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Fish & A Rice Cake
Our explicit opinions, rants, mistakes and lessons from our lives in fitness!
Join Jake & Jake on the couch,
Every week we sit down to spill the beans on all the little dark and dirty secrets of the fitness industry.
There's some good, some bad and definitely some ugly!
We're going to give you everything we know to help you cut through the fitness 'guff' that plagues our screens and minds.
We're keeping it simple, straightforward and if you've got a sh*t sense of humour like us, just a bit entertaining.
(But not too entertaining, we can't have Jake thinking he could make it in stand up again!)
So whap the kettle on, put your feet up and prepare yourself,
For the (actually educated) fitness rants of two normal blokes/coaches at the top of their game!
Fish & A Rice Cake
The 1,000 calorie diet day!
Sometimes you have to go low.
Apple bottom jeans low...
But when you do, you need to know how to do it the smart way.
So instead of just telling you,
We showed you.
Whilst we sat down for this ep we were halfway through a 1,000 calorie diet day!
To go through exactly how we would get those 1,000 calories in!
What we would eat,
When we would eat,
And what we would expect!
This is how we would diet on 1,000 calories a day,
So that next time you have to go low,
You know how to smash it!
So grab a cuppa,
Pull up a chair,
And get comfy!
Prep yourself for some VERY hungry talk!
New Podcast episodes every Thursday!
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