You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack
Get up close and personal with Natalie Noack as she takes you through her life in NYC, stream-of-consciousness-style. Join her for honest, unfiltered chats about mental health, dating, friendships, and more.
Episodes
79 episodes
#79 Breach of Trust
Natalie has lots of opinions this morning. Putting someone on speaker in public without telling them is a huge red flag, so watch out! She's getting her last matcha today before going home for the holidays (shoutout to Matchaful). She and her f...
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Episode 79
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14:07
#78 Do You Have the Time?
Natalie needs to stop going to holiday markets on the weekends. She isn't great at wrapping presents, but that's why they make bags and tissue paper. She had a very uncomfortable interaction at a clothing store this morning, and she can't stop ...
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Episode 78
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13:47
#77 Stick Your Face in Your Freezer!
Natalie is trying to fight a bout of depression, and she thinks she might be able to. (Spoiler Alert: She was not able to... and it came on stronger than ever the next day! Fun times!) She is going home for the holidays, and she can't wait to d...
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Episode 77
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16:06
#76 Painting Night & Pineapple
Natalie is on a pineapple kick! But she won't be eating on mic because chewing sounds are NOT allowed on this podcast. Her sleep game is still going strong. She has simplified certain aspects of her life recently, and pretty much everything is ...
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Episode 76
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18:13
#75 Grocery Store Sushi
Natalie is podcasting from the arctic. (Not really. It's just super cold in NYC.) You probably shouldn't trust grocery store sushi. Her sleep routine is better than ever, and she is so grateful for it. She's going home for the holidays, and is ...
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Episode 75
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16:31
#74 It's All About the Craft, Man
Natalie can't stop watching a docuseries on Hulu, and she wants you to watch it too. She's still itching to move, and she won't shut up about it! Pinterest is fun, but please don't mistake her for a "Pinterest girlie." Natalie doesn't ...
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Episode 74
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19:35
#73 Get Some Swatches
The Turkey Trot was a big success! Natalie needs a boyfriend so he can wake up at 6am and hold her water bottle while she runs; that's the only requirement as of now, so if you're interested, please send your résumé via DM. Natalie is getting s...
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Episode 73
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13:40
#72 You Can Milk Anything
Natalie is podcasting from the tropics! The Turkey Trot 5K race is a few days away, and she's wondering why any of this even matters in the first place. But she's still as competitive as can be, so she definitely has a goal time. Natalie is loo...
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Episode 72
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16:00
#71 Battery Acid
Natalie attempted to decorate for Christmas today, but she didn't get very far. Queen Angela is coming to town, and Natalie is gonna try to get her on the pod. She got some new running shoes and she is nerding out HARD. After a lesson on "shoe ...
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Episode 71
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16:49
#70 Who's The Hot Guy In Your Show?
Natalie is podcasting bright and early on a Monday, which is a rare occurrence. She meditated this morning and is feeling quite optimistic. Being grateful for what you have is the only way to open yourself up to new opportunities. It's almost i...
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Episode 70
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16:22
#69 Chili When It's Chilly
Natalie is bored of her regular running route, so she's mixing things up. She isn't a trail runner, but she got a taste of it today and isn't a fan. Her bagel order created too much chaos this morning, and she's still thinking about it. Friday ...
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Episode 69
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15:34
#68 Setting a Boundary
No, Natalie does not have a boyfriend. She's busy for other reasons! Eating dinner foods for breakfast is underrated; pad thai at 9am is an excellent choice. Natalie has been working with her therapist on setting boundaries, and she reminds the...
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Episode 68
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14:11
#67 My Annual Celsius
Natalie feels like a morning radio host sometimes. She's upset about a new study that links melatonin supplements to heart failure. She watched SNL this past Saturday, and loved every minute of it! The Turkey Trot is just around the corner, and...
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Episode 67
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16:14
#66 Labubu, Lafufu, Labarfbarf
Is Natalie allergic to gluten or wheat (or both)? Only time will tell. None of the good coffee shops have restrooms, so she needs to plan accordingly. Asking a marathon runner what time they ran is a bold choice. Having spacial awareness is see...
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Episode 66
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17:51
#65 Fall Back
Has Natalie unpacked her suitcase yet? The answer is exactly what you think it is. The NYC Marathon coincided with Daylight Savings, and Natalie was nervous for the runners. She might run a marathon at some point, but not anytime soon. Getting ...
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Episode 65
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16:19
#64 To Be Determined
Natalie is overwhelmed in the best way! Today's episode is short, but hopefully it's better than no episode at all. Halloween in NYC is chaotic, so please remind Natalie to stay home next year. Keeping plants alive is not her strong suit, but s...
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Episode 64
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13:18
#63 Get The Hell Back
Natalie is back after a nice long weekend in the Midwest! She has been thinking a lot about family, and what that word actually means to her. Blood relatives are kind of overrated, especially if they don't put in the work. Living in NYC has mad...
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Episode 63
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21:59
#62 I’m Becoming One of Those People
When you unsend a text, is it ever fully unsent? Natalie is fed up with her phone's texting trickery. She can't stand making plans, but once they're made, don't you dare cancel them! Just kidding; she's probably happy you cancelled. Is it bette...
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Episode 62
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28:37
#61 Toxic Positivity
Natalie is churning out the pods, and being ahead of schedