The Nonsense Burger
Welcome to The Nonsense Burger folks! Where humor is the meat, the buns consist of comedy, and we sprinkle sesame seeds of whimsy all over that junk! And much like the many ways one can choose to dress their own burger, we come with all the fixin’s. Heck, We’re like the Fudruckers of podcasting. Our show is served up twice weekly, with each episode being broken out into recurring segments you'll have to tune in to understand. Unfamiliar? Unacceptable! Reward yourself with an easily digestible audio meal from time to time. Get on in here! We’d love to serve you.
Episodes
148 episodes
#116: The First Thing He Sees Is My Ass
Heyo! Today's episode features the dynamic duo of Michael and Francis. The two tango through Francis's NFL gameday experience between the Lions and Bears, Michael building what is arguably the most impressive parade float ever assem...
#115: It Can Happen to You
Greetings, Folks! I'd say that today's episode got weird, but then again, which ones don't? We start with religion. Relax. It's not what you think. From there it takes a bend to an oft-forgotten Nicholas Cage movie...
#114: Jack the Carrot Stabber
Heyo! The Burger is a little late to 2024 but we're here nonetheless! Today, Oko, Michael, and Francis catch up the only way they know how; with a heaping plate of complete and utter Nonsense. As luck would have it, Harry Care...
#113: Tip Your Caps....Timmy's Back!!
Bangers n' Mash! We're back after another inexplicable hiatus, Folks! We had to celebrate the return of Timmy with that much more Nonsense packed into the show. We've all adopted new aliases which may make sense at a later dat...
#112: A Hug from the Hip
Mahalo, Folks! Welcome back to the Burger, where tonight you've got Francis, Oko, and Michael all over the board! Oko explains what a "hug from the hip" gets you. Francis has more odd airport encounters. We explore a new...
#111: Double Dribble
Wowsers! We're back again, Folks! And we're just in time for the holiday that everyone takes too far. Halloween is great for justifying how much candy we cram into our gullets and that's about it. Aside from that, tune i...
#110: Assacadabra
Wow! Talk about a magic show! Today's episode is all over the board, Folks. Francis, Oko, and Michael play a sick game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and I don't think they hit the target once. Or do they? Why is th...
#109: Please Explain
Heyo! Michael and Francis are back and unloading their chaotic brainpower on all of you Fine Folks! We go from lovely morning walks to picking our fingernails to meditating to forgetting items on a grocery list to peeing in public.&...
#108: They're Plump, They're Juicy, and Waiting for Cream
Greetings, Friends! We're bombarding you with a neat little episode tonight hosted by Francis and Michael. Francis crawled his way out of the deep, dark labyrinth that is customer service call centers. It's OK. He surv...
#107: Shell Shocked
Wowsers! We've got a cooker for all you Fine Folks, today! Francis and Oko trade a pair of diabolical stories you have to hear to believe. Francis has a run-in with two people wearing fedoras that also own two pet turtles.&nbs...
#106: Poppin' Ass Pimps
Heyo! The title should say it all, Folks. We burst through the door talking about those juicy little whiteheads hiding on your ham hocks. Not to be outdone, a story about a mysterious oozing mark on the back. What? ...
#105: I Wanna Rock n' Roll All Night
The Boys are back in town, ladies and gentlemen! In today's episode, Francis gives Timmy the rundown on a three-concert bender he recently experienced. Country, bluegrass, and rock. The music was thumping and the people-watchi...
#104: Do You Like to Do It Yourself?
Greetings, Folks! Hope you have your toolbelt handy for today's episode because we're in need of someone who knows their way around a project. Timmy and Francis stumble their way through one procrastinating DIY project after another...
#103: Whoosh!
Alrighty! Today, you get a healthy dose of Michael and Francis to help you wash down all the Nonsense. Francis may have stumbled upon the most magical tavern since Cheers, and boy oh boy it didn't disappoint. Unique taglines, ...
#102: Do Me a Favor Tweedle Twat
Heyo! Michael joins the intro for a quick joke and then Timmy and Francis go bonkers. The pair dive right into the proper mechanics whilst group grocery shopping and how glorious an early morning or late night solo shop is preferred...
A Side of Fries with the Cookie Pimp
Merry Friday, Folks! Timmy and Francis are guiding you into your weekend with a little Side of Fries! This is a bit of bonus material from our Cookie Dad episode where Timmy explains to us the dark side of the "Head Cookie Mom" and ...
#101: The Cookie Dad
Greetings, Folks! Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies? Not when the kid's parents are crawling up your ass questioning your morals and reasoning for saying 'no' to such a "sweet" little kid. Screw that. Today t...
#100: The Centennial Burger
Holy Mary Mother of God, we did it! Episode 100 has officially hit the shelves and we couldn't think of a more opportune time to bring back Earl Sherman! That's right, folks. Earl's back with Francis and their conversation sou...
#099.4: Frosty the Hooker
Happy Holidays, Folks! No, they're not over until we say they're over. We here at the Burger love to drag out the festivities and what better way than to pump out a jolly old episode?! Francis, Michael, and Oko spend the first...
#099.3: Ball Jar Binks
Well, we just woke up from hibernation, folks! Just in time for winter. Welcome back to The Burger and welcome back to some good old-fashioned hilarity. In yet another "comeback" episode we're treated with a theme of love.&nbs...
#099.2: Shaquille Oatmeal
Back-to-back weeks, Folks! Francis, Michael, and Oko get downright dirty in today's episode. Francis recounts some fabulous tales while riding on America's open roads in an Uber all while realizing how many nut jobs there truly are ...
#099.1: Indiana Bones & the Motor Boating Caper
Annnnd we're BACK, Folks! We're just over here looking to break records for the longest stint between the 99th and 100th episodes. Today Francis, Timmy, and Michael spin up some fun adventures of Indiana Bones! After that, it'...