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Crispy Coated Robots
"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.
Episodes
322 episodes
Crispy Coated Robots #270 - Best Birthday Scenes in Movies
This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies.The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies.Joseph selects ...
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Season 6
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Episode 270
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20:03
Crispy Coated Robots #269 - Best Female Action Heroes
This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.Bad AI! Bad AI!Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.
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Season 6
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Episode 269
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32:47
Crispy Coated Robots #268 - Best Movies with A Big Wedding Scene
This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them. May your first child be a masculine child.Hollywood elite Will F...
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Season 6
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Episode 268
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27:29
Crispy Coated Robots #267 Best Emotional Movie Scenes
This episode gets a little verklempt.Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.Talk amongst yourselves. Jose...
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Season 6
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Episode 267
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33:26
Crispy Coated Robots #266 Best Depressed Characters in Movies
This episode doesn’t like taking naps.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies.I’m Joseph Johnson. I’m an AV man.Prozac and SkittlesI misjudged you...
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Season 6
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Episode 266
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29:10
Crispy Coated Robots #265 - Best Jungle Movies
This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references).Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies.But the ass is real.Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being ...
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Season 6
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Episode 265
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28:13
Crispy Coated Robots #264 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting Actress
This episode was made by humans (sort of).In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners.AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinkin...
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Season 6
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Episode 264
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34:16
Crispy Coated Robots #263 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting Actor
WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners.Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies.Iris: it’s not so much a ...
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Season 6
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Episode 263
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37:17
Crispy Coated Robots #262 - Best Modern Black & White Movie
This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was.Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years.Live on the podcast, Jason discove...
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Season 6
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Episode 262
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35:00
Crispy Coated Robots #261 - The Sweatiest Movies of All-time
This episode has armpit sweat stains.Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?Jim is a confessed ...
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Season 6
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Episode 261
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30:47
Crispy Coated Robots #260 - Most Corrupt Businessperson in a Movie
This episode doesn't have a boney ass.Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.Jim...
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Season 6
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Episode 260
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29:00
Crispy Coated Robots #259 - Best TV Characters of the 90s
This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.Jason makes a "pointed" critique against...
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Season 6
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Episode 259
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35:33
Crispy Coated Robots #258 - Best Song By A Jackson Not Named Michael
This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michae...
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Season 6
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Episode 258
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29:13
Crispy Coated Robots #257- Best Psychiatrist in Movies/TV
This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television. Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator ca...
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Season 6
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Episode 257
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28:46
Crispy Coated Robots #256 Best TV of 2024
This episode has no empty calories.Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.
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Season 6
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Episode 256
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46:20
Crispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024
Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. ...
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Season 6
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Episode 255
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38:51
Crispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 Anticipations
This episode has warm nuts.Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forwar...
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Season 6
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Episode 254
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29:38
Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions
This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce. According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company...
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Season 6
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Episode 253
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23:37
Crispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This Holiday
This episode doesn't require subtitles.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.Jim admits to loving some Kenny...
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Season 6
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Episode 252
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33:30
Crispy Coated Robots #251 - Best Documentaries
This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. It's Co...
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Season 6
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Episode 251
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46:48
Crispy Coated Robots #250 - Funniest Death Scene in a Movie
This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. A bad case of the...
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Season 6
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Episode 250
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29:53
Crispy Coated Robots #249 - Movies We Are Thankful For
This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.Jason ...
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Season 6
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Episode 249
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33:10
Crispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)
This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.Jason publi...
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Season 6
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Episode 248
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34:22
Crispy Coated Robots #247 - Worst Movie in A Movie Franchise
This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. What's up Doc?Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.The boys give their best movie advice on h...
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Season 6
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Episode 247
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35:12
Crispy Coated Robots #246 - Best Island Movies
This episode was 47 years old when recorded.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.Arnold Palmer. Who knew?Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.Before Propecia, you just ...
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Season 6
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Episode 246
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31:37
