Crispy Coated Robots
"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!" — Each week these three brave pop culture agents (a.k.a. The Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far-off radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Episodes
398 episodes
Crispy Coated Robots #346 - Best New York Movies
This episode wants you to fogetta bout it.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movies taking place in New York City. You can taste and smell the grit.Their beauty makes you want to throw up.The Ice Ma...
Crispy Coated Robots #345 - Most Irresponsible Characters in Movies/TV
This episode doesn't have a plan, but is open to suggestions.Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most irresponsible characters in movies and television.LBLDNo sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me no...
Crispy Coated Robots #344 - Most Humiliating Scenes in Sitcoms
This episode is so excited and it just can't hide it.Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most cringe-worthy moments from their favorite sitcoms.Jim is excited about Humble becoming a new international music venue.Sco...
Crispy Coated Robots #343 - Best Supernatural Movies
This episode was being stuck in an interstellar traffic jam on the way to the cosmic courtroom.Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of some of the favorite supernatural films.One of Joseph's favorite picks is the supernatural movi...
Crispy Coated Robots #342 - Best Car Scenes in a Movie
This episode apologized to Rod, God, and the press.Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about their favorite cinematic scenes that happen to take place in a car and don't involve chases.Red Pistachios Jim and Joseph reminisce a...
Crispy Coated Robots #341 - Best Coming of Age Movies
The episode tries to stay golden, like Ponyboy.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite coming-of-age movies.Yes, more discussion on night-mowing.I'm a damn good-looking man.I gotta say... it was a movie.<...
Crispy Coated Robots #340 - Guilty Pleasures Return!
Crikey! This episode had gone down the drain.Jason, Jim, and Joseph make another confession of some more of their guilty pleasures.Jason can't get enough of judging people in shopping center parking lots.Jim admits to havin...
Crispy Coated Robots #339 - Best Music Docs
This episode could be called Behind the Podcast: The Rise and Fall of Crispy Coated Robots.Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about some of the Best (non-concert) Music Documentaries.Things were so bad, they called him Woody.I wan...
Crispy Coated Robots #338 - Best Radio Scenes in Movies
This episode is... okay.Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore their favorite radio scenes in. movoes and TV Jim and Joseph highlight the value of setting low expectations for movies.Houston, Jason has a problem with keeping w...
Crispy Coated Robots #337 - Best Breakfast Scenes in Movies
This episode is filled with old-man humor (which is how we like it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite breakfast scenes in movies.Immortality comes with the greatest breakfast you can have.Jason contemplate...
Crispy Coated Robots #336 - Best 80s Montage
This is an epic episode that doesn't have the cheesiness of Armand Assante.Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss their favorite montages from the 1980s.Squeal like an alien, boy!Little Pug on the Prairie.Montages are the ya...
Crispy Coated Robots #335 - Best Plane Scenes in Movies
Please don't call this episode Shirley.Jason, Jim, and Joseph (not Billy) list some of their favorite airplane movie scenes.Jason questions pulling up rather than veering to the side.Talk to me Goose!Jason and ...
Crispy Coated Robots #334 - Best Tennis Scenes in Movies/TV
This episode plays with two bounces.Jason, Jim, and Joseph volley over the best tennis scenes in movies and TV.Joseph challenges his fate by cleaning his garage.Jason is in two bands, which gives him twice the amount of com...
Crispy Coated Robots #333 - Best Police Department in Movies/TV
This episode was given a chance, but it blew it!Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple.Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek.Jason falls for the banana in the pipe.Fecal...
Crispy Coated Robots #332 - Most Patriotic Movies
Get ready for the Red, White and "You Blew it!"Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies!It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to list...
Crispy Coated Robots #331 - Best Cooks/Chefs in Movies/TV
This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI.Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs.Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one.“I'm just a cook.”You can't say, "Bork! Bork...
Crispy Coated Robots #330 - Best Movie Villains Who Never Killed Anyone
This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone.Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon".Jim makes mo...
Crispy Coated Robots #329 - Best Pizza Scenes in Movies
This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less!Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes.It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage.Jim plays another marathon con...
Crispy Coated Robots #328 - Best Movie Homages in a Sitcom
This episode never has to practiceJason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes.Jason takes pride in actually working on his list.Joseph still has an issue with Ol...
Crispy Coated Robots #327 - Best Ball Scenes in Movies/TV
This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan)Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV.Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy.Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his fa...
Crispy Coated Robots #325 - Best TV Moms
This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms.Night mowing is back!!!More dumb stuff.I don't care for Gob.Damn, damn, damn!!!Jim goes off th...
Crispy Coated Robots #324 - Best Uncle in Movies/TV
This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce!Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles.Tupperware and breast enhancement pills.Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh ...
Crispy Coated Robots #323 - Best Romantic Triangle Movies
This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees. (And you better not change it!)Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships.Jason has no idea how DTF ...
Crispy Coated Robots #322 - Best Jack Nicholson Movies
This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light.Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters.So many great characters. So many bad impressions....