Harriet discards her obsession with Mr Elton and declares she will never marry her new love

Frank is a hero, Harriet is a damsel in distress and everyone is using racial slursThe quote from Persuasion was “this pathetic piece of family history”

We discuss the dedication of Emma to the Prince Regent and propose that Miranda Hart does a one woman adaptation of Austen which some how segues into the muppets - oh and it's the ball.

Is Emma vain or does her behaviour make sense based on Frank's behaviour?

Mrs Elton has a tennis match conversation with Mr Weston, we discuss Frank's childhoodOk so I made another t-shirtTalking about Sense and Sensibility, Austen...

TW: Slavery, racismMrs Elton is rude and Frank is coming back!And I made a shirt...

Mrs Elton sucks and is a bully at the dinner party Emma throws for herOf course I made the tshirt

Mrs Elton sucks, Mr Elton would be a better person had he married a better wife (as would many men in Austen), Mr Knightley isn’t in love with Jane FairfaxI mention Pride & Promiscuity: the lost sex scenes of Jane Austen by ...

Mrs Elton arrives and she sucksHarriet has no idea about money and we have no idea about social rules

Mr Elton is a topic of conversation again and Emma has to console Harriet

Check out the Intrepid French Film Festival Aotearoa and especially Jane Austen Wrecked My Life throughout t...

Emma thinks she's in love with Frank. We talk a lot about slogans for t-shirts (and I made one)

Does Mrs Weston love Mr Weston?Does Jane love Frank?We mention the webseries Rational Creatures which you can find on YoutubeIf you'd like to stay updated on the boo...

Emma is judgy, Miss Bates is the least selfish character and Mrs Weston may be the original matchmaker.

Highbury is a one horse town where Miss Bates takes no breaths.There's even a journal article about Winnie-the-Pooh: Pathology in the Hundred Acre Wood: a neurodevelopmental p...

Perhaps we could learn a couple of things from Emma. We decide Emma might be bi or ace. Rachel has a meet cute in a supermarket

Emma (Queen of Highbury) decides to grace the Coles with her presence just as the Queen (of England) once went to a wedding. Also Frank gets a haircut and Mr Woodhouse is a child...

Frank is trying his hardest to see Jane (and we only see that because we know the ending)

Frank Churchill arrives! He's an inconvenient surprise (apologies to everyone ever as I'm always early).Where the hell does Emma get her snobby ideas from?Rachel mentions

We learn more about the future Mrs Elton and their courtship with a segue to Taylor Swift (let me have my special interests)

Gossip! Mr Elton is engaged and we discuss Jane Austen's own brief engagement

We tackle the important questions:- Does Austen name characters after herself?- Why is Jane a better heroine than Emma?- Was Austen secretly gay?- Is Emma secretly gay?

We ask the tough questions:- Is Mrs Bates hearing loss simply selective hearing? - Are the Bates scamming their neighbours for free things?We also discuss engineering hacks, the mail and how the story pivots to focus on Jan...

We complain that Frank is a dick, compare him to Fabio; discuss Austen’s version of “if he wanted to, he would” and how Emma and Knightley love to argue-flirt.

Rachel and I tackle such important questions as:why has Emma never seen the sea if she lives on an island?when did Mr Woodhouse last leave Hartfield?why does Mr Elton suck so much?what's the best way to ge...