55 MPH Wheelie Bin Breaks World Record + China's AI Breakthrough & Brain Powder Exposed

🎉 EPISODE 40! From yogurt conspiracies to 55mph wheelie bins - we've officially lost the plot. Today: Keir Starmer's latest U-turn, creatine as "brain powder," China's AI leap, and the British engineer who made a wheelie bin go faster than most mopeds.

⏰ TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Intro - Episode 40! Adam Makes Yogurt
05:00 Keir Starmer's Brick Card U-Turn (Again)
13:00 Creatine: The "Brain Powder" Superfood?
23:00 China Closing the AI Gap (Without US Chips)
35:00 Golden Globes Now Include Podcasts
42:00 Parachuting Beavers: Idaho's 1948 Wildlife Drop
46:00 55 MPH Wheelie Bin Breaks World Record
54:00 🌴 TOP 5 FLORIDA MAN HEADLINES 🌴

📰 MAIN STORIES COVERED:

🗳️ **Brick Card U-Turn**
Keir Starmer backs down on mandatory digital IDs until 2029. We discuss why Brits are angrier than when someone cuts the queue, Tony Blair's influence, and whether this is just another U-turn in the "more positions than Kamasutra" saga.

🧠 **Creatine: Brain Powder or Marketing Hype?**
BBC Science Focus claims creatine helps: gym performance, cognitive function, sleep deprivation, AND might reverse brain aging by 5 years. We discuss macro-dosing (20 grams!), whether it's too good to be true, and Jack's business idea to rebrand it as "Brain Powder" for premium pricing.

🇨🇳 **China's AI Breakthrough**
China says they're closing the gap on US AI dominance through "risk-taking and innovation" (and cheap energy to run inferior chips at scale). Did Venezuela's defense failure expose Chinese tech limitations? Is it all WWE-style posturing?

🎬 **Podcasts Hit the Golden Globes**
Mainstream media finally admits internet content matters. We reminisce about Ricky Gervais, The 11 O'Clock Show, and why Michael Barrymore is now a TikTok star buying munchies while baked.

🦫 **1948: Parachuting Beavers**
Idaho relocated 76 beavers by dropping them from planes in boxes with parachutes. The boxes opened on impact and beavers ran off to "re-beaver" the area. Jack's disappointed they weren't wearing tiny parachutes individually.

🗑️ **55 MPH Wheelie Bin World Record**
Michael Warhead from York beats Andy Jennings' 2001 record (45mph) with a 55mph wheelie bin. Claims he's hit 66mph privately (unverified). Ed the Shed has competition. British engineering at its finest.

🎂 SPECIAL MENTION:
Adam turns 44 tomorrow! Jack says he'd put him "a day above 42." Happy birthday mate!

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Welcome back to Temporally Scripted. This is episode 40 40 episodes. We've been running this show, and today we've got some cracking news stories for you. Ki Starer has made another U-turn and the classic joke of him having more positions than the Karma Sutra came out earlier on, so we'll be talking a little bit about that. We've also got some great news about speeding items that shouldn't go as fast as they can, the great British inventors that we have, and we'll be digging a little bit into creatine and whether or not it is a superfood or a super drug or a super substance. Anyway, we're back again, temporarily scripted. We're rolling. Adam, he's here with me as always. As always, it's great to be here. Um, yeah, how's it going? It's been a good week. Yeah. This week I've been making yogurt. Is that a euphemism? No, it's, it's genuine. I've genuinely been making yogurt. I've gone from yogurt weaver to yogurt maker. What does a yogurt weaver do? A yogurt weaver is like another term for a hippie. Oh, right. I've never heard that before. Ah, right. I remember back in the day in Nottingham, people used to go yogurt weavers walking around everywhere. Stinking. That's an amazing term. I can't believe I didn't know it. Oh, always ask him for tick. Oh, just, just till Friday. Yeah. Just, you know, just, just a few more days. I haven't got my gyro coming in. Yeah. I've been making yogurt. Wow. I've even got a yogurt machine. Um, I'm, how does it work? How, what do you need the machine to do? So, the yogurt, the process of making yogurt is you, you heat milk with a couple of spoons of like a starter yogurt. And you heat it at a very certain temperature. It's like 33 degrees or 35 degrees, something like that, for like eight hours. And then it starts to separate the, the sort of Kurds and whe I guess. Um, and then you end up with yogurt, and then what you can do is strain it through muslin, um, and turn it into Greek yogurt. Huh. Amazing. That sounds So I've take, yeah, I've taken my yogurt expenditure down from almost 250,000 Vietnam dong, which is, you know, eight quid to two quid for the same amount of yogurt. Is that in a day or a month? Uh, that's, that's per, per, per usage. So probably every two days I would say. Right, because I do get through a considerable amount of yogurt. That's, uh, quite a, quite a saving. Why, why do you have so much yogurt? Is there some health benefit to it or? Yeah, it's partly, partly the health benefit. And also that I like to mix my protein powder with it before I go to bed. I, I have like, uh, that protein powder that's, that's good for when you sleep the slow release one. So I, I tend to do 250 grams of yogurt with a scoop of protein powder before bed. And like I say, my Greek yogurt bill was going through the roof.'cause there's a bit of a conspiracy there. A Greek yogurt in Vietnam is, you know, normal yoga is cheap. And then Greek yogurt in Vietnam, they, I think there's like a ring going on with the Greeks and they use it as a way to, and it's not as exactly as if it's been flown in, I would imagine. Yeah. No, that's it. And now I know that it'll be Greek, Greek style. Yes. Right. The difference between yoga and Greek yogurt as you just put it over muslin for 45 minutes. And let the weight, oh, and that's it. Train out and that's it. There's no, there's no magic. So Greeks have been having this over for years, man. Yeah. It's been one big conspiracy. I'm gonna stop to it. Yeah. I've started printing t-shirts, placards campaigns. I'm gonna start going out there and just whistle blow on Greek yogurt. Uh, I, I think it probably started with pyres. I've never twisted that, uh, at all. And I, maybe he came up with a whole yogurt scam as well. I, I wouldn't be, be surprised. I wouldn't put it past him. I wouldn't put it past him. I've heard weird things about him. And who calls it Ethereum when Surely it's a theory. Uh oh.'cause it's a theorem.'cause it's like, uh, it's proven. I think, I can't remember. Proven by who? His mum. Well, like reality of reality that we live in. I'm suspicious about that. There's definitely not right there. Well, me too. I'm, I'm not sure myself. I have always believed that maths is wrong. Anyway, moving on. So new stories. We've had another U-turn in the UK government and apparently now we won't be getting brick cards. Until a year's time when we decide to mandate it or something. Who knows? It's, it's, this thing's always gone backwards and forwards for years. Um, I think it first started with Tony Blair, uh, who wanted to bring in, oh, digital IDs for everybody. It'll be amazing. And people like, I'm, I'm not sure about