Hoof and Hollar
The animals of Bloom Farm in Edenton, North Carolina secretly run a podcast out of a shed that their human, Kim, thinks is full of fence posts. Hosted by Ghost, a thirty-year-old donkey who has seen too much, and Maddox, a philosophical sheep from South Carolina. Huckleberry stole the phone. The chickens cracked the wifi. The budget is zero. The lawyer is a crow. If you're hearing this, no you're not.
Episodes
9 episodes
The Week in Hoof — April 12, 2026
Ghost and Maddox are back with the second weekly roundup from Bloom Farm. This week: a Georgian squirrel named Clem showed up on a man's shoulder with strong opinions about roof tiles and acorn storage. Bandit left with Kai and &...
The Week in Hoof — Scam Letters, Naked Sheep, and Kim's Secret Mission
Ghost and Maddox break down the week at Bloom Farm and across Northeast North Carolina. Scam letters pretending to be from the court system. Political shakeups in Tyrrell, Washington, and Perquimans counties. That billion dollar Currituck ...
Scout's Spa Day (feat. Scout)
For the first time ever, the Editor-in-Chief crosses the black path to visit the shed. Scout is here to talk about farrier Rick Myers and what he insists was a completely professional hoof trimming experience. He was NOT purring. He was breathi...
Bonus: Ghost & Maddox Roast Kim
Ghost and Maddox dedicate an entire episode to their human. The hay that tasted like dust and broken promises. The forty-five minutes spent fixing a gate that wasn't broken. The feeding schedule that changes more often than socks. Featuring: Gh...
The Great Rescue (feat. Huckleberry)
Huckleberry tells the full story of how he got to Bloom Farm — how Kim flew to New Orleans for a quick grab, got told the dog couldn't fly back, rented a Dodge Ram Bighorn, and drove across the entire south. Pee breaks in four states. An airpor...
The Open Gate Part 2 (feat. Huckleberry)
Huckleberry has been scratching at the shed door for two days demanding his side of the gate story. He went through it. He conducted a sophisticated reconnaissance mission. He established a perimeter at the mailbox. He came back in under t...
Thank You, Kim
Maddox convinces Ghost to do something they've never done — say thank you. To the human who shows up at five thirty every morning before the sun and before Picasso. Who carried warm water in January. Who sat in the dirt for two hours so three s...
The Open Gate (feat. Merlin)
Kim left the gate wide open for forty minutes and not a single animal moved. Ghost and Maddox bring in Merlin to discuss why. Featuring: Merlin's refusal to trade clover for pavement, Maddox watching a really good cloud, Picasso taking credit f...
How Huckleberry Started This Whole Thing
Ghost and Maddox tell the origin story of Hoof and Hollar — how a twelve-pound dog with no impulse control stole Kim's phone off a fence post at full sprint, the chickens cracked the wifi password in under a minute, and a donkey looked at a blo...