Season 3 EP 65: Fax Machines, Fake Reservations, and Tiny Town Artwork

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Season 3 EP 65: Fax Machines, Fake Reservations, and Tiny Town

July 14, 2025 • Greg Phelps and Andy Symons Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser • Season 3 • Episode 65

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Greg and Andy return with a laugh-filled episode that proves no topic is too small—or too outdated—for the suburbs.

From banks that don’t carry cash to fax machines that cost $6, the guys dig into the absurdities of modern (and not-so-modern) life.

Greg shares a “Tiny Town” update about his sister’s attempt to subdivide a lake house master bedroom, leading to a hilarious comparison to Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge debacle.

Along the way, we meet Bob’s Bank, discover why Red Mesa won’t stop texting, and revisit Andy’s traumatic ice skating history. It’s fast, funny, and oddly informative—just how you like it.

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