this. Um, and so they got a lot of backlash against it then. And all these years later, I dunno if Star and Blair are friends, I, I would imagine that or would imagine Blair has quite an influence still. And here we are again bringing in digital IDs. But then I guess, uh, they, they tested public sort of sentiment and figured out that people weren't happy. And now we have another U term as they've done with a lot of things recently, as I recall. Yeah. Yeah. I think people were unhappy as an understatement. Yeah, like Bri, British people were angrier than they are when someone cuts the line. It was serious, right? I mean, angry, but not kind of like French level angry, you know? It's no, yeah, not burning things in the street. Angry or burning your own stuff. Oh, right. Blowing roads up and stuff, wearing orange jackets and whatnot. But yeah, I mean, I partly as well, they should name it something better. It's like, they call it the brick card. It's like, well drop your brick card. Yeah. It doesn't, it just doesn't have a good ring to it, does it? No. No. They should make it something cool and then maybe people would take it on. I have to say, I don't really understand what. I get it. You're like, okay, people can't work unless they've got this card. That's pretty savage. I understand the thought process that maybe in the future you'll have like social points on it and it will limit you to do certain activities based on how you act and how much of a good little boy you are. But really, yeah. And cut you out of society if you do the wrong thing or if you save wrong thing. But isn't it just a card as well, isn't it a bit like, you know, the national insurance card where it's got like a number on you gotta remember and that's all it really means. And ah, see you are already, I dunno about you, but most jobs that I've had, um, I had to give them my national insurance number, which was proof that I am in that country. I have a right to work in that country. It's all my information basically. Or other jobs you'd have to maybe show you passport or some other form of id. I, I don't see the benefit in having this. Extra thing. I don't see what it would really do. Hmm. I feel like we're not getting the whole story here. Yeah. It seems a bit strange. Um, I, yeah, I just, it's one of those things I don't understand. I don't understand what, what the benefits would be.'cause I can't really see anything. I can see a hell of a lot of negatives and I can just imagine as well, if it was like a, a digital ID system and that was in place six years ago with all the things that were going on, bandwidth, uh, lockdowns and different things. I wonder how different it would've been if you had your digital id la linked to your medical status, et cetera. Whether certain people might have got banned from certain areas of society and just all kinds of things could go on with it. Um, and like you say, with like a sort of social credit kind of system, that could be even worse. I reckon Sherry Blair's got something to do with this somewhere, right? She's just got one. I reckon So I reckon like her cousin works in like ID plastic manufacturing or something. Yeah, maybe. Um, but yeah, I mean it does from what, what read in article, it does say that reporting says that digital IDs are now expected to be optional when introduced with 2029 referenced as the target. I mean, I dunno what I, they used to have something like this when we were younger. It was like the card you could get to prove your age. And it wasn't like compulsory, it was called like Yeah, prove it or prove or something. And people used to get. After the fake IDs, we used to order online from like dodgy saucers. They brought out this new one where, you know, if you wanted to buy cigarettes when you were 16, you had to get one of these, prove your age cards or whatever. Or, or just know the guy in the shop. Yeah. Or know. Know or wait outside and ask people to get 'em for you. And if they do get 'em for you, then they take 10%. That was the standard charge. I don't know if you remember this back in the day. Not really. It's not sym ever did, but I didn't realize it. You never hung around outside corner shops waiting for people? No, not really. You haven't. I'll, I'll go back to the UK and do it next week. Well, now you'll have to buy 'em for people because, but I can get my 10%. Yeah, I think it's worth it. It'd be a massive pay rise. Uh, the price of things in the uk, I think 10% for, for each pack of, uh, cigarettes would be pretty good. That does remind me like how unreasonable we used to be. So there was a shop in, uh, in Mabel for, we used to go to, called Spic and Span. And the guy in there, he used to know we'd hang around outside waiting for someone to go in and buy us cigarettes when we were under age. And then one day he decided that he was gonna stop serving people and keep looking outside, like when people came in asked for cigarettes that didn't normally go in there. So we. Christened him, Mr. Garrison. Okay. Because he looked a bit like Mr. Garrison and Yeah, we used to go in and go, oh, Mr. Garrison. Okay. He's like, where's Mr. Slave? Yeah. Fun times. Anyway. Good times. Probably part of the reason we get digital id, but yeah. How many more things can kiss Star possibly change his mind on before people decide it's maybe time for a change? Yeah, I mean it wasn't the last one, the jury thing where we're gonna scrap juries. Just have like a couple of people there decide on someone's face if it's longer than two years, I think that got you turned on and thrown out. I think they did it, but in a slightly dialed down way. So, 'cause, because the other thing that's weird about that is in the British judicial system, unless like cases can be called either way. So an either way case means it might be too serious for mag. So therefore it has to go to Crown. Or it could be dealt with by, by the magistrates. Right. And I think, or at least it used to be that the level was, any crime that's less than two years in jail can be dealt with by the magistrates. Or it was 18 months or something. And I think all they've done is increase that to three years. Oh, right. Okay. So more cases can be dealt with by the magistrates, which means they don't get sent up. And then I, what made me laugh is two weeks later I saw a news story where they said, Britain's looking for more magistrates. Yeah, that's strange. Who could have predicted? Yeah. So I was gonna put in an application, maybe you should do, although I think being a magistrate's, uh, unpaid, isn't it? Oh, is it? Can you do it remotely though? Uh. I, I dunno if I'll let you zoom in. Uh, magistrate Austin, are you on the beach? No, just my zoom background. Why can't I hear seagulls and waves and stuff? It's just very realistic. Don't bring me that coconut now. Um, but yeah, I dunno. Um, I, I mean I haven't really been keeping up with UK politics like a, a great deal, but from what I can gather. From people in the UK and family and things. No one seems particularly happy with the way things are going. So who knows? Maybe some will go at some stage, but at the same time, it's been in a similar way