Fish & A Rice Cake
Our explicit opinions, rants, mistakes and lessons from our lives in fitness!
Join Jake & Jake on the couch,
Every week we sit down to spill the beans on all the little dark and dirty secrets of the fitness industry.
There's some good, some bad and definitely some ugly!
We're going to give you everything we know to help you cut through the fitness 'guff' that plagues our screens and minds.
We're keeping it simple, straightforward and if you've got a sh*t sense of humour like us, just a bit entertaining.
(But not too entertaining, we can't have Jake thinking he could make it in stand up again!)
So whap the kettle on, put your feet up and prepare yourself,
For the (actually educated) fitness rants of two normal blokes/coaches at the top of their game!
Episodes
The one phrase keeping you out of shape in 2026
We failed in 2025...
The mindset that will build your physique & business in 2026
When to get a Physique Coach VS a Business Coach
3 things we hate about online coaching
Why you need to diet on less calories than you think
What the f*ck even is online coaching?!
Why you should live more like a bodybuilder
How To Avoid Being a Fat Loss Wet Wipe In 2025
How Dad Life Has Changed Our Training!
Why building muscle is way harder than losing body fat
Why the bar for coaching is so low...
Why we love aggressive fat loss!
Great Coaches Are Great Clients!
How We Would Get Into Shape For Summer 2026
The part of fitness nobody talks enough about!
Focusing on this can crush your coaching business
The truth to growing your business mentors don't want you to know.
We're sick & tired of seeing coaches do this...
Chat GPT will run you out of business!
How much we actually work in a week
The worst peak week we've seen...
Is the work/life balance a myth?