Crispy Coated Robots
"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Episodes
354 episodes
Crispy Coated Robots #302 - Best Songs That Reference Other Songs
This episode is like Mick Jagger and gets no satisfaction.Jason, Jim, and Joseph replay some of the best songs that reference other songs.Joseph presents "The Purge" starring Henry Winkler.Jim claims to have "The most '70s'...
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Season 7
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Episode 302
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25:18
Crispy Coated Robots #301 - Best Movie Santa
You'll poke your eye out with this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph make their naughty and nice list of the best Santa movie.Out just in time for all the Christmas parties: Jason's Runaway Tire caught on video.It's the Santa ...
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Season 7
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Episode 301
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20:10
Crispy Coated Robots #300 - Best Thanksgiving Movies/TV
This episode is the 300th episode, and it's not about Spartans (talk about a missed opportunity).Jason, Jim, and Joseph feast on some of the best themed televised and cinematic Thanksgivings. Jason Meeker: Pro LugnutTo...
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Season 6
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Episode 300
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33:53
Crispy Coated Robots #299 - Best Films Shot in the Woods
This episode is number 299. That's a lot of episodes.Jason, Jim, and Joseph work their way through the best movies that take place in the woods.Get these MF'n snakes out of my MF'n bathroom!Sshhh! Pretend like you're ...
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Season 6
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Episode 299
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36:54
Crispy Coated Robots #298 - Best Performance by an Actor/Actress Over 70
This episode will age like fine wine... and then turn to vinegar.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to the best performances by septuagenarians and octogenarians (that's old people to you and me).He's not only a great actor, but h...
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Season 6
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Episode 298
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30:08
Crispy Coated Robots #297 - Best Movie to Watch on Halloween
This episode doesn't know what Vern means.Jason, Jim, and Joseph recommend some of their favorite Halloween cinematic treats.Hagrid LebowskiThere's nothing I want to do for seven hours.Jason's curfew wouldn't let him...
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Season 6
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Episode 297
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39:11
Crispy Coated Robots #296 - Best Road Trip Album
This episode should be listened to in its entirety before listening to any recommended albums on this week's list.Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide the listeners with a stellar list of albums to listen to on a road trip.Jason makes a...
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Season 6
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Episode 296
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40:45
Crispy Coated Robots #295 - Best Dramatic Movie Performance by a Comedian
This episode contains surprisingly dramatic moments (not really).Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best dramatic performances by actors known more for their comedic chops.Jason poses the philosophical question of whether a c...
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Season 6
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Episode 295
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39:13
Crispy Coated Robots #294 - Best Funeral Scene in Movies/TV
This episode is better like 5000 candles in the wind.Jason, Jim, and Joseph put to rest the best funeral scenes in television and movies.“Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.”Eugoogo...
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Season 6
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Episode 294
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27:33
Crispy Coated Robots #293 - Best Fake Musicians on TV
This episode can’t keep time playing a tambourine.Jason, Jim, and Joseph call out some of their favorite fictional musicians on television.More obnoxious than night mowing; morning band practice!Joseph gives lessons on the ...
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Season 6
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Episode 293
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31:16
Crispy Coated Robots #292 - Best Douchebag in a Movie
This episode offers a PSA for all of us older geezers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph make a list of the biggest cinematic douchebags.Trinitron television receives a shout-out from Jason.Hans, Boobie. I'm your white knight.Ja...
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Season 6
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Episode 292
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25:30
Crispy Coated Robots #291 - Best Grizzled Movie Performance
This episode has more grizzle than any other episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grumble their way through making a list of the best growling cinematic characters.Jim enjoys an episode of impression heaven.You're gonna eat thund...
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Season 6
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Episode 291
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29:15
Crispy Coated Robots #290 - Best Redheaded Characters
This episode has Pocket Pool. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite redhead characters.Joseph has limits on how much he is willing to pay to see the Wizard.Jason doesn't like the idea of losing money one ...
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Season 6
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Episode 290
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32:42
Crispy Coated Robots #289 - Best Feel Good Movie
This episode be slappa da bass, mon.Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their "feel-good" movies.I like the stretchy pants.Jason describes how he nearly crapped himself on the race track.Still Alice is still depre...
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Season 6
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Episode 289
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34:00
Crispy Coated Robots #274 - Best TV Character Who Came After Season One
This episode was NOT recorded from the bed or the toilet.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV characters that were not part of the original season.Love Island… the worst.L.B.L.DYou catch a lot ...
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Season 6
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Episode 288
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29:29
Crispy Coated Robots #287 - Best Movie Scene with Coffee
The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more...
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Season 6
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Episode 287
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24:35
Crispy Coated Robots #286 - TV Shows That Can't Be Made Today
This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today.Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor.Girls on tr...
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Season 6
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Episode 286
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34:56
Crispy Coated Robots #285 - Best Period Comedy
The aggression against this episode will not stand.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite period comedy films.Mouse Trap 2: This time, the mouse dies most ridiculously.Jason has to watch gore. Joseph has to watch a 19th...
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Season 6
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Episode 285
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28:41
Crispy Coated Robots #284 - Best Underrated Game Shows
This episode was the number one answer among the 100 people surveyed.Jason, Joseph, and Jim talk about some of the most underrated television game shows.Jason finds family therapy with Family Feud.Gene, Gene the dancing mac...
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Season 6
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Episode 284
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38:41
Crispy Coated Robots #283 - Worst Superheroes
This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water.Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made.I'm the Nightmower!!Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman....
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Season 6
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Episode 283
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33:09
Crispy Coated Robots #282 - Best Drug Scene in a Movie
Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies. Shame on you Mr. Stiller!Joseph becomes the one-legged critic....
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Season 6
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Episode 282
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27:44
Crispy Coated Robots #281 - Best Injury In a Movie
This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.I'm going to break your back, Batman.Jason admit...
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Season 6
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Episode 281
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23:38
Crispy Coated Robots #280 - Best Beach Movie
No one is blaming Rio in this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies.The bots are NOT about cruises.Beach-offs and dongs.Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie.Jim ...
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Season 6
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Episode 280
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27:40
Crispy Coated Robots #279 - Best Movie at Sea
Hey Sailors! The guys put their friendships at peril as they list the Best Movies at Sea. Jim just got off a boatJoseph is not a fan of drowning Jason hates homemade submarines Jim and Steve...
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Season 6
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Episode 279
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39:00
Crispy Coated Robots #278 - Most Impactful Controversial Moments in Movies/TV
This episode no longer has safety inspections.Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies.An equal opportunity to offend.A well-lit scene that ha...
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Season 6
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Episode 278
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41:36