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Skeletons, THC Loopholes, and the ‘Dear No Name’ Letter

October 06, 2025 • Greg Phelps and Andy Symons Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser • Season 3 • Episode 71

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Fall has arrived (sort of), and Andy and Greg are back with a fresh mix of suburban stories and tangents. In Episode 71, they cover:

Giant skeletons, over-the-top yard displays, and where exactly you store a 10-foot Grim Reaper
The mysterious loophole that lets THC drinks hit Indiana liquor store shelves while everything else stays off-limits
Greg’s billing fiasco with “Dear No Name” and a customer service rep who thinks mailing it fixes everything
Dogs, dentists, sleep doctors, and the fine art of making sense of nonsense

From absurd Halloween clutter to real-life healthcare head-shakers, it’s another ride through the laughs and frustrations of suburban life.

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