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Magnetar: We Own...Your Future
magnetar
/ ˈmæɡnɪtɑː /
noun
- a type of neutron star that has a very intense magnetic field, over 1000 times greater than that of a pulsar.
Genre: Sci-Fi • Mystery • Dark Comedy • Audio Drama
In a future where memory can be rewritten and truth comes in encrypted fragments, Magnetar follows the agents, analysts, and outliers working for a shadowy organization known only as The Company.
Each episode peels back another layer of a vast, interlocking conspiracy involving artificial intelligence, cosmic phenomena, and the quiet terror of not knowing what’s real.
Part mystery, part satire, Magnetar mixes sharp wit with speculative science—where bureaucrats debate black holes, androids suffer from existential dread, and cosmic anomalies are just another line item on the mission log.
From the creators at Shoestring TV, Magnetar stars Eric Carlino as Agent Pot Roast and Michael Cunningham as Agent Beef Stew, along with an ensemble cast of misfits navigating surveillance, sanity, and the stars.
Episodes
8 episodes
MAGNETAR DAY 7 TRAILER - COMING MARCH 24, 2026
MAGNETAR - DAY 7 - SUBTERRANEAN STATESSUMMARY:In the latest installment of Magnetar, a fragile birthday celebration at the Narwhal Station is shattered by a voice from the void, proving that even "bulletpr...
DAY 1: Field Mice & Jumping Spiders
Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day One: "Field Mice & Jumping Spiders"High above the clouds, where sunlight dares not reach, two men are stationed at isolated observation posts—tasked with a mission they don’t understand, f...
DAY 2: Naturally Occurring Cows
Shoestring TV presents MAGNETAR – Day Two: "Naturally Occurring Cows"Agent Pot Roast recounts a recurring dream involving UFOs, little green men, and a surreal pasture filled with “naturally occurring cows”—livestock existing with...
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DAY 3: Fuzzy-Trace Theory
Shoestring TV presents - Magnetar – Day Three: "Fuzzy-Trace Theory" Genre: Sci-Fi Mystery • Dark Comedy • Futuristic ThrillerIn this mind-bending episode of Magnetar, the routine turns rogue when a space...
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DAY 4: This Space Intentionally Left Blank
Episode Summary:Agent Pot Roast is summoned to the surface—an unusual and unsettling event in itself. But what awaits him is far worse: an official inquiry known only as The Census. Following the bizarre incident involving ...
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DAY 5: Chora Beach
Episode Summary:As punishment for his recent "cows incident," Agent Pot Roast is exiled to the desolate outpost of Chora Beach—a place that sounds serene but hides a nightmare beneath the sand. Instead of soft waves and sun...
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