I mean, what do you even do with a Grammy?

We're all over the place this week, but one thing is certain: we don't really care what Turnstile's up to.

This week Mikey embarks upon a long-awaited apology tour.

Day one of FYA was a lot of fun. We talk about it. Spoiler alert: we didn't go day two because we had to nurse our old ass bodies back to health.

This week, Shane and Mikey talk about how 2026 is going to be their year if they don't die during Kickback's set at FYA. Which is a distinct possibility. Mikey wrote this the day before FYA. He could be dead right now.

Matt and Mikey ring in the New Year with a discussion of flea markets, those who survived the goth wars, celebrities and their big mouths, violence, and a few more records of 2025.

It's the final episode of the year, and we talk records of the year. We also imagine Shane as a found footage beast, protecting his hoarder house from Matt Paxton and Dr. Zazio.

This week, Shane develops necrosis from a spider bite, Mikey glazes Rob Lind, and Matt attains his true form, and it rhymes with Piss Shingle.

Mikey got married, and Matt's worrying about opening for Epitaph Records recording artist, Vanna. How the turn tables.

This week we resurrect some long-dead nomenclature, discuss the pickle festival/ Kids Like Us and Mongoloids show in Tampa, and talk about the new Converge song.

Modgunney Rod Rickney.

This week Matt reaches terminal Skindred capacity.

We return from our forced hiatus to give you our favorite records of the year (so far). DON'T ARGUE.

This week, we have Sam Kooby of Beastplague on for an extra-spooky spectacular. We talk the Kickback reunion in Brooklyn (which Sam attended), horror movies, scary bands, and do a creepy-crawly episode of Rankage. And boy, did Shane have some t...

This week Matt tells us all about how Keith Buckley inspired him to major in English and how he achieved his lifelong dream of seeing Sonata Arctica live.On this week's Right Profile:

This week, we recap Night Shift Party Weekend IV. Huzzah!Episode Links:Arlemi

Matt and Mikey tackle the saliant topics of the day because while big game hunters stalk Shane through the wilderness.Episode Links:Ber...

This week, Mikey is joined by Matt and Chance, friends of the show from Daytona, and much talk is had over the demise of Tir Na Nog, their many black metal bands, and people who roll around in broken computers because it's art. Mikey also speak...

We've been far too positive lately, so this week, the fires of hate are reignited, and we break down why everything you like is stupid.On this week's Right Profile:

We got tickets to FYA, so we're gonna talk about it.This week there can only be one Right Profile:Wrong Side of Heaven: En...

Matt is in a realm of light and beauty, so Shane and Mikey shout at each other about what's been good lately.Great Falls

Does throwing your body around carelessly and violently while playing music matter? Tune in as we discuss this and other burning questions you didn't need answered. The answer is yes.

This week, Matt and Mikey discuss the defining hardcore band of our generation. And surprisingly, it's not Hatebreed.SCARAB

We have a philosophical conversation for which the catalyst was Jayway. Enjoy.Advent

While Shane was trying to convince the TSA that he was human enough to get on a plane, Matt and Mikey counted down some lists.