MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

S3E087: Nothing to See Here

July 15, 2025 • Sumo & Kavi • Season 3 • Episode 87

Bruce Lee was a small man.

The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo.

Is Quebec Latino?

A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is.

Narrative concoction is the oldest form of magic.

Sumo is technically correct (the best kind of correct) about being Latino.

Learn to play the game. It’s all just fake name and you can do that too.

South Park is a guide to live.

The Epstein stuff, of course everyone on every side is lying.

Every time an Indian tells me something about a pedophile, I believe it

A lot of white Americans are kind of disgusting.

How does Foucault’s Pendulum work?

Stop wasting your energy and focus on what’s good.

Walk away from the system or join it, those are your only two options.

We’re not going to sexually assault you.

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