Welcome To The Suburbs

Listeners tell us Welcome to the Suburbs is as polished and funny as a good morning radio show. We’ll take it.

Hosted by longtime friends Andy and Greg, Welcome to the Suburbs finds the humor in everyday life—the things we all see, experience, and think about, but don’t always stop long enough to notice.

Funny observations lead to unexpected conversations that rarely end up where they started. From marriage, parenting, and getting older to travel, technology, neighbors, and the increasingly strange world around us, nothing is off limits if there’s something funny to be found.

With professional audio, original comedy, and episodes that don’t overstay their welcome, Welcome to the Suburbs is the perfect podcast for listening while you’re running around in your car, heading to work, walking the dog, or wondering how your life got this complicated.

Funny observations. Unexpected conversations. A genuinely good time.

Welcome to the Suburbs.

Podcasting since 2023 • 95 episodes

Welcome To The Suburbs

Latest Episodes

Season 4, Episode 95: Laundromat Economics, HOA Wars & The Great Easement Mystery

What starts with a handful of quarters somehow ends with Greg digging through county records to determine who actually owns a neighborhood easement. Welcome to the Suburbs.Andy and Greg kick things off with the surprisingly high cost of ...

September 07, 2026 • Season 4 • Episode 95 • 23:21

Season 4 Episode 94: Scissors in an Uber, Cucumber Conversations & Florida Family Chaos

What happens when your neighbor shows up with two containers of cucumbers, your wife apparently knows why, and you’re the only person who missed the vegetable conversation?Welcome to marriage in the suburbs.This week, Andy and Gre...

August 24, 2026 • Season 4 • Episode 94 • 20:37

Season 4, Episode 93: ChatGPT Analyzes Greg’s Dream & Shady Podcast Promoters

What happens when Greg has a dream involving his mom, a groundhog, a possum, a tornado, a destroyed house and a dead neighbor?Naturally, he asks ChatGPT what it means.In Episode 93 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Greg shares o...

August 10, 2026 • Season 4 • Episode 93 • 21:27

Season 4 Episode 92: Fake Walmart Boss, St. Louis Pizza & The Dinner That Couldn’t Find a Knife | Welcome to the Suburbs

What happens when someone promotes themselves to Walmart management and gives themselves free groceries for five months? Andy and Greg begin this episode with a ridiculous news story that somehow feels completely believable.Then t...

July 27, 2026 • Season 4 • Episode 92 • 23:30

Season 4, Episode 91: Blue Bliss, Bathroom Strangers & BattleBots

Andy and Greg take Welcome to the Suburbs on the road for a weekend in St. Louis, where a Cardinals game, an IndyCar race, and an Airbnb named Blue Bliss provide plenty to talk about.It starts with the three things kids ask for ...

July 13, 2026 • Season 4 • Episode 91 • 21:14

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