MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser

July 31, 2025 • Sumo & Kavi • Season 3 • Episode 89

Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs.

The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness.

How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative.

Here at the Mystical American Patriots Society we’re like Pureland Buddhism, a middle way, where you’re aware of the darkness but you overcome the darkness by rising above it.

Linux, LaTeX and tech bros.

Please share this podcast with your friends.

Ukelele talk and a musical interlude due to technical difficulties caused by an act of God.

The top easiest instruments to learn, the global capital of dulcimer music. Instruments in cases don’t get played.

Infinite YouTube tutorials.

Sumo’s adventures with sumo. Sumo wrestling is the wave of the future.

Karate history and watchpeopledie.com.

A gun is the best self-defense tool. The Jack Sparrow self-defense technique. Free self-defense tips and how to not get shot.

Seeking out places with characters, most people today don’t have personalities.

Kavi talks about his adventures with polyphasic sleep.

What is the optimal schedule for sleep? Does your environment affect your sense of time?

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