for as long as I can remember, like just a steady decline of things getting worse and worse and people are going like, oh, what's going on? You know? Um, yeah, and it's just like with everything you, your standard of living, in many ways it is like, yeah, it's cool things like you can get a new phone or new tv. Those things are kind of cheaper in a way than they used to be, but the cost of a house and things. That's just astronomical for a lot. So people are frozen out of a housing market. People see all the public services going downhill. Less buses, less trains, less shops open in the high street, more crime, more problems in general in almost every aspect. And then if you've got a bad tooth, you can't see a dentist. If you've got a a bad heart, you can't see a doctor, you know? And I, I dunno. And at the same time, if you think about it, how many Prime ministers has the UK had in the last five or six years? It's been a lot. Yeah. Yeah. This wasn't like three, is it three? Tory ones? Three or four. And then labor came in. Maybe a similar thing will happen with labor at some point. Yeah, it was big shoes to fill after old Boris. And I mean, I thought we were moving places when Boris was in charge.'cause it's the first time we'd had a Prime Minister with learning difficulties. Yeah, we really, it really was about diversity is our strength kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Back to what you said about crime and TVs as well. I think, you know, crime is gonna go up when people are sat with their 50 inch TVs and their Xboxes in a tent on the high street. Yeah. Maybe easier to steal, isn't it? It's way easier to steal. I mean, that is one thing I always remember. Like they used to be homeless people in the uk as long as I can remember in cities and things, but not to the extent that it is now. And I've seen like footage of different places where it'll be either like a city center or not far from it, and just like a row of tents that along the side and it's like, well what happened? Yeah. Yeah. How did we go from where we were to where we are now? Yeah, yeah. Because I mean, in the past you'd only really see that in Barnsley. Right. Okay. Because what buildings hadn't been invented there or, well, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. And I heard they eat their kids still there. But anyway, moving on. Um, there might just be a rumor. I've not got a source. It's just something I heard probably at the football. Anyway. So moving on the next story of today, brain powder, which is how I will refer to it from now on brain powder being creatine. So tell me a little bit about this one, Adam.'cause, uh. It's something that I, you know, take on a daily basis. I do take it, I don't, uh, ingest it in any other way. Right. Okay. Well that's, uh, that's good to hear. Uh, so yeah, just, I just pulled this up real literally, just 'cause um, it's not breaking news or anything like that. It was just from like the BBC's, uh, science Focus magazine. Um, but it is just saying that with creatine, there are just so many. Uh, there's just so much evidence that it helps so many different areas of life. Um, and it's not just performance in the gym, but it's also brain, brain power, cognitive ability, performance. Even things like if you, you are having a lack of sleep, your sleep deprived ca uh, I almost said something else. Then creatine helps you, uh, alleviate some of the symptoms of being, uh, sleep deprived, which is amazing. Yeah. I've heard some reports where people are saying, even in like older people, if you are say 65 years old and you are taking creatine, then that can give you the brain health of a 60-year-old. So it's like. Which is a huge leap in many ways.'cause when you think how, how rapid the decline can be when people get older to, to wind the clock back five years. That's, that's incredible. Yeah. Yeah. It's not small change, is it? And um, I, I've, I have, I, I've experimented quite a bit with Crete and I do take a daily dose of Crete, but have you ever heard of macro dosing it as well? Is that where you do like 20 grams a day or something? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So that sounds like, uh, a lot on a day where you're like extra tired or whatever, you just get like 20 grams, mix it up. It with a little bit of milk and bang it. Yeah, it doesn't, but it does wake you up. It makes you a little bit nauseous, a little bit on the nauseous side. But I mean a lot of the best things in the world make you nauseous when you try 'em. You know, that first half an hour little bit could go either way. But does, does it actually, but does this actually help with the tiredness or you even just like nauseous and still pretty tired? Or is it like fully, fully alert? No, I have to say it. It does, it works. It makes you alert and I'm actually, it just popped back into my head'cause it's a long time since I've done a macro dose of acuity and I might, after today's podcast, I might go macro dose myself up with a. A bit of creatine and do 90 seconds in the freezing cold swimming pool, and I'll be ready to go for the afternoon. Okay. Again, not a medical advice, ladies and gentlemen. No. But if you try it and it works, don't forget to come back and like, subscribe and comment. Um, if there's any cardiologist watching, then leave it alone. The other thing that came to my mind there is you've given me a brilliant business idea. Mm-hmm. So, creatine, it sounds, you know, everyone knows what creatine is, but if you package it up, put a nice label on the outside, make that with Gemini and, you know, get a, a really nice looking label and call it brain powder. Yeah, that's a business line right there. I mean, I, I guess you could charge premium, premium prices for it. Also, of course, it's brain powder also. I mean, there's quite a lot of other things on the market that might contain slightly better things than just creatine. Yeah. But if I say to you right, it's$5 for this tub of creatine. Or you can have this brain powder for $10. What? And, and do you have to macro dose it as well? So there's only like free servings. I mean, you, you could macro dose it. Some people say that it works very well. I heard it on a, a renowned podcast. There's this guy telling me that he does 20 grams and it works really well for him and kept him awake. So yeah, I mean, yeah, why not? Well, yeah, I maybe ask chat GPT about your business idea. I'm sure it'll say that's the best idea I've ever heard.'cause it's always supportive and I, I'll look forward to, to brain powder hitting Michelle soon. This is true. You know, talking about chat GPT, it's, I've noticed it's got even worse for that recently where everything you say it's like you're on the right track though. Or like every, every single thing you mention, it's like. You, you're getting closer to the truth. You're getting, you know, whatever else. It's like, it's, it almost makes me wanna vomit. Yeah. It is just been overly, overly polite, overly encouraging, which is good. But I mean, sometimes you need a bit of encouragement, but sometimes you need, if you're gonna treat AI kind of like your coworker or your mate or something like that, sometimes you need someone to say, come on man, that's a rubbish idea. What? What are you thinking? That'll never work. You actually need someone to, to come in with a little bit of reality. