rotten habit of looking at some of this shit. Anyways, I saw one girl blatantly in the situation, then I saw another, then I saw another. I'm probably up to about six. I don't watch them regularly because frankly, I think it's depressing. I think it's disrespectful to the girls, I think that it's gonna be hard on the kids, and I just don't think that it's really something that needs to be injected into society as a norm. Hey, if you're broke and your life is fucked, maybe you can just get a rando to knock you up on TikTok and make baby content. Why not? No. Like taking your kid to the NICU because they were born with a bunch of problems because y'all are really like doing some heavy shit. I don't know. I just think that's a little bit of stretch for what we put online. And I also have to believe that if your kids grew up and saw that, it's just going to make being a teenager all the more fucked up than it already is for so many young people. You dig, you know what I'm saying. So that's the message this week, ladies. I know that it was a little bit flat, and I'm wondering if at the end, I'm wondering if at the end of my episodes, I need to start doing a little bit of a life update, if you will, because you could not, you would not imagine, pardon me, you would not imagine how fucked up my life is right now. And I guess some of the only people that I would really say have lives more fucked up than me are 20-something-year-old girls squeezing out babies on TikTok because they think that somehow it's gonna keep their money flowing. And then two or three years later you realize, oh fuck, I got a toddler. All they want to do is stare at the fucking phone because I've nothing better to do to put it than to put it in their face, you know. And it happens quick. Honestly, I can speak to this because during my last move, I'm not here saying my kids have never looked at a screen in their life. They have seen videos before on an iPad. Not that I put it in their hands because I don't, but they have watched occasional clips on an iPad, they want to watch this, they want to watch that. When I was moving, it became a little bit frequent over a couple weeks. Frequent for me is like every couple days because they don't watch it. And when I tell you, I could see the turn, especially in my two-year-old, because my four-year-old never watched shit. My four-year-old mate had Spotify and a JBL, and that's what he does. If you're all wondering, if you're all thinking, oh, this is what the fuck did you do? They got a JBL speaker and they listen to Spotify, mate. They listen to stories, they listen to music, they listen to all these things, and it also helps how their senses and stuff develop. Now, don't get me wrong, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing as a parent, so don't get it twisted. I'm not here to tell anybody how to raise their fucking kids. Hell no. Yo mama would never. I would never. Although we should do a kids episode one day for our more seasoned BDs, our baby baron sisters. That'd be a ripper. But no, today's episode is just about think before you put your kid online. Think before you get pregnant, if the intention is to actually use that kid for content. Because I know that sounds crazy, and I couldn't really get my head around anybody doing that, but after a bit of research, I realize they actually fucking do. They actually do. And I guess because you're making so much money on TikTok, you don't really have anything you have to do anyway, so they're like, fuck it, let's just squeeze one out. I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, and I am surely not saying these words with any level of judgment, and that goes for the drug shit too, mate. If you are so hooked on anything that you can't stop for pregnancy, of all things, you just need to kind of reassess what the fuck's going on for real. Like, I am a Dapper and I will continue to have my babysitter nights and go out and party with my fucking husband. Everybody should be entitled to do that, especially when you got kids. You need to get out. Are you crazy? If you don't get out when you got kids, mate, you're gonna be in for more trouble than you think. Mental health, ladies, take care of yourself. I have no money right now. I might have to move back to Australia, but I have nowhere to go. Oh my god. Anyways, in going through what I'm going through, the difficulties that have arisen, and knowing that you just don't know what's around the corner, mate. You really, really don't. You don't know what's waiting for you there. And I feel that having children amplifies that. I mean, most people have families, and I have thought about this too. It's like, eh, maybe I'm a little bit more fucking sensitive about it because I have no family, right? I'm estranged from my family. So I'm not someone who's like, oh hey mom, I accidentally had these kids on TikTok. I need your help. Like, I can't really relate to that, but I guess a lot of them do because I see them dropping their kids off at their mom's house on TikTok. Anyways, if you want to have a baby, don't do it for TikTok. Do it for yourself. Do it for your baby who's going to be born, and just put some thought into the world before you do that. Not in a way of like, oh, the world's terrible. I think the world's a beautiful place. I am so man. I wasn't going to have children for a very long time. I think this will be an episode next week. Next week we might do a baby talk episode. But, anyways, just cancel people that are having kids. Well, no, don't cancel them because then they won't have any money for the kids. But just when you're doing your TikTok strategy, if you are on TikTok or your social media strategy, if you're thinking, how can it make money for you? Leave your kids out of it. That's the message of the week. We don't need to have children on TikTok for content. I know it sounds crazy of me to say, but I bet your ass that there will be at least one BD listening to this where it really strikes home. So, sister, don't do it. It's not worth it. Have your baby. Still have it. I mean, hell, if you really want to roll the dice, which is pretty much my situation, right? I met my husband, we fell in love, we started fucking like rabbits, like literally. And I'm not I am a condom girl, by the way. Nevertheless, this was an extraordinary situation, and now extraordinarily, I've got two toddlers right now, and I'm 47 years old. Shout out. If I could just get a lick of stability, I would want for nothing. So that's what I gotta do, BDs. I hope you guys have a nice week. Yo, mama over here. I gotta get hired. Like, it's crazy. I've mentioned before, and I'm not trying to go back to an office. Mate, I'll work at the fucking grocery store. I don't care where I work, I'll work anywhere. I have been trying for a year and a half to get a fucking job, dude. So, anyways, if y'all know anyone that needs somebody to fucking work for them, feel free to goddamn message me about that too, because your mom's on the back foot right now supporting these kids. And my husband, who's an illegal alien, can't work. So I'm learning taking care of four people is rough. But unfortunately, my pride is so and this is true too. They say like, don't bite off your nose to spite your face. I don't know if you've ever heard that fucking saying before. I wouldn't do that, but my pride is fucking strong, dude. If I have an opinion or I think a certain way, I will stick to it. And that goes here too. I thought about slapping my really cute kids online because my kids are fucking like I said, they had a modeling agent. They're exceptionally cute. But I'm not gonna do it on principle because surely I don't even let them fucking watch anything online. So if I don't even let them watch anything, who the fuck am I to monetize off of them? But, anyways, that's neither here nor there. That's just how I think. Don't have babies for TikTok content. And if you have friends that are doing it, it's your obligation to say, knock it off, bitch, don't be dumb. And I'm gonna wrap it up with that. Love, love, love ladies. I hope that microphone.