SOS Gab & Eti, a tale of Bullamanka, satirizes outhouse pretension, historical revisionism, historic preservation, and the glorification of mundane objects. It uses rambling, digressive prose to tell the story of the Orgrease family's attempts to deal with their inherited portable toilet, and the ensuing chaos. The narrative jumps between Gabriel's ghostwritten memoir, the siblings' current predicament, and bizarre historical tangents, including their ancestor Matthew's prolific family, Judge Uckerknobb's conspiracy theories, and Pastor Jicklo's surreal teletransportation experience. It further explores the "Walking Outhouse," the debate over preserving or replacing the Orgrease toilet, and the George Washington Shat Here Foundation's quest for presidential excrement.