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what it is though. There must be something behind this. I wonder who's like responsible for creatine production or mining, creatine. There's gotta be something behind this somewhere. It's like it's suddenly become the best thing since sliced bread and it's amazing for all this stuff and really helps with your brain. I think it's for, I think it's just for health industry. Everything goes in kind of like waves, you know? There's always like different, like just was saying with fat diets or soup, uh, supplements or whatever, you know, it's like had like Atkins diet for a little bit. Then it's, oh no, no, it's gotta be intermittent fasting. Then that loses popularity and say, oh well you should try this supplement or this, or drink in your own whatever. I dunno, it's, it's always like one thing or another that comes along. Yeah, this is true. Next up it's gonna be yoga enemas again. Yeah. And another, another place where, where you can corner the market, I swear by the brain powder and yoga enema regime. I think call it regimen'cause it sounds better. There's probably a difference there somewhere. Theory theorem. Two cats, right? Yeah. But it is interesting though, it one of the cool things with creatine as well that it seems to, um, be like actually beneficial to people's mental health. Um, and even people that are on like, uh, SSRIs and things as well, um, creatine has like increased the, the effect of the antidepressants. So it's like in theory, I guess people could, I dunno what the science says, but in theory we could probably take less of the SSRI and more creatine and that would kind of like balance it out and maybe get them off that kind of medication quicker. It's really amazing. The only, the only one concern I have with anything, because generally in, uh, anything to do with nature, there's some kind of like trade off. You know, if you think of like any, any medication you take, it's like it targets this thing, fixes it, and then sometimes causes one or two or multiple other problems elsewhere. If it's like something strong. That's, that's always just my concern with things like that. Taking vast amounts of like a certain, uh, chemical molecule every day, is that I, I know it's like fairly proven and maybe it's just me being, I dunno overcautious, but, and I do take it, but at the same time I would probably every so often have a break from it for a couple of weeks or something like that. I dunno. And just that thing that's usually trade offs. And I, I just find it hard to believe that there's this miracle thing that improves this, this, this, this, this. But there's no downside.'cause there usually is in some ways, even if it's just from like your liver processing. All this stuff.'cause there's always impurities in things regardless. Uh, but I dunno, you're right to be suspicious. I mean, there was a time, sort of 50, 60 years ago where they said that smoking was good for you. So yeah, you are right to be suspicious. You know, that, that there is a history of us being told that substances are fine until up and then suddenly they're not, they're not fine. And then the lawsuits can fly then. Do you know what I mean? So Yeah, it does, it does make a lot of sense for sure. Um. So, yeah, I, I'll continue taking creatine and I'll definitely do a, a macro dose after this and I'll let the viewers know in the comments how that went and, you know, how much more productive I was for the rest of the day. You'll get to see, because we, you know, there'll be our community session later, so you'll get to see what state I'm in after my creatine, I believe wire and vomiting, but something to look forward and, and nauseous at the same time. So next story is about ai. We did talk chat, GPT. So there's a story here where China is closing the gap on ai. Uh, apparently even with one hand tied, and I know this is related to, they were offered chips by Nvidia and they said they didn't want 'em. Like the US said, do you want these chips? They were like, hell no, we don't want your chips. Keep your damn chips. And yeah, Chinese AI researchers are arguing that they can narrow the gap. Through risk taking and innovation. I think probably risk taking and innovation, but also on top of that, just the amount of cheap energy that they have access to. You know?'cause if you, if say if you've got like uh, one kind of chip and it's eczema, it is this level of good. Uh, but then there's the chips in the US for are like five times as good. Then you can basically get the same processing power. I guess not exactly, but more or less by just having 10 times, five or 10 times as many of your rubbish chips and just having loads of them and having the energy to run them. And I think that would be quite a big thing of how they can catch up in some ways. Uh, in a technological sense, I would imagine they've, they've had enough time to, to copy some of the, some of the best chips in the world. They just need to find the factories to make them. Yeah, I get it. I do. I, I think as well sometimes the whole China thing and the concern about China is, is played out quite a lot. It's like they, they, you know, a lot of things are made out to be further ahead or more of a threat than they really are. I wonder if part of it is because the US likes to get his dick out, slap it on people's faces on a regular basis, and they want an excuse to do that. Basically. Like if you think about this, and, and this is, this is all theory by the way folks, so you know, bear with me, but this is a theory I had is if you imagine Venezuela right, the US have just gone in there at nighttime taken Maduro out without anyone being any of the wiser. Presumably all of Venezuela's defense systems are Chinese. And Russian presumably, right? Because they, their relationship's good. They've got all of their oil, everything like that. So I, I just think to myself as like going through this, you know, way you just think stuff as you do. Some people do. Mm-hmm. Sometimes. I think occasionally. Occasionally, yeah. On occasion. And I was thinking, yeah, if you imagine if you're in China and, and the, and you are in charge of Venezuela's defense and security and then you wake up in the morning to find the US have just rolled in at night, taken your president out of the, out of his house and back to the us, you're suddenly gonna be thinking to yourself, shit is our defense system. Are they any good? Do they actually work? Are they, is the US that far ahead of everybody else? And, and I feel like maybe this is what's just happened is like keeps the US on top for like the next a hundred years. Yeah. Maybe. I mean, I dunno a lot about. Uh, Venezuelan, uh, military or he was defending them or if, uh, if they had any backing in terms of defense for anyone? From anyone or it was just Venezuela and the probably slightly dilapidated, uh, armies and defense. Um, although we do know there's, like, there was training camps for different terrorist groups within Venezuela, but I dunno what, what kind of defense Russia, war China would offer other than I guess potentially tankers that were going backwards and forwards and maybe that the oil extraction points that they were involved in. I really dunno. So I've just, I've just, I've just chat gpt this because th. My theory was just a a, a wild theory. So we can't really just put it out there as a wild theory, but yeah. What China has supplied to why Yeah, why not? Yeah. Watch, why not? Yeah. In fact, forget the facts. Yeah, they did. Um, but so, and Friday comes from fried fish. Just, just remember that. Exactly. Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget. So, yeah, here we go. What China has supplied to Venezuela. So air defense and radar used for airspace monitoring, uh, military communications and electronic systems. Military transport and logistics and training and technical assistance. So presumably like their air defense and radar. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe may, maybe, maybe not. But there is definitely a, these are the things that are, um, so defensive capability. These are the things that we're told about, right? Mm-hmm. So there's always gonna be extra stuff. If, if we go back to like the Cuban Missile Crisis, it's like, oh no, we're just, you know, we're, we're not sending, we're just helping Cuba a little bit with stuff and putting loads of nukes in. Do you know what I mean? It's like there's always something being swept under the rug in there. Underneath. It's like, what are you sending? Oh, just, you know, bit bit of vodka and cheese. Uh, potato, A salad. Yeah. Pickles. A anything, any weapons? Definitely no weapons in that. Absolutely no chance. It's like a Chinese person going through customs in Australia. You got any food in that bag? No. No. Are you sure? Why is your back moving? Um, yeah, I mean, you always wonder, it always makes me wonder what goes on behind the scenes.'cause uh, you have this impression that there's. These two rivals, con uh, multiple rivals going up against each other and posturing and making different speeches. But say, with Venezuela, did, did, did the Chinese know it was gonna happen beforehand? Did Trump call up g at some point and go, look, uh, that thing you're doing with Venezuela, it's coming to an end. We we're going in tomorrow or make a deal with them? Is it all right? I, I dunno, there could be all kinds of things happening behind the scenes. We, we could just never, never figure out. Never imagine. Yeah, this is it. It's definitely are all these, these people really full on mortal enemies and always trying to get the upper hand over each other, and there's more times when they, they kind of work together. Uh, there times when they like to be able to put some fear into the population about the, the latest thing because that's, that makes a population easy to control or it takes the heat off something else that they're doing that's really dodgy or really bad for the country. Yeah, I I often think that it's probably like wwe. Right. Except for about, no anyone hidden each other with chairs or anything like that. Well, the, the, the chairs are like missiles and stuff, do you know what I mean? But they, they just make sure they only kill population members instead of anyone that matters, um, to them. Obviously population matters to me. I'm a man of the people. But yeah, I, I do think sometimes it's like WE and they're like, okay, so let, let's make it so Trump and Elon are friends. Oh yeah, that'll be fun. Now let's make 'em break up and start hitting each other with chairs. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. And then every now and again they're like, we need to have a Royal Rumble. It's been a long time. So you get World War II or World War three, you know? Yeah, maybe. I mean, that's the only worrying thing. Some protest. I think that's one of the only worrying things with, uh, you know, 'cause there's so much debt. Like every country it's debt to GGDP ratios are becoming. Pretty much equal. And that's, that's not a good thing. There's different ways to reset all of that and reset the debt back to zero. The last time it happened was World War ii. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And that's always worry and thing. How, how bad things get and how crazy do people get before we go, well, there's, there's one way we can reset this. Yeah. Yeah. I suppose it's in the hands of whoever the global Vince McMahon is in this situation pretty much in charge of. But I guess that would be WW Trump. Yeah. Or one of the rough childs maybe, which it could be. Yeah. And if any of the rothchilds are watching this, I'm only joking of course. Um, I'm, you know, just let me know, you know, what my bank account details are. So, uh, and we'd love to have you on as a guest. We would absolutely love Baron from Rothschild or whatever. Can you imagine? Yeah. Although I think he might be dead, so that would be a really weird podcast. Hey, Mr. Rothschild, that might, it might be, might be too much. Yeah. Yeah. Brilliant. So, speaking of, you know, global fame and influence, and obviously us keeping quiet about the Rothschilds podcasts are now part of the, the Golden Globes. Yeah. Funny, isn't it? It's almost as if like the sort of mainstream media and entertainment has realized that they're gradually becoming more obsolete in a way, and that more internet based things. Uh, more popular with people these days. Yeah, yeah. And that's why people would rather watch temporarily scripted than University challenge. Exactly. But the viewing figures could be like that by the end of the year. Yeah. And the questions we ask are almost as difficult. Yeah. And there's always at, at least the same or if not more intelligence in room just between us, Steve, and on a whole panel of university challenge. Um, absolutely. If you ever watched, we've definitely had more girlfriends than the average panel of university challenge, maybe. Yeah. Have you ever watched an episode of University Challenge? Yeah. Watched it a few times. Well, quite a lot of times when I was a kid. Yeah. I used to give myself a point if I understood the question. Yeah, because like the specialized subjects and Yeah, some of it's really, really deep. It's like super obscure. It's like going back to the time where Galileo discovered the planets and the, the sun went around the earth. What was the name of his dog's? Girlfriend's owner. Yeah. Okay. And that was probably quite a simple question. So yeah, I think the, the Golden Globes thing, it's a shame Ricky Javet doesn't host them anymore.'cause I would've been looking forward to getting roasted by him. Such a funny guy. Oh, I listened to, uh, an interview with him yesterday who's just so good. He said about like, free speech. And he said something along the lines of, so we have free speech. That means I have the freedom to say what I want. Uh, you have the freedom to be offended if you want to, and I have the freedom to decide whether I care or not that you are offended. And it's just like, just really cool, really funny. He