MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
Episodes
263 episodes
S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, le...
S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane
High-powered law offices and old-timey America.Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.Silent fil...
S4E016: Hot Takes
Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how th...
S4E015: Late Night Podcasting
Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation.Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing.A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American i...
S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille
Guess who named this episode.Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.The story of the Chin...
S4E013: The Problem with Being God
Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world.What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens?Islamo-Christian vs Judeo...
S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes
Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms.Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures.Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them.Memes and genes. People...
S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man
Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk.The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are.Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle.<...
S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?
What happens after the lord of the rings?Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free!How do you have a fact-less epistemology?Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes fr...
S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness
Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect.This is our most schizophrenic show yet.Westworld.The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad.The story is the hea...
S4E008: Podcastception
Sumo wears his boots when podcasting.Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here.Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics.Roderick on the line, a case study of how we...
S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman
The Renee Good situation.Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean?George Floyd and Waynel Sexton.Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches.You can’t be a mystic if you own a smart...
S4E007: Who Is Gay?
An African pastor with a very loud shirt.Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade?Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel.<...
S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim
The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works.Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet.How to fake your own Shroud of Turin.The shroud contradicts th...
S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans
The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage.Smokestack isn’t white?!People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities.White ...
S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark
An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck.Linkswaltbismarck.comTortuga Media
S4E004: Maximum Disfigurement
Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults).Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault.People don’t understand what America was and what it can be.No holds ...
S4E003: Gay Cottage Maxing
Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now.Talking about comics and the Hulk.Whatever you give attention to is what you create.An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care about...
S4E002: The Sex Episode with Special Guests Godward and Jess
Schrodinger’s blowjob and the curious case of the Epstein files flip flop.Bannon’s Epstein ties and the gayest thing in the world.Ratcheting up the crank.The only winning move against the machine is to not play.J.D. ...
S4E001: Space Weather
Multiple podcast dimensions and seasons.Sumo gets banned from chess.com and also talks about street chess and chess boxing.Card magic and how it applies to conspiracy theory, philosophy and theology.You have to question you...
S3E100: Together Through Time
The continued adventures of the MAPSOC crew now with total enhancement.For best results watch the video version here:https://mapsoc.org/s3e100/
S3E099: Purveyors of Nonsense
Let it be. America’s never been stronger, poetry, the Jabberwocky.Appreciating the nonsense of language. Lewis Carol, George McDonald and C.S. Lewis.Californication, people don’t listen to the lyrics of music but Sumo hears words ...
S3E098: A Shield Against the Infinite
The Gospel in the Zodiac, everything with ancient religion was star magic.A city and its light pollution are a shield against existential dread.Everything is star magic; it always has been.Boot-licking and talking about the...
S3E097: A Mistuned Resonance of the Soul with Special Guest Josh
Names.Homeopathy and alternative medicine.Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna.Hybrid animals.Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicin...
