
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
Episodes
237 episodes
S3E094: Techno-Babbling Over Nonsense
Part 1The Charlie Kirk shooting.Photography, optics, film and physics.This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative.The George Floyd narrative.Fi...
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Episode 94
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2:42:07

S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people.How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite.The Fabian Society, the Labo...
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Season 3
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Episode 93
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1:33:11

S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia
Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks.The Star Mirror book.Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs.The tragedy of the commons, the Scotti...
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Season 3
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Episode 92
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1:56:37

S3E091: Wholesome Content for Jewish Children
Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism.Canadian climate lockdowns.Fiveish is a real TV show.Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality.American’s don’t know how to protest prope...
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Season 3
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Episode 91
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2:07:16

S3E090: Lost Boys of the Apocalypse
Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade.The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity.What has been will be again, what has been done will be done aga...
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Season 3
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Episode 90
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1:36:09

S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser
Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs.The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness.How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative.Here at the Mystical American Patri...
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Season 3
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Episode 89
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2:15:45

S3E088: The Edge of Observation
The origin of podcasts.Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused.Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place the more paranormal stuff can bub...
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Season 3
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Episode 88
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2:04:17

S3E087: Nothing to See Here
Bruce Lee was a small man.The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo.Is Quebec Latino?A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is.Narrative concoction is the oldest ...
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Season 3
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Episode 87
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1:19:42

S3E086: Infinite Money Glitch
Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs.It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash.Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive, when you pay taxes the money ...
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Season 3
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Episode 86
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1:53:06

S3E085: I Like Shawarma Too
We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is.Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton.Sumo loves the Jews.Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics.Dispensationalism.At least the Muslims ca...
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Season 3
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Episode 85
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1:42:12

S3E084: Invisible Disabilities
Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.What you should do, if you really want to win.You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.Europe and Canada aren’t as g...
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Season 3
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Episode 84
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1:34:44

S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward
Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.Tolkien and his lack of character development.The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.The Internet as the printing press times ...
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Season 3
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Episode 83
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1:56:08

S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath
Seriah Azkath InterviewLost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.Liminality experiences.The pre-Internet world.Infrared lig...
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Season 3
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Episode 82
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1:26:51

S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic
Tiger King InterviewWhat it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.What were the charges?Political ambitionsSevered tiger heads in the court room.DeportationsHow Joe got started with tigers and ...
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Season 3
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Episode 81
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1:48:48

S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson
Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies.Taun...
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Season 3
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Episode 80
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1:38:02

S3E079: Cokes a Horse
Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.Psy-ops always have tells.Using twins is the perfect way to fake things.Even if it’s...
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Season 3
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Episode 79
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1:41:53

S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim
Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.Are the ruins of Noah’s Ark in Turkey?<...
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Season 3
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Episode 78
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1:38:09

S3E077: At Least We’re Moving
Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.Dragons in every ancient culture.Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cherokee Indians.Why has...
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Season 3
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Episode 77
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1:28:13

S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris
Comic book talk.Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.Behemoth and Leviathan, what are they?St...
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Season 3
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Episode 76
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1:45:37

S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us
Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government...
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Season 3
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Episode 75
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1:53:05

S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Thank you to our supporters!Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative inconsistencies and changing definit...
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Season 3
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Episode 74
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2:43:16

S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police
It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.America doesn’t do philosophy.Taking over Greenland.Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.Paratroopers, crazy people in the...
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Season 3
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Episode 73
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1:39:56

S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security
We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.How do siphons work?How do mirrors work?Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.Be comfortable looking stupid.Sumo’s new favorite grifter.Sumo...
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Season 3
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Episode 72
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1:24:33
