SmartAss Comedy
SmartAss Comedy is my Brainchild. Growing up and into adulthood, people thought I had the brain of a child.
I’m a bit silly and goofy. I like to get people smiling, and put that with a laugh or a giggle, WOW it’s wonderful.
SmartAss Comedy is where people come to smile, laugh, have a good time.
I started with stories. Stories from my life and stories from people around the world. All are true and yes, I do add some flavor. But what happens in the story is true.
Observing and commenting on everyday things, jokes, and whatever comes to mind will be the next Season. It’s going to be fun.
So, have a good time while you’re here. And come on back for new published stories and the beginning of Season 2.
Until then, life is out there so go and enjoy it!
Then come back and listen to more of SmartAss Comedy.
Episodes
24 episodes
What Ya Smokin'
Hitchhiking is rather boring, you know, standing on the side of a highway with you thumb stuck out like it has some kind of strange substance on it and you’re hoping somebody will stop and wipe it off. That’s how boring it can be. But then ther...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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4:48
Got Balls? Walk
There comes a time in a young boy’s life when he is set free. Free to do things he had demonstrated a qualifying maturity to do. Then it all goes to Hell.That happened to me. I went with two friends to Wrigley Field in Chicago. If you ar...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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12:55
Go Find Yourself
Beer, Friends, Urination, Forest, Drunk.You wouldn’t think that combination would go together very well.And you would be correct, and this story is a glaring example.On one particular day that combination not only didn’t go...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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5:33
Aiding & Abetting
In today’s world it’s hard to find a reputable Nursing Home for a loved one. You just don’t know how they will adjust. Afterall you’re taking them out of their home. The home where they have lived for so many years. You ...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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4:17
Bob’s Giddy Up Dick Emporium
This is a Parody of Commercials that claim to fix sexual problems.This Podcast is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim to cure, diagnose, and or treat any condition, symptom, and or disease.SmartAss Comedy hopes you ...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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1:11
Willing To Go To Any Length
Sometimes Humans can become obsessed with stuff. Different people, different stuff.Is it their DNA, environment? Who knows? It only becomes a problem when that obsession takes over their life and becomes dangerous to themselves or others...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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5:06
Like I Give A Shit
Sometimes the most unlikely things can be worth a great deal of money.This story is about the one thing that everyone creates, then throws away. Until now it has been a money maker for others who create things that deal with your creatio...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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6:02
The Tale of A Broken Sway Bar
I had been on the side of the Interstate for hours. My thumb had been out there for so long it was getting sunburn! Finally, a car was stopping or not stopping to end my misery. Fortunately, stopping it was.It was finally a ride after a ...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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3:34
Them You Are
When you reach a certain point in life, your sense of time can get a bit foggy.What you think will happen in the future is usually based on what is happening in your present time.You will say things about what will be in a future ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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5:09
Fore! Or Was It Five?
When you’re a Kid, adventures happen just about every day.The story of this adventure is that summer’s One In A Million.Me and the Boys started that day like every other start of a summer day. But this day exploded into a “There’s...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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7:29
The Ceiling Is Moving
A friend of mine and myself went on a hitchhiking trip. In the middle of it, that’s when it happened.To this day I get creepy feelings every time I think about that trip.You say you are never grossed or creeped out. I don’t believ...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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6:11
Stuck In A Motel
Two Stressed-Out People set off for a Weekend Get-A-Way. After arriving at the Motel where they had reserved a room, the festivities began. Everything was going as planned.Then was the consumption of Get-Ya-Goings. Now fired ...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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8:03
The Tube
As I get older and look back on the things we did years ago, I don’t understand how I stayed alive to tell those stories today.Only Kids can turn an apparent fun thing into a death trap.You don’t do it on purpose. It happens...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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5:31
Happy Holidays
SmartAss Comedy wants to wish everyone a happy and safe Holiday Season.And may the New Year bring Peace and Good Will to all.
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0:39
The Talk
So many things happen to children as they go through the grades while attending school. This is crazy true in the middle grades. That’s the age when kids are starting to physically and mentally change.This story takes place in my school ...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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4:04
To Love and Cherish
You fall in love with something you have known all your life.The wedding date is set.The excitement builds but you begin to have doubts.But the doubts go away when you see her, you know this is right.Finally the day ...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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3:05
Inflation
This story is about a guy that was exposed to something at an early age that got bigger and bigger as he grew. And at the same time he grew to love.People that came in contact with him thought he was a Nut Job. Let me know what you think...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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8:56
The Keys To Freedom Lost
Want to make a Great Day Go to Hell? Lose your Car Keys in a lake, river, ocean, or any body of water. That should do it.That’s what happens in this story. But is there a happy ending?Find out in this Podcast!If you enjoyed...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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5:04
Some Clown Kicked Us Out
What was to be a fun day became unfun. I blame myself. Once again being my SmartAss self ruined the day for my wife and young daughter. At least it was free.
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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3:53
Where's The Pumpkin?
This is the story of a woman on a mission.Halloween is a fun holiday. Costumes, Candy, and Pumpkins!Yep, you have to have Pumpkins. Carve them. Have them part of your decorations.But what if you can’t afford one of those ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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2:04
World Toilet Day
A toilet. It’s a simple device. Why should it be celebrated?Because until you need one, you won’t know how important they are.This Podcast highlights a couple of situations where you really need a toilet.Celebra...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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2:22
Work Is Boring
Go to work , , , Leave work . . .Everyday. How boring is that?Now imagine doing that every day for 20 years!Do you just stop going to work and hide?You would also have to hide from family, friends!You wou...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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4:10