nails it. I'm surprised he's, he's 65 years of age, Ricky Deva. Yeah. It's crazy. Isn't that He just does not seem that he is that old. Yeah, because when he was talk in this, the interview that I listened to, he was talking about like his early life and like the, the years that he was mentioning like the seventies and stuff like that. It's like, oh geez. Yeah, he is actually that old. It's crazy. And you know where he first, so there was a, oh man, I'm gonna do that annoying thing that I do every week where I say, do you remember that film that I can't remember the name of from the time and something happened in it that, that, I can't remember the time of from back in the day, but there was a, a Channel four TV show that used to be on super late at night. And I figured, was it the 11 o'clock show? Yes. Thank you. You've saved me, my savior.'cause I was just gonna ramble on about people whose names I can't remember and stuff that Yeah. May have hasn't in the past. I think it was Ian Lee, Daisy Donovan and Ali G had his first thing on Bear as well. Yeah. Ricky Eva was on it as well. Yeah, he was, uh, that was his big break. Yeah. Which is, yeah, that's a long time ago. Takes me back because I must have been like, like 16 or something when that was on tv. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. It was on the TV at the same time as Big Break, which was the snooker themed game show that used to be on TV with John. Yeah. Yeah. Things were simpler. And then Jim Davidson. Yeah. Oh, I don't think we're allowed to talk about him anymore. Yeah. He's not a popular man in some circles. Dunno why. No, I dunno what happened. I mean, a lot of people from that time aren't popular anymore. It's like at the same time you'd have like, uh, play your cards right? Or something like that. Or was it. Uh, some, what was it? Strike at Lucky or something and you had like Michael Barrymore do thing, like Yeah. You don't hear much of him since the body in his swimming pool. Incident. Incident, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The, the putting things inside people that end up dead in your swimming pool, that not a good look. It's, it's not really, but anyway. No, he's, you know, Michael Barrymore had, had like having like a rise back to, to fame. Right. Have you come across any of his videos? No. Is it like cleaning or, so I'm not sure if he's really out. That's, that's what I do. You'd have to come on. What are you known for the most? I'm, I'm not sure if he's really out. He's become super famous on like YouTube and TikTok and stuff, and he just makes videos of him, like go in and buying munchies from corner shops in London. He lives in a small flat with his dog and he's basically baked all the time, super baked and like really open about being baked. And he just goes to like the takeaway and he's got glasses that record when he walks around and he is just doing this sort of vlog thing. He's He's super popular. Yeah. People seem to have forgotten about because he was like a really funny guy. Like Yeah. Entertainment wise. Really. So quick witted and just one of them funny people that you want to laugh at in a good way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, and I mean, regardless of what happened, I don't think he's probably guilty of what happened, but he knows what went down. But yeah, it's crazy. I saw a video of that and the house he lived in at the time was this crazy mansion and now the dude just lives in a small flat in London. To be fair, that small flat in London probably costs as much as the mansion these days anyway. Yeah, it'd be like 5 million or something crazy. It's like a one bedroom ground for fat that's like 5 million pounds or something. But yeah, it makes videos of him go into the corner shop and buying loads of snacks and then picking up his Chinese and all of this kind of stuff. He's check out. It's great viewing. Yeah. Will do. Uh, sounds like a good way. Fantastic deal. Go. Yeah, totally, totally. Well, next up today's story is beavers. Well, who doesn't like a, a nice beaver story? I do. Yeah. I love a good beaver. Um, what's your favorite kind of beaver? Uh, a a beaver on a para shoes after reading this article. I love it. How about you? I love it. Yeah. So yeah, I like big ones, small ones, all kinds of beavers. To be honest, I'm not too picky. Nice. Okay. I hope no one clips fan and takes it outta context. That would be awful, wouldn't it? But yeah. So just like a, a story earlier on, this was from, uh, the popular Science magazine, and it's not breaking news or anything like that. It happened in 1948, but I just thought it was a, a, an interesting story. So basically in Idaho, uh, they decided to rehome or relocate a load of beavers. I think it was 76 of them. Because the, basically their, their habitat and the places they were, they'd kind of been trapped out of it. And because like the dams changed waterways and habitats and so they thought, right, let's, let's move them. So basically what they did is they made these kind of special crates that they could stick a beaver in and these crates had a parachute on, and then over the area, they just push 'em out of a plane. The boxes had some kind of mechanism on. So they'd land and then open, and then the beaver runs out and goes and has a, a nice time re beavering an area. Exactly this. I love that. It's a little bit beavering. Yeah. Yeah. I was just disappointed when I heard that it was in boxes. I kind of had this vision of like jumping outta plane with little parachutes on and getting shot at from the ground. Yeah, probably It's a beaver invasion. I can't decide if a beaver invasion is a good thing or a bad thing. Ah, fantastic. Which could, because this was in America and I remember like, uh, bill Hicks had this bit about like aliens and things like that, and had been like a UFO spotted, so people went out to see it and he's like retelling him the story and like, yeah, this guy goes, yeah, we went to see it. A lot of us were armed. And it's like, well, so are you gonna fight this like into stellar being but's, like you're gonna shoot at it? