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S: 3 EP: 67 - Bathtub Spaghetti, Haunted Houses & People Magazine Mysteries

August 11, 2025 • Greg Phelps and Andy Symons Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser • Season 3 • Episode 67

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In Season 3, Episode 67 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg wade into the deep end of summer with a mix of the bizarre, the spooky, and the hilariously mundane. From a comedy club condo with a bathtub full of spaghetti to neighborhood ghost sightings, no story is too strange.

They unravel the tale of a mysteriously locked door, a little girl apparition, and even a ghostly grandma. The guys also tackle the pressing issue of missing People magazines, postal service adventures, and the curious world of “Gaylords” (the warehouse kind).

Rounding things out are hot takes on Cirque du Soleil, zombie house flipping, and the fine art of scripted spontaneity.

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