Lap Bar Lessons
Lap Bar Lessons delivers an unfiltered, highly casual, and family-friendly take on theme park culture, trading polished reviews for the chaotic, hilarious energy of a friends' group chat. The heart of our series relies on a hilarious dynamic driven by its two distinct hosts. Ace LeGrand & Josh Sahm.
We have a unique energy with sharp, biting edge that simultaneously keeps a strictly clean rating. Whether it’s mocking entitled park-goers or breaking down the real-world financial stress of vacation budgeting and corporate politics, Lap Bar Lessons proves a theme park show can be fiercely honest, deeply cynical, and incredibly funny without losing its family-friendly status! We are for the people, our New episodes are released every Monday!
Episodes
6 episodes
Ep 6 - Ben 10 Pillows & Furniture Clearance; We Watched The Cartoon Network Hotel Die!
Exhausted and irritated after a long day, we dragged ourselves over to the studio and toughed it out to record this one right after our adventure to the Cartoon Network Hotel right before it went defunct. Half-assed theming, a motel room with o...
Ep 5 - Our First Time At Epic Universe ft Queenda Qua & The 2004 Season Pass That Outlived Katrina
Josh is back from vacation and immediately hits us with the most unhinged Six Flags flex of all time, his 2004 season pass for a park that Katrina wiped out in 2005. We roast casual locals who think their Six Flags is the only one, debate survi...
Ep 4 - Ace Is Live At Epic Universe Trying To Ride Everything; Sahm Gets FOMO, Hungry, & Tired; You're Never Going To Believe Who Crashes Out!
In this fun, chaotic bonus episode, Ace is live from Epic Universe tackling his ambitious "ride every single ride in one day" challenge. Joined by Sahm on the phone, Ace gives us real-time updates while waiting in some of the park’s longest que...
Ep 3 - The Goldfish Tried To Warn Him, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides Hagrid
Lap Bar Lessons Episode 3: The Goldfish Tried To Warn Us, Sahm Gets Lit, Faceplants At Velocicoaster, & Rides HagridWe settle the debate: Islands of Adventure > Universal Studios Florida (argue with a wall). Josh goes from theme p...
Ep 2 - Why Did You Grab The Helicopter Like That? Sahm Sprains His Ankle First Day At Universal Studios Florida
Josh’s First Universal Trip + Six Flags America Rides For Sale!?Ace is sick and disappointed in Sahm for not watching the Epic Universe documentary. We react live to Six Flags America rides hitting the resale market. Ragin’ Cajun, Harley...
Ep 1 - Very Reliable Sources, Ghostbusters & Shrek Should Have Been Rides!
Hollywood Drift is Coming, and we're already arguing about what is next. Universal Studios Hollywood is finally getting an Intamin Coaster to replace Rip Ride Rocket, and the rumor mill is in overdrive. We breakdown the Hollywood Drift news, cl...