SmartAss Comedy
SmartAss Comedy is my Brainchild. Growing up and into adulthood, people thought I had the brain of a child.
I’m a bit silly and goofy. I like to get people smiling, and put that with a laugh or a giggle, WOW it’s wonderful.
SmartAss Comedy is where people come to smile, laugh, have a good time.
I started with stories. Stories from my life and stories from people around the world. All are true and yes, I do add some flavor. But what happens in the story is true.
Observing and commenting on everyday things, jokes, and whatever comes to mind will be the next Season. It’s going to be fun.
So, have a good time while you’re here. And come on back for new published stories and the beginning of Season 2.
Until then, life is out there so go and enjoy it!
Then come back and listen to more of SmartAss Comedy.
Episodes
33 episodes
Duck, Duck, Goose
Way back in time, in ‘nother dimension, I was in Second City’s Children’s Theater.We were getting booked all around Chicago. Kindergartens, Community Centers, places like that.Then one day, we were told that we were ju...
I’m Not Dead…..Yet
I'm once again telling a true story of a hitchhiking adventure. I say it's true because it was, so believe it!My experience has been that every hitchhiking ride had at least one event that scared me. This hitchhiking ride had one of thos...
Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me?
When the guy who signs your Death Certificate and hands out copies to friends and family, does someone else check to make sure you’re really dead?
The One Day That Changed My Life Forever
I have hitchhiked a lot and rode with some interesting folks.But there was that one day.It wasn’t humorous.No laughs.It was just intense.But one thing was certain. That one day changed my life fore...
The Postman Always Screws Twice
When I see the Postman, I think how boring it must be. You drive or walk around, gather up a handful of mail, open a mailbox, stick the mail in, close the mailbox, drive or walk to next delivery spot, repeat.You do that every...
Mechanized Army High Way
Yep, I have another hitchhiking story.This time it’s during the time of the Vietnam War.Protests were everywhere. The Draft had become the new Lottery Game. The night of the first Lottery Draft Game everyone was tense. In our dorm...
The Long and Close of It
I always loved theatre. It was that love that took me to Second City Workshops in Chicago. The following was one afternoon at Second City for rehearsals.After Cheers ended, Shelley Long took up with Second City in Chicago.
Evel Knievel Was The Greatest!
I think just about everyone has someone they look up to.I can think of a few people I think are great but could be completely wrong with that assessment because I never met them.Though there is one guy that I finally got to meet.<...
Goin’ To Kansas City, Kansas City Here I Come
Here I am, on another hitchhiking adventure. This story starts when I’m just outside of Kansas City. I have to say, I never imagined that someone like this driver would pick me up. But he did and what I expected was going to happen ...
What Ya Smokin'
Hitchhiking is rather boring, you know, standing on the side of a highway with you thumb stuck out like it has some kind of strange substance on it and you’re hoping somebody will stop and wipe it off. That’s how boring it can be. But then ther...
Got Balls? Walk
There comes a time in a young boy’s life when he is set free. Free to do things he had demonstrated a qualifying maturity to do. Then it all goes to Hell.That happened to me. I went with two friends to Wrigley Field in Chicago. If you ar...
Go Find Yourself
Beer, Friends, Urination, Forest, Drunk.You wouldn’t think that combination would go together very well.And you would be correct, and this story is a glaring example.On one particular day that combination not only didn’t go...
Aiding & Abetting
In today’s world it’s hard to find a reputable Nursing Home for a loved one. You just don’t know how they will adjust. Afterall you’re taking them out of their home. The home where they have lived for so many years. You ...
Bob’s Giddy Up Dick Emporium
This is a Parody of Commercials that claim to fix sexual problems.This Podcast is for entertainment purposes only and makes no claim to cure, diagnose, and or treat any condition, symptom, and or disease.SmartAss Comedy hopes you ...
Willing To Go To Any Length
Sometimes Humans can become obsessed with stuff. Different people, different stuff.Is it their DNA, environment? Who knows? It only becomes a problem when that obsession takes over their life and becomes dangerous to themselves or others...
Like I Give A Shit
Sometimes the most unlikely things can be worth a great deal of money.This story is about the one thing that everyone creates, then throws away. Until now it has been a money maker for others who create things that deal with your creatio...
The Tale of A Broken Sway Bar
I had been on the side of the Interstate for hours. My thumb had been out there for so long it was getting sunburn! Finally, a car was stopping or not stopping to end my misery. Fortunately, stopping it was.It was finally a ride after a ...
Them You Are
When you reach a certain point in life, your sense of time can get a bit foggy.What you think will happen in the future is usually based on what is happening in your present time.You will say things about what will be in a future ...
Fore! Or Was It Five?
When you’re a Kid, adventures happen just about every day.The story of this adventure is that summer’s One In A Million.Me and the Boys started that day like every other start of a summer day. But this day exploded into a “There’s...
The Ceiling Is Moving
A friend of mine and myself went on a hitchhiking trip. In the middle of it, that’s when it happened.To this day I get creepy feelings every time I think about that trip.You say you are never grossed or creeped out. I don’t believ...
Stuck In A Motel
Two Stressed-Out People set off for a Weekend Get-A-Way. After arriving at the Motel where they had reserved a room, the festivities began. Everything was going as planned.Then was the consumption of Get-Ya-Goings. Now fired ...
The Tube
As I get older and look back on the things we did years ago, I don’t understand how I stayed alive to tell those stories today.Only Kids can turn an apparent fun thing into a death trap.You don’t do it on purpose. It happens...
Happy Holidays
SmartAss Comedy wants to wish everyone a happy and safe Holiday Season.And may the New Year bring Peace and Good Will to all.
