Welcome To The Suburbs
Ride along in this funny podcast with two great friends on a road trip through life as they navigate ridiculous detours, side trips and pop culture experiences.
Their humor and undeniable chemistry comes from a two decade friendship, infused with Greg’s experience as a touring comic and sketch comedy writer and Andy’s career as an audio engineer for acts as diverse as John Mellencamp, Aerosmith, and Bob and Tom.
Laughter suppled, snacks not included.
Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser
Episodes
69 episodes
S3 EP: 69 Stuffed Chicken Thighs, Driveway Disasters & Broad Ripple Stories
From stuffed chicken thighs and cereal-for-dinner debates to Broad Ripple driveways, short-term rental surprises, and HVAC scams — Andy and Greg are back with another laugh-out-loud episode of Welcome to the Suburbs.In Episode 69, the gu...
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S 3 Ep 68 Owls, Fox Hollow & Fear of Heights
Andy and Greg kick off Season 3, Episode 68 with a chilling dive into the Fox Hollow murders—creepy mannequins, strange obsessions, and suburban horror. From there, things take flight (literally) with owl stories, tree-climbing misadventures, a...
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Episode 68
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S: 3 EP: 67 - Bathtub Spaghetti, Haunted Houses & People Magazine Mysteries
In Season 3, Episode 67 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg wade into the deep end of summer with a mix of the bizarre, the spooky, and the hilariously mundane. From a comedy club condo with a bathtub full of spaghetti to neighborhood ghos...
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Episode 67
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S3EP:66 Cricket Matches, Pillow Mates, and CPAP Nightmares
Andy and Greg are back with another late-night ramble through suburban life—this time tackling everything from questionable sleep aids to nostalgic rock trivia.Greg recounts his epic sleep study fail, his reluctant romance with a CPAP ma...
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Episode 66
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Season 3 EP 65: Fax Machines, Fake Reservations, and Tiny Town
Greg and Andy return with a laugh-filled episode that proves no topic is too small—or too outdated—for the suburbs. From banks that don’t carry cash to fax machines that cost $6, the guys dig into the absurdities of modern (and not-...
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S:3 EP: 64 Asian Flower Spa, Per Stirpes
It’s officially summertime, and Andy and Greg are back with another episode of Welcome to the Suburbs—where laughter comes with legal disclaimers. Greg breaks the news about Ripple Avenue Suites’ shady former tenants (spoiler: the Asian Flower ...
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Episode 64
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Season 3 Episode 63 A Mug, A Bank, and $9.82 Million
What do a fourth-grade ceramic mug, Fifth Third Bank’s ridiculous math, and a suspicious $9.82 million inheritance letter have in common? Absolutely everything in this week’s episode of Welcome to the Suburbs.Andy reads a letter from a “...
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Episode 63
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S: 3 EP: 62 Fried Hot Dogs, Sleep Studies, and a Haunted Airbnb
Greg bought another house… maybe. In this episode, Andy and Greg dive into the potential of a second Airbnb property—a rundown rental filled with broken vacuums, creepy tenants, and enough duct tape to make MacGyver proud. But is it a gold mine...
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Episode 62
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S3 EP:61 Uncle Thief, Race Day Mustaches & The Inhaler Addiction
In this episode, Andy and Greg dive beard-first into a tangle of hilarious and heartfelt tales—from a mysterious missing painting and a very questionable uncle, to mustache-clad IndyCar superfans and sketchy roadside motels. There’s also a dog ...
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Episode 61
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S3 EP:60 Canvas, Carnage, and the Highway to Oil Painting Hell
Andy and Greg head back to school… art school, that is. In this episode, Greg shares his wild ride through metal sculpting, finger-welding, and an intro-to-oil-painting class taught by a barely-awake instructor. From making a fish out of scrap ...
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Episode 60
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Acting Classes, Gift Guesses, and a Side of Tequila
After 35 years of marriage, Greg has finally learned that guessing gifts before unwrapping them is not a love language. Even when he means well, his psychic present-sleuthing sucks the joy out of the moment. To help, he’s turned to acting class...
