
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
Episodes
227 episodes
S3E084: Invisible Disabilities
Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.What you should do, if you really want to win.You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.Europe and Canada aren’t as g...
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Season 3
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Episode 84
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1:34:44

S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward
Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.Tolkien and his lack of character development.The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.The Internet as the printing press times ...
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Season 3
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Episode 83
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1:56:08

S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath
Seriah Azkath InterviewLost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.Liminality experiences.The pre-Internet world.Infrared lig...
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Season 3
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Episode 82
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1:26:51

S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic
Tiger King InterviewWhat it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.What were the charges?Political ambitionsSevered tiger heads in the court room.DeportationsHow Joe got started with tigers and ...
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Season 3
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Episode 81
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1:48:48

S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson
Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies.Taun...
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Season 3
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Episode 80
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1:38:02

S3E079: Cokes a Horse
Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.Psy-ops always have tells.Using twins is the perfect way to fake things.Even if it’s...
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Season 3
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Episode 79
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1:41:53

S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim
Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.Are the ruins of Noah’s Ark in Turkey?<...
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Season 3
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Episode 78
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1:38:09

S3E077: At Least We’re Moving
Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.Dragons in every ancient culture.Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cherokee Indians.Why has...
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Season 3
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Episode 77
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1:28:13

S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris
Comic book talk.Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.Behemoth and Leviathan, what are they?St...
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Season 3
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Episode 76
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1:45:37

S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us
Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government...
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Season 3
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Episode 75
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1:53:05

S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Thank you to our supporters!Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative inconsistencies and changing definit...
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Season 3
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Episode 74
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2:43:16

S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police
It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.America doesn’t do philosophy.Taking over Greenland.Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.Paratroopers, crazy people in the...
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Season 3
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Episode 73
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1:39:56

S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security
We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.How do siphons work?How do mirrors work?Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.Be comfortable looking stupid.Sumo’s new favorite grifter.Sumo...
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Season 3
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Episode 72
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1:24:33

S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot
It’s always the Super Bowl.Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.DOGE and ridiculous government spending.Catholic churche...
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Season 3
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Episode 71
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1:31:18

S3E070: Riddles in the Dark
Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, consent harvesting.Elon Mu...
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Season 3
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Episode 70
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1:22:36

S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage
The end of the world as we know it.Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written word and audio seem to be mostly...
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Season 3
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Episode 69
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2:05:20

S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin
Everything that’s happened this year so far. Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS? War with Ir...
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Season 3
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Episode 68
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1:56:55

S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator
Being a white person in Asia is pretty awesome.Elon Musk’s pro-immigration tweets, Vivek doesn’t have good genes, he studied all the time and didn’t have a life.H1B Visas, being honest about wanting to have slaves, doing slavery...
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Season 3
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Episode 67
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1:58:13

S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero
Cheering on murder, how insurance works, alternative solutions, money problems.Hyperventilating about the bad, the fuel Babylon runs on, people are animals who need to be managed and controlled.Be grateful for the system when yo...
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Season 3
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Episode 66
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1:58:57

S3E065: Straighten Up and Fly Right
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.Conservatives always lose, even when they win. They also don’t support anything.Mixing religion with war-time propaganda, people are more resistant to psy-ops now.The insanity of t...
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Season 3
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Episode 65
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1:11:07

S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein
The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul boxing match, everything is not real.The non-disclosure agreement of the cosmos. The Book of Job, the Parable of the Wheat and Tears, too much light and purity.Maybe the passions of the flesh are what ke...
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Season 3
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Episode 64
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1:38:00

S3E063: The Shank Tank
The Elections!Martial arts, Aikido, numerology and symbolism.Predictions for Trump’s next term in office, a new World Fair, Trump is the new Caesar.The purpose of a system is what it does.Liberal tears, love your...
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Season 3
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Episode 63
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1:17:49

SOUL Radio Episode 2
Bigfoot, time loops, the apocalypse and Tucker Carlson gets mauled by a demon.LinksJoshua Cutchin Synchro-mysticism and Bigfoot
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46:14

S3E062: Hyper Reality with Special Guest Godward
Godward recommends unemployment.Talking about an anonymously written blog post about hyper reality. What do weird rules in the Old Testament mean? Waiting for the messiah to fulfill prophecies in 2024. How people tell history and what i...
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Season 3
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Episode 62
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1:57:54
