This week, Shane develops necrosis from a spider bite, Mikey glazes Rob Lind, and Matt attains his true form, and it rhymes with Piss Shingle.

Mikey got married, and Matt's worrying about opening for Epitaph Records recording artist, Vanna. How the turn tables.

This week we resurrect some long-dead nomenclature, discuss the pickle festival/ Kids Like Us and Mongoloids show in Tampa, and talk about the new Converge song.

Modgunney Rod Rickney.

This week Matt reaches terminal Skindred capacity.

We return from our forced hiatus to give you our favorite records of the year (so far). DON'T ARGUE.

This week, we have Sam Kooby of Beastplague on for an extra-spooky spectacular. We talk the Kickback reunion in Brooklyn (which Sam attended), horror movies, scary bands, and do a creepy-crawly episode of Rankage. And boy, did Shane have some t...

This week Matt tells us all about how Keith Buckley inspired him to major in English and how he achieved his lifelong dream of seeing Sonata Arctica live.On this week's Right Profile:

This week, we recap Night Shift Party Weekend IV. Huzzah!Episode Links:Arlemi

Matt and Mikey tackle the saliant topics of the day because while big game hunters stalk Shane through the wilderness.Episode Links:Ber...

This week, Mikey is joined by Matt and Chance, friends of the show from Daytona, and much talk is had over the demise of Tir Na Nog, their many black metal bands, and people who roll around in broken computers because it's art. Mikey also speak...

We've been far too positive lately, so this week, the fires of hate are reignited, and we break down why everything you like is stupid.On this week's Right Profile:

We got tickets to FYA, so we're gonna talk about it.This week there can only be one Right Profile:Wrong Side of Heaven: En...

Matt is in a realm of light and beauty, so Shane and Mikey shout at each other about what's been good lately.Great Falls

Does throwing your body around carelessly and violently while playing music matter? Tune in as we discuss this and other burning questions you didn't need answered. The answer is yes.

This week, Matt and Mikey discuss the defining hardcore band of our generation. And surprisingly, it's not Hatebreed.SCARAB

We have a philosophical conversation for which the catalyst was Jayway. Enjoy.Advent

While Shane was trying to convince the TSA that he was human enough to get on a plane, Matt and Mikey counted down some lists.

How about some more of our records of the year so far? HUH?!Big Symmetry: Pet Symmetry

Our recording issues continued this week, but we'll be back in full force next week. Until then, here's a peek behind the Patreon curtain at our new show, Rankage.

This week we discover just what went wrong to lead us off the path of respectability and into the dungeons of our youth, resulting in the crumbling husks you listen to every week. Well, probably not every week. Sporadically, we'll say. 

This week the boys are back, and we discuss Shane's son crowd surfing for the first time, as well as the new Turnstile record.On this week's Right Profile:

Shane and Mikey discuss the storied video game franchise and accompanying soundtracks that had us skanking and push moshing in our bedrooms, circa 1999.On this week's Right Profile:

Matt's making a pizza in a piazza this week, so Shane and Mikey list all the picks.On this week's Right Profile:PSYCHO-FRAME

Rockville happened and we went to see Terror. Soon we'll be dead.On this week's Right Profile:Choof