Welcome To The Suburbs
Listeners tell us Welcome to the Suburbs is as polished and funny as a good morning radio show. We’ll take it.
Hosted by longtime friends Andy and Greg, Welcome to the Suburbs finds the humor in everyday life—the things we all see, experience, and think about, but don’t always stop long enough to notice.
Funny observations lead to unexpected conversations that rarely end up where they started. From marriage, parenting, and getting older to travel, technology, neighbors, and the increasingly strange world around us, nothing is off limits if there’s something funny to be found.
With professional audio, original comedy, and episodes that don’t overstay their welcome, Welcome to the Suburbs is the perfect podcast for listening while you’re running around in your car, heading to work, walking the dog, or wondering how your life got this complicated.
Funny observations. Unexpected conversations. A genuinely good time.
Welcome to the Suburbs.
Episodes
95 episodes
Season 4, Episode 95: Laundromat Economics, HOA Wars & The Great Easement Mystery
What starts with a handful of quarters somehow ends with Greg digging through county records to determine who actually owns a neighborhood easement. Welcome to the Suburbs.Andy and Greg kick things off with the surprisingly high cost of ...
Season 4 Episode 94: Scissors in an Uber, Cucumber Conversations & Florida Family Chaos
What happens when your neighbor shows up with two containers of cucumbers, your wife apparently knows why, and you’re the only person who missed the vegetable conversation?Welcome to marriage in the suburbs.This week, Andy and Gre...
Season 4, Episode 93: ChatGPT Analyzes Greg’s Dream & Shady Podcast Promoters
What happens when Greg has a dream involving his mom, a groundhog, a possum, a tornado, a destroyed house and a dead neighbor?Naturally, he asks ChatGPT what it means.In Episode 93 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Greg shares o...
Season 4 Episode 92: Fake Walmart Boss, St. Louis Pizza & The Dinner That Couldn’t Find a Knife | Welcome to the Suburbs
What happens when someone promotes themselves to Walmart management and gives themselves free groceries for five months? Andy and Greg begin this episode with a ridiculous news story that somehow feels completely believable.Then t...
Season 4, Episode 91: Blue Bliss, Bathroom Strangers & BattleBots
Andy and Greg take Welcome to the Suburbs on the road for a weekend in St. Louis, where a Cardinals game, an IndyCar race, and an Airbnb named Blue Bliss provide plenty to talk about.It starts with the three things kids ask for ...
Season 4, Episode 90: Signapalooza, Gas Leaks & Lying Liars
What should be a simple request to replace a business sign turns into a bureaucratic adventure involving city zoning, council members, the Mayor of Indianapolis, and a decades-old ballet performance in a tutu.Meanwhile, Greg and Keely’s ...
Carb Day Chaos, Indy 500 Crowds, The Wiener 500 & Strange Encounters at Lowe’s | S4 E89
Carb Day at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway brings out the best—and sometimes the strangest—of humanity.In Season 4 Episode 89 of Welcome To The Suburbs, Greg shares a Carb Day story involving Indy 500 traffic, an unexpected con...
Welcome to the Suburbs Season 4 Episode 88: Your Poor Sleep Is Making You Fat
What do a fake funeral, a missing set of keys, a malfunctioning fitness tracker, and a neighbor obsessed with building codes have in common?They’re all part of another unforgettable week in the suburbs.In Episode 88, Greg and Andy...
Welcome to the Suburbs | Season 4 Episode 87 | Tommy Sue, Jenny on the Spot & Rental Chaos
In Season 4, Episode 87 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Greg and Andy catch up after time away from the studio and immediately tumble into suburban absurdity.A simple evening walk with Geoffrey turns into an unexpected encounter with...
Casinos, Comedy Road Stories & Family Chaos | Welcome To The Suburbs S4 Ep86
It’s May in Indiana—and that means race season, road stories, and a few unexpected detours.In this episode of Welcome To The Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into the world of casinos, stand-up comedy on the road, and the strange ...
S 4 EP 85: Family Drama, Generational Stereotypes, Dentist Disasters & Small Business Wins
In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into a wide-ranging, hilarious conversation that blends real-life frustrations, generational insights, and everyday suburban chaos.Greg shares a surprising reconnecti...