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe they just don't wanna make friends with it. We're just gonna try and blow it away. Yeah. I mean it's, we don't think it's gonna have better tech. Yeah. I mean, it's possible though that they're, they're, they're that much more advanced as to create that level of tech that they just didn't see a need for weapons. Yeah. That could, it could be a primitive thing that we need. We think there's a need for weapons. So once you remove that primitive need for weapons, they're like, ah, I don't never even thought of it. We were too busy solving world hunger or whatever. Yeah. But they just didn't take into account some people from, I dunno, some areas of Texas or whatever, Alabama or something that's just gonna thoroughly enjoy having weapons and blasting you out the sky. What's funny, when you said Alabama, it reminds me of an episode of Top Gear where they drive through Alabama and they're like, as they're driving in, there's a sign that says, welcome to Alabama. And it's just full of bullet holes. Nice. Like these people shoot their own sign just driving down the road. It's like, ha ha, let's shoot our sign. Like, what's that about? Anyway, moving on from American beavers and into British engineering. Obviously, we told a story a few weeks ago about the fastest shed in the world built by Ed the shed. What I like, yeah. By Ed the shed. What I like about this is that as much as the world thinks that Britain's fallen off and is not one of the powers, one of the leading countries in the world anymore, and you know that we've let ourselves down, I think we've just evolved and we're focusing now on what matters because not only do we have the world's fastest shed, we now have the world's fastest wheelie bin, which is astounding. Really. And it wasn't even Ed the Shed that came up with it. It was a guy, um, called Michael Warhead. Uh, I was trying to think of a play on words for, well, it might be fitting wheely bin. When you, when you're in a wheelie bin going 55 miles an hour, the chances of the wall colliding with your head is maybe quite high, and I like that. It might go to hospital for reason. It sounds similar to his name. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he was a BIM man, but he's from York and yeah, he, he took the world's fastest wheelie bin to 55 miles per hour for those of us watching from Europe. That's 88.344 kilometers per hour. And he claims since then, privately he's got it up to 66 miles an hour. Ah, but no one can, you know, no one can validate that unverified, but I wouldn't unverified. Yeah, you never know. You never know. And, and what's even better about this story, I find, is that it was a, it wasn't a new world record. He's beaten someone else's world record. So course he has. He's not, yep. He's not the first man to make the world's fastest wheelie bin, because there'll be a very sad gentleman waking up early in 2026 who goes by the name of Andy Jennings, who set the previous world record of 45 miles per hour in a wheelie bin in 2001, which is still, it's, it's a decent speed on its own. Really. Yeah. Wow. And uh, I think it'd be quite tar. Terrifying as well. In a way going at like 50 miles an hour in a wheelie bin. It's quite fast, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. It is quite fast. If you think about riding a motorbike at that speed, you know about it. You know it, it is whipping. Yeah. And the wind would be blown through my hair at that. Yeah. I mean, a long time ago. No, in my eyebrows. Right in my eyebrows. I mean, eyebrow hair never seems to stop growing. I've noticed it just, are they pubes? I suppose they are pubes. They, no, they're not pubes are they? Because you have them from Yeah. Can imagine. Can you imagine the world where eyebrows are pubes and you don't get 'em until you're 13? That would actually be really funny. Uh, funny. Yeah. But as you get older, you, I dunno if you've not got them yet, but you get like the occasional, extra ones sort of like extra long. Yeah. Yeah. And I, I have tweezers now as a result. Occasionally have, you know, I notice it's like in my eye line and I've got like, yeah, there you go. I mean, you could get, I wonder if there's such a thing as an eyebrow comb. You just sort of, I would imagine there is, if not, you could probably adapt another kind of comb that would be quite similar, I would imagine. I was just gonna add it to my product line of brain powder, brain powder, eyebrow combs, and you'll get ahead of this. So a very diverse and interesting online store. Yeah, I think you got room you could buy all free a package. Yeah, like a new year. New year, new you package. You know, um, yeah, you just need to make some AI videos with, of like some, someone who looks like a doctor talking about the health benefits. And I think you're away. Uh, we're not suggesting that you do that, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, that's just us joking around. Definitely. You shouldn't make fake AI videos of doctors saying things. Um, uh, that's, that's probably true. De definitely don't do that. But yes, don't do that. Don't do that. But if you do, do it. Give us a comment, let us know. It works. And a cut if you make any profits. No, again, that's not real unsubscribe of course, but Yeah. Um, I think it was Kellogg of Kellogg's that came up with a yoga enema. Okay. Yeah. He was like a fruity, a fruity child, a fruity individual. Not a child. He wasn't a child. What am I talking about? Yeah. Kellogg, um, had loads of like weird things that he used to. They were good for health and they were kind of cruelty. I'm sure that's where I got the yogurt enema from. Did they involve this product? Yeah. Yeah. So it said he advocated the frequent use of an enema machine to cleanse the bowel with several gallons of water. Yeah, but that's a, wait, no, that's, that, that's that. We've got crossed over here. He was into enemas. I dunno how, I dunno how we've gone down this route. I'm sorry. It's a, it is quite a long way from the world's fastest wheelie, Ben. So, so apparently, yeah, Kellogg, um, it's not the Kellogg, it's his brother. But he was contemptuous of his brother and tried to thwart his success by promoting yoga enemies. And, uh, apparently he made cornflakes to try and curb masturbation, but this is just on Reddit, so I dunno if it's true or I dunno. He made them prescribed granola as a treatment for his patients. He sounds like a genius. W was it part, yeah. Was it partly that like, uh, I dunno, you had like his brother, I guess, who was the Kellogg guy that with the conflicts and did you think, okay, well I've got people buying products to put in one end. Can I not govern to buy products to put in the other end as well? I, I dunno, this is, this is insane. I, I'm sorry. I have to read this story for the viewers and for you before we move into our weekly top five, but, so basically this guy prescribed granola as a treatment for his pa for his patients. And because food quality was horrible at the time. Most meat was sold, was green at the time. So, but everyone had stomach problems, right? So Kellogg developed granola as an easily digested food. And then his brother will saw the patient struggling to eat the granola and decided that adding milk would soften it, which made it an instant hit. So will want it to make a market of granola with milk in it and sell it to the masses. But John was like, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't wanna sully my reputation by becoming a basic businessman. I'm just obsessed with my tiny empire at the sanitarium. Hmm. So, yeah. So it came from two brothers that ran a sanitarium trying to feed granola to their patients. Hmm. Wow. Interesting. Amazing. And then apparently a mysterious fire broke out and destroyed the sanitarium. So then they started their Kellogg company. Hmm. Um, from Be was born the staple of many people's breakfast. The rest is history. And he said, Cheerio to the sanitarium. I would've thought like, uh oh, that's a good one. I would've thought granola was probably healthier than the subsequent cornflakes. Yeah, yeah, because it is just like mashed up corn basically, isn't it? With