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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic

May 20, 2025 • Sumo, Kavi & Joe Exotic • Season 3 • Episode 81

Tiger King Interview

What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.

What were the charges?

Political ambitions

Severed tiger heads in the court room.

Deportations

How Joe got started with tigers and exotic animals.

Employee injuries.

Dealing with tragedy and how to enjoy life.

Religion and Joe’s connection with God.

Paranormal experiences, orbs and ghosts.

The Rest of the Episode

Bonding over miso soup, Sumo’s mad at Cassandra.

Spaying and neutering your pets is cruel. Bob Barker is a bit devilish.

You can just do things.

Calvinism.

Skyrim dragon shouts are very biblically accurate, a divine language.

Joel Osteen’s philosophy

Can you negate God’s good plans for your life by speaking negatively?

Trump speaking things into reality, counter-signaling curses.

The Parable of the Unjust Steward.

You can’t argue with the results.

Links and Music

www.joeexoticofficial.com

I Saw a Tiger Original by Joe Exotic

Ancient Sanctuary – Gestral Summer Party by Lorien Testard

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