Temporally Scripted
Ever notice how the people who claim to have all the answers usually have the most boring lives?
We spent our twenties in underground clubs and festival fields, then built businesses in Vietnam.
Now we're watching Western culture implode from 8,000 miles away.
From historical figures to simulation theory, from AI's impact to why clever people often end up miserable - we tackle questions that keep curious minds awake.
We're not experts claiming to have it all figured out, just two guys navigating a complicated world.
This isn't about optimisation or morning routines.
This is for people who know the best insights come from strange places.
New episodes of Temporally Scripted are available every Saturday.
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Episodes
51 episodes
SHE DRANK 14 TEQUILAS & GOT $300K ...plus deepfake politicians & a 12ft support alligator
NASA'S $30 MILLION TOILET BROKE ...plus Claude leaked & a fake AI doctor "billionaire"
DID WE FAKE THE MOON LANDING? ...plus Meta fined $375M & a 194-year-old tortoise crypto scam
Banksy Identity Revealed, Meningitis Outbreak & Goldfish Breaks Driving Record
Oil Hits $100 A Barrel, AI Costs $600 Billion & Woman Gets 13 Years For 25-Year Captivity
America Invades Iran, Police Work From Home & $23K Cat Feeding Hustle
BBC Left Tourette's Slur Unedited For 12 Hours & Thai Police Dress As Lions To Catch Criminals
Prince Andrew Arrested On His 60th Birthday & AI Will Keep You Posting After Death
Prince Andrew, AI Psychosis & Why The Moon Rings Like A Bell
Mandelson, Epstein & The Files That Changed Everything
Cow Uses Tools, Elephant Kills 22 People & The Welsh Health Ambassador Controversy
55 MPH Wheelie Bin Breaks World Record + China's AI Breakthrough & Brain Powder Exposed
Are Psychopaths Born Evil? Plus Venezuela Chaos & Victorian Tapeworm Weight Loss
Our Festive Special: Weight Loss Drugs, Driverless Cars & Christmas Disasters
£12 Billion COVID Fraud Exposed + Chernobyl's Mutant Animals Are Evolving
Physicists Just Proved We're NOT Living in a Simulation
Facebook's Secret Study: Our Platform Makes You Depressed
AI Song Hits 2.3 Million Listeners (But There's a Catch)
Someone Failed Their Driving Test 128 Times It Cost £3000
Humanoid Robots Cost Less Than Care Homes
AI Bubble About to Pop? Bank of England Issues Warning
2 Years of Doing The Same Thing Every Day (Results Inside)
They're Using AI to Talk to Dead People (This Won't End Well)
The Media Empire That Controls Your Brain Just Changed Hands