some additives. I gran mean to be fair's a bit more. Real things sy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, to be fair that the, the clue is in the name right, the box corn Flakes. It's not like they're trying to, they're not trying to, there's no pull one over conspiracy here. Yeah. They're not, they're not trying to pull the one over your eyes. Yeah. Maybe not anyway, back to our weekly segment, the this week's top five from temporally Scripted a little bit interesting. So, I mean, they're always interesting, but this one's got an interesting title. Adam, take it away. Oh, just a little bit interesting. Maybe it's less interesting than the previous ones. Uh, I, I dunno. Uh, but yeah, so this week it's uh, top five Florida man headlines.'cause I guess we've probably all seen, um, and there's been different memes about it in the past where there's always some ridiculous story about a Florida man and the headline is always Florida Man, blah, blah, blah. Or you can do a thing where you Google your birthday and then Florida man and it'll usually come up with some hilarious, uh, news story. Nice. So yeah. So he is five of them. Uh, number one, the headline was Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Live Alligator into Wendy's Drive-Through Window. Uh, this happened in 2015 in Jupiter, Florida. He pulled up to the drive-thru, got served, and then threw, tossed a live alligator through the window into the restaurants. Uh, authorities described it as a prank. Um, uh, but yeah, uh, the alligator was recovered and released and, uh, I don't know if he was actually charged with anything, but he was told by the courts, please don't go near Wendy's anymore, which I felt was kind of funny. Yeah. I feel like there's been a misunderstanding here. What, like he threw it by accident? Yeah. Or maybe he just wanted them to cook it. He is on a diet where he can't have beef or chicken, and he likes Wendy's. So he, he just said to the, you know, do you mind cooking my alligator for me? And the message never got sent from the first window to the second window. So when he, you know, the first window is like, just take it down to the first window and put it in.'cause it's nearer the kitchen. Then when he chucked it in, they're all like, wow, I wasn't expecting that. I think it's just a breakdown in communication. I guess so. It must have been quite a small alligator as well, I would've thought.'cause that's it. Someone tooks an alligator at you and it's not even big. Who cares? I mean, maybe they did overreact and it is just, uh, just, just a prank really. Uh, massive overreaction. Yeah. And number two, Florida man riding human sized hamster wheel in Atlantic Ocean faces federal charges. So, uh, this man attempted an ocean journey in a homemade human powered floating device, widely described as a giant hamster wheel. He called it a hydro pod. That sounds cooler. It does. Yeah. I wanna buy one, uh right. Get some brain powder down me and go out and buy and I broke, come in your eyebrows along the way and do whatever else. Um, so yeah, the Coast Guard found him offshore somewhere and said voyage was unsafe. Um, and yeah, and so got told to please stop doing this. Um, I dunno if he actually got any federal charges. I couldn't find that out. But it was just a funny story. Uh, just DIY engineering and, uh, a lot of confidence, I guess. I like that he was spotted 70 miles off the coast. I mean, that's, that's quite sympathetic, isn't it? It's not just a little bit out one that tells you how good the, the Coast Guard is in America. Two, the hydro pod clearly works. Um. Completely. Number three, Florida man arrested after bizarre forklift and ATM dry ride pri the streets. So the police, this was back in, oh no, this was 2025, uh, not that long ago. Uh, so the police say the. This guy stole a forklift and then used it to take an ATM machine. And then he just started driving through town, like he was doing a mission in a, a video game. Um, and then it's like every detail makes more questions. So one, how did you get the forklift? How did no one stop him immediately? And why does ATM joy ride sound like an attraction at a theme park for bad decisions anyway? Reportedly it ended with an arrest. Uh, but yeah, we don't really know what what will happen next, but you can, I know what happened, but of this guy being quite happy, driving around in his forklift with an ATM would probably, well, must've been like tens, at least tens of thousands of dollars. Yeah, I, I reckon he got a hundred thousand dollars from Rockstar Games and they're gonna use it to help them promote the new Grand Theft Auto, which comes out this year, which is based in Miami. So maybe that's it. Right? So it actually could be, but it is pretty funny. Uh, what did we have next? Okay. This one wasn't quite a Florida man story, but it was when a Florida man calls 9 1 1 to brag about fleeing deputy. Uh, so yeah, basically some guy was getting chased by the cops and he got away from the cops. Uh, so he called 9 1 1 not to report an emergency, but to brag that he'd gotten away and to complain about, about the police response. That's fantastic. Just saying like, I'd like to speak to a manager. You guys are absolutely rubbish. That's amazing. That's worth it. That's worth the arrest. Fair play to him. It kind of is really. Totally, yeah. I do the same. Right. What's the last, um, the last one, Florida man tries to steal 26 cars from jail parking lot just after being released. So, um, which it's slightly misleading, but basically this guy was released from jail and then almost immediately was spotted checking car doors in the jail, parking lots, reportedly trying multiple vehicles 'cause he needed a ride home according to him. Uh, but yeah, I mean, that's blatantly what he was trying to do. So for staff, Ty was doing this and took him straight back into custody. That's fantastic. I love that. What a story and what a top five this week Florida Man did is a great one. And perhaps the, you know, there's, there's one in there where we could do like, you know, Liverpool, man. No, that's a Bullwell man. We'll get we'll get a Bullwell Man bubble. Oh bubble. For those of you that don't know, Bullwell is a small town on the edge of Nottingham in the uk. Well, Adam Uhhuh brings us to the end. It does the end of our 40th episode of Temporarily Scripted. Yeah, that, that went pretty quick. It's actually my 44th birthday tomorrow as well, so it almost almost ties in. Wow. Wow. Four, four. Some would age, some would say I'm aging, like a, a fine wine. Some would say I'm aging like milk. But either way, someone's told me that you were aging like David Beckham. They kept saying it repeatedly. Uh, right. Yeah. Yeah. I would've put you a day above 42 Adam. Right. Oh, well, thanks. That's a, that's a big compliment. There you go. There you go. Well, viewers, if you've got this far, thank you very much. We appreciate your support. Don't forget to like, subscribe, comment, share it with your nan, sit down and watch it on a Saturday night instead of going out and having fun. And until next time, I've been Jack Austin. I've been Austin Garcia.