Rose City Red Card

The unfiltered Portland Thorns podcast. Marissa bleeds rose. Alan is from Seattle, which makes things interesting. Match breakdowns, hot takes, and one rant per episode.

Adults only. Bring a drink.

Podcasting since 2026 • 3 episodes

Rose City Red Card

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July 5, 2026: 4-0 and Second Place

Portland 4, Racing Louisville 0. Our first reaction episode: we watched it live, then broke it down with fresh eyes. The Thorns roll the last-place team, jump to 2nd in the NWSL, and we look ahead to a Cascadia derby at Seattle. Adults only — b...

July 06, 2026 • Episode 2 • 24:33

Ep 1: NWSL Is Back

The international break is over and the Thorns are back. Alan and Marissa — with a drop-in from our friend Randi and fact-checks from Brooke on the screen — run down what Portland's players got up to around the world (Marie Müller's Germany deb...

July 04, 2026 • Episode 1 • 28:04

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The unfiltered Portland Thorns podcast.Marissa is a lifelong Thorns fan and Providence Park regular. Alan is from Seattle, which makes things interesting. Match breakdowns, NWSL hot takes, and one rant per episode that probably goes too...

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