Temporally Scripted
Ever notice how the people who claim to have all the answers usually have the most boring lives?
We spent our twenties in underground clubs and festival fields, then built businesses in Vietnam.
Now we're watching Western culture implode from 8,000 miles away.
From historical figures to simulation theory, from AI's impact to why clever people often end up miserable - we tackle questions that keep curious minds awake.
We're not experts claiming to have it all figured out, just two guys navigating a complicated world.
This isn't about optimisation or morning routines.
This is for people who know the best insights come from strange places.
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Latest Episodes
A MILLION YOUNG BRITS JUST DROPPED OUT
A million young Brits aren't working or studying. We were both NEETs, so we'd know. Two expats unpack why an entire generation checked out, and where all the first jobs went.The UK just passed one million 16 to 24-year-olds not in educat...
TONY BLAIR NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT
Tony Blair quit politics twenty years ago. So why does it look like he's still running the country?Two Brits abroad dig into the Blair Institute, the billionaire money, and the net zero row with Starmer.Jack and Adam break down To...
WHY THE UK FALLS APART EVERY TIME IT HITS 30°C
The UK just hit 35°C and immediately fell apart. Again. Two Brits in 42°C Vietnam watch the chaos and ask why their home country can't cope with a warm day.The UK has broken its hottest-ever May record, and Jack and Adam break down the a...
TRUMP IS DAY-TRADING AND IT'S COMPLETELY LEGAL
Trump made 3,700 stock trades in 90 days while president. Nobody's talking about it. Plus Musk loses the OpenAI case, AI's $115 billion hole, and Southampton's spygate meltdown.Jack and Adam dig into Trump's Q1 2026 trading disclosure: 3...
FARAGE'S SECRET £5M GIFT EXPOSED AFTER REFORM'S LANDSLIDE
Reform's landslide just broke UK politics, and Farage's £5m gift could end it all. Two British expats break down a week of political chaos, fake food, and UFO committees.Jack and Adam unpack the 2026 UK local election earthquake: Reform'...