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Episode 59
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Season 3 Episode 58: Dad’s Rant, Wedding Fails, and Top 10 Lists Gone Wrong
When Greg’s dad was alive, he was an endless source of rants. Checking in with him was like uncorking a genie of angst—30 minutes of pure frustration directed at everything from junk mail to the cost of mulch to the absurd volume of acorns. In ...
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Episode 58
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S3Ep 57: Tears, Tractors & Bedazzled Wedding Dresses
Greg and Andy are back in the studio for Episode 57, and things are already off the rails.Greg and Keely are on Day 3 of a six-day grandparent experiment, babysitting their three-year-old granddaughter—and let’s just say it’s not ...
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Episode 57
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S3 EP:56 Fake Deaths Part 2, Felon Wisdom & Fast Food Nightmares
Here’s a shocker: The wife of a Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own drowning to abandon his family and run off to Eastern Europe is now filing for divorce. Didn’t see that coming, did you? Episode 56 of Welcome to the Suburbs ta...
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Episode 56
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Season 3 Episode 55: Setting Picks, Kayak Retaliation, and Faking Death Fails
Greg kicks off the episode with a sigh of relief: "Life is good—no one’s spilled my bodily fluids over any parking lots." But that doesn't mean he’s not stirring up some suburban chaos.First up, Greg embraces his new role as "trailer guy...
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Episode 55
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S3 Episode 54: We’re at Loggerheads with Dress Codes
Are you a Disney family? NO, was Greg’s answer. Disney apologists say, it’s not an amusement park. You’re right! It’s not amusing. The sidewalks are narrow, food is bad. The rides suck. Greg’s favorite part? Leaving. How did the kid...
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Episode 54
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S2 Episode 53- Grocery Store Culture
In Season 2, Episode 53 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy kicks things off with a pressing question: “What’s your favorite part of shopping at Costco?” Greg’s response? “Leaving!” It’s crowded, people block aisles chatting like they’re a...
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Episode 53
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Season 2 Episode 52: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly—Greg’s Cottage Renovation
Welcome to Season 2, Episode 52 of *Welcome to The Suburbs Podcast*! This week, we dive into Greg and Keely’s unforgettable cottage renovation adventure. What some saw as a teardown, Greg and Keely envisioned as a charming retreat with endless ...
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Episode 52
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Season 2 Episode 51: Concert Crowds, On the Clock with Food Poisoning, Who Named That Plant?
Part 1: What happened at the concert, stays at the concert, unless it’s COVID. Then you take it home and share. Greg was at the John Hiatt show, took a look at the age of the crowd filing in, then said, “based on the age of this crowd I b...
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Episode 51
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Season2 Episode 50: Happy 50th Episode Everyone!
It’s time for the 50th episode of Welcome to The Suburbs Podcast. 50th! Like birthdays and statehood, the 50th episode is a nice benchmark. Andy asked me to recall some of our reoccurring characters. Ironically we’d just spent Thanksgivin...
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Episode 50
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Season 2 Episode 49: Papaw Coming in hot!
Did you know, if you pay a little extra when you get a ticket, the state won’t report it to you insurance company? That feels a little like payola? The only thing missing, you’re not paying cash to a guy wearing a pinkie ring at a clandes...
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Episode 49
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20:50
Season 2 Episode 48: Survey Says!
Part 1:Andy was lead engineer in the Crumbling Down recording sessions with John Mellencamp. He takes me back to those sessions for a peek behind the curtain to understand what it was like making that song with John. From John’s vision of the s...
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Episode 48
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Season 2 Episode 47: Becoming A Float In A Small Town Parade
Part 1: Horrible bosses, everyone has probable come across one. Greg and Andy met while working for one, Jeff. His billowing voice would shout commands over the intercom followed by his extension 202! His extension number became syn...
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Episode 47
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S2 Episode 46: April Wine, Crows Feet, Foreigner When Foreigner Was Foreigner
Andy drove to Nashville, Indiana to see April Wine in concert this fall. He noticed that police cars were abundantly sprinkled along the interstate in construction zones. They had to be prop cops. Surely there weren’t really policemen in those ...
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Episode 46
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