Stinky Vaginas, Family Vacations and Best Chiropractic Techniques

Twisty is back from Mexico with a sunburn, a story, and a brand new obsession: the DDS Attack — “Don’t Do Sh*t” mode.

In this episode, Twisty and Toast riff on:

• Why taking 7–10 full days off nearly broke his brain (in a good way)
• Family travel at Xcaret, lagoon kids, pool dads, and beach wives
• Realizing the Schaub clan might be permanently ruined for buses, groups, and non-VIP anything
• The death of “automatic tipping,” why service feels different now, and how a $750 viral tip got a bartender fired
• Old-school chiropractic vs today’s seminar culture — why his dad still out-earns most docs in 3 weeks
• The 2026 Mexico idea: intimate retreat with Dr. Tim Schaub to learn how to adjust without blowing out your back
• Burnout, boundaries, and why 2026 will come with real “office hours” and less 24/7 access
• The Four Agreements, being impeccable with your word, and trying not to be a garbage husband on Sundays

Plus: entirely too much talk about post-lagoon funk, pheromones, and why vacation stink apparently turns Twisty into a feral animal.

NSFW language. NSFW topics. 100% Twisted Toast.