Chiropractic’s Dark Side: Dick Pics and Creeps

In this Twisted Toast, Tristan (“Twisty”) and Toast go fully off-script about what it’s really like to be a female chiropractor running ads, dealing with creeps, and trying not to burn out while the profession is getting hammered in the news.

We start with Toast getting FIVE dick pics from a Facebook lead and a “hey, I’m masturbating while we text” confession… and walk through how she handled it, why she filed a police report, and what it feels like to work alone as a woman in practice with predators in your DMs.

• The Illinois case of chiropractor Dr. David Hansen, arrested on charges of secretly recording patients (including minors) and alleged child pornography distribution
• The gap between ethics class and real-world boundaries
• Horrifying abuse stories like “nipple therapy for headaches” and why the profession has to stop pretending this stuff doesn’t happen
• Why everyone is exhausted right now and how burnout leads to horrible business decisions
• Toast’s spontaneous Miami trip vs the “split-week” vacation trap most chiros run
• Why your patients can survive a full week without you (they already do when they go to Disney)
• How Tristan blew $62,341 this year on drinks as part of his “relationship budget”… and what he’s stealing from Austin Cohen’s playbook to make it healthier
• Edging, orgasms, male pleasure, and why Twisty is team “legalize prostitution” from a trauma / harm-reduction angle
• Old-school coaching legends (Schofield, Rick, Don & Brandy) and modern killers like Amanda and Austin
• How ChiropracticResults.com is indexing outcomes into AI so we can finally have something better than “just testimonials” when patients search for help

This is one of those “bar after the seminar” episodes:
messy, honest, NSFW, and exactly what nobody says on stage.

00:00 – Cold open: What the hell did we just live through?

00:25 – When a Facebook lead sends Toast FIVE dick pics

02:38 – How she actually responded + being a woman in practice alone

03:33 – Safety, cops, cameras and working solo as a female chiropractor

04:27 – Why are men still sending dick pics? Tech, porn & COVID creep culture

06:33 – Edging, orgasms & Tristan’s “male pleasure empowerment” rant

08:11 – Ethics class vs reality: boundaries, laws & board complaints

09:19 – Big Illinois news: Dr. David Hansen’s arrest & hidden cameras

11:50 – Horrifying “nipple therapy” story & how NOT to be that chiropractor

14:13 – Nipples, neuroanatomy & why Tristan will NOT let a chiro do that to him

18:13 – Miami, ocean therapy & why everyone’s tired right now

19:22 – Burnout vs just being tired: how bad decisions get made

23:08 – High school mistakes, breakups, and how unprocessed emotion shows up later

25:13 – CloseForChiro weekend + Tristan’s $62,341 drinking budget reveal

29:08 – Learning from Austin: runs instead of rounds (of shots)

30:20 – Healthier relationship-building that doesn’t wreck your liver

33:13 – Who are the best chiropractic coaches alive right now?

36:01 – Schofield, Rick, Amanda, Don & Brandy: coach talk with receipts

38:32 – Stop splitting your vacation week. Take the whole damn week off.

39:54 – Your patients survive a week at Disney… they’ll survive a week without you

40:40 – Compressing care plans, Vera Gupta, and designing your own schedule

41:31 – Final rant: don’t be a creep, take vacations, have great sex (not with patients)