MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
Episodes
272 episodes
S4E027: Mogging Leonard Nemoy
The bizarre crossover of the Lord of the Rings and Star Trek.Sumo published a new book full of pearls of wisdom, according to clams.Leonard Nemoy vs William Shatner. Did Leonard Nemoy cause the death of J.R.R. Tolkien?Happy...
S4E026: The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships, in the Opposite Direction! With Special Guest Chad Wolf
In the first half of the episode Sumo and Kavi talk about game poems while Sumo plays some in the background. There’s also talk about the Library of Babel, evolution, the universe and other fun stuff.In the second half of the episode spe...
S4E025: Sea Wolf Tybee
Callin’ Oats and the last gasps of the early Web 1.0 Internet.This is not a cult.What are the backrooms? Playing videogames as if they were a musical instrument. Rooms with no purpose.The difference between the pornographic...
S4E024: Sumo Drops Several N-Bombs with Special Guest Jake Grafman
Sumo tries to get A.I. to write a song about slavery.Interview with Jake Grafman discussing paranormal topics such as UFOs, faith healings, ghosts and much more!The post interview section where Sumo rants about how amazing slavery...
S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty
America is really nice and the European economy is very confusing.Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction.The authenticity of images has never existed.The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine co...
S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery
Melanie and writing songs about things.Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day.Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfiel...
S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto
What was going on with the Tower of Babel?Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon.
S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman
Noah’s flood, was it universal?A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis.Links:
S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear
An American hymn.Paranormal story adventures.The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find.Are we influencers?Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public.
S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, le...
S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane
High-powered law offices and old-timey America.Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.Silent fil...
S4E016: Hot Takes
Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how th...
S4E015: Late Night Podcasting
Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation.Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing.A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American i...
S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille
Guess who named this episode.Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.The story of the Chin...
S4E013: The Problem with Being God
Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world.What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens?Islamo-Christian vs Judeo...
S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes
Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms.Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures.Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them.Memes and genes. People...
S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man
Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk.The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are.Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle.<...
S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?
What happens after the lord of the rings?Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free!How do you have a fact-less epistemology?Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes fr...
S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness
Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect.This is our most schizophrenic show yet.Westworld.The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad.The story is the hea...
S4E008: Podcastception
Sumo wears his boots when podcasting.Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here.Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics.Roderick on the line, a case study of how we...
S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman
The Renee Good situation.Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean?George Floyd and Waynel Sexton.Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches.You can’t be a mystic if you own a smart...
S4E007: Who Is Gay?
An African pastor with a very loud shirt.Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade?Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel.<...
S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim
The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works.Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet.How to fake your own Shroud of Turin.The shroud contradicts th...