S 4: Ep 84: Fired by My Wife, Elevator Chaos, and Lake Wars | Welcome to the Suburbs
Spring has officially arrived—and so has another wildly relatable, laugh-out-loud episode of Welcome to the Suburbs with Andy and Greg.In Season 4, Episode 84, Greg shares the moment he got “fired” as the marketing director of Keely’s ae...
S 4 EP: 83 Daylight Saving Confusion, Restaurant Fails & Travel Chaos: Life in the Suburbs
What happens when daylight saving time hits, AI blurs reality, and a simple dinner turns into a full-blown suburban saga?In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into the everyday moments that somehow spiral into unf...
S4 Ep 82: Creepy Uber Rides, Cold Fish & Chips, and a Free Merch Bag
Greg and Andy are back with another round of suburban observations and stories that somehow spiral into the absurd.Andy shares highlights from his 18th Yes concert, including the surprising economics of concert merchandise and how a bag ...
S 4: EP 81: Ketchup Corn Casserole, Skyline Wars & a $200 Salmon
In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg tackle the great Midwestern food divide — Skyline Chili vs. real chili, cinnamon crimes, and the shocking discovery of ketchup corn casserole (yes, it exists).From bluegill jigs in...
S4 EP:80 Train Documentaries, Speed Cameras, and the Price of Change
Season 4 kicks off with Episode 80, and Andy and Greg ease back in the only way they know how—by talking allergies, aging, Florida anniversaries, train documentaries, and the slow creep of suburban surveillance.Greg returns from a trip t...
S3 EP 79: The Chocolate Cake Incident (and Other First-World Emergencies)
In Season 3, Episode 79 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg tackle the kind of crises only suburban life can produce.It starts with a from-scratch chocolate cake, a counter-surfing dog named Geoffrey, and the harsh realization that ...
S:3 EP: 78 ChatGPT vs. the Washing Machine, Semi-Permanent Guests & the Ultimate Picky Eaters Test | Welcome to the Suburbs S3 E78
Welcome to Season 3, Episode 78 of Welcome to the Suburbs — and welcome to 2026.In this episode, Andy and Greg unravel the unexpected chaos of suburban life when a semi-permanent short-term guest turns into a full-blown mystery, a washin...
S:3 EP: 77 Episode 77: Alberta Clippers, Junk Mail, and Life Before Wi-Fi
It’s two degrees below zero, an Alberta Clipper has swept through Indiana, and Greg has officially entered his property manager era—snow removal, salt trucks, and all. Andy and Greg warm up the microphones and reflect on cold mornings, neighbor...
S:3 Ep: 76 - Brushes With Greatness (and a Cup O’ Liver)
This week on Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg return to Lake James for part two of their location recording—and somehow land on Ozzy Osbourne, Brian Wilson, and the unexpected ways greatness brushes up against ordinary life.From Ozz...
S3 Ep75: Hauntings, Cookies, Ski Boats & Misadventures at Lake James
In Season 3, Episode 75, Andy and Greg take Welcome to the Suburbs on the road to Greg’s family lake house at Lake James — a place with more stories than shoreline.This episode has everything:• Updates on the real hauntings that d...
S3 Episode 74: Listener Questions, Mount Rushmore, Milkshakes & Misadventures
In Season 3, Episode 74 of Welcome to The Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into one of the funniest listener-question episodes yet. From PSAS and breast augmentation “research,” to Greg’s Mount Rushmore of comedy and Andy’s Mount Rushmore of legenda...
S:3 Episode 73: Hippie Water, Auto-Brewery Syndrome, and the Dredge of Society
Dr. Bob joins Andy and Greg in The Suburbs for an unexpectedly educational deep dive into cannabis-infused drinks, bizarre medical mysteries, and why armadillos might be the next big Indiana problem. From auto-brewery syndrome and tetanus shots...
S 3: EP 72: Haunted Hosts, Hot Guests & Heavy Metal: Life in the Suburbs
Halloween season hits the suburbs, and things are heating up—literally.Andy recounts the infamous Airbnb “heatwave” that nearly melted his five-star rating. Forget the fact these were house guests. Greg flashes back to his childhood driv...
Skeletons, THC Loopholes, and the ‘Dear No Name’ Letter
Fall has arrived (sort of), and Andy and Greg are back with a fresh mix of suburban stories and tangents. In Episode 71, they cover:Giant skeletons, over-the-top yard displays, and where exactly you store a 10-foot Grim Reaper<...
