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NPZ Horoscope

The New Pinniped Zodiac is the internet's favorite source for spiritual guidance. Do you believe? Are you contaminated? Find out more and get involved!

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Podcasting since 2026 • 3 episodes

NPZ Horoscope

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3: The Spirit: Ghost (April)

Today we talked about the jellyfish model of the soul, some music/books/movies, womanhood, spiritual rituals, and more.

April 10, 2026 • 2:07:12

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2: The Mermaid

This episode, we talked about The Mermaid, performance nerves, spiritual sovereignty when you're feeling down, the philosophical meaning of the Un-Seal, and music recs from Penny and the Queen Bee.

March 05, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 2 • 1:30:28

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1: First Episode! Dog Season

The very first episode of the NPZ Horoscope show. A radio show-style version of the NPZ Horoscope Substacks.

February 05, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 1 • 1:14:18

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