We're all over the place this week, but one thing is certain: we don't really care what Turnstile's up to.

This week Mikey embarks upon a long-awaited apology tour.

Day one of FYA was a lot of fun. We talk about it. Spoiler alert: we didn't go day two because we had to nurse our old ass bodies back to health.

This week, Shane and Mikey talk about how 2026 is going to be their year if they don't die during Kickback's set at FYA. Which is a distinct possibility. Mikey wrote this the day before FYA. He could be dead right now.

Matt and Mikey ring in the New Year with a discussion of flea markets, those who survived the goth wars, celebrities and their big mouths, violence, and a few more records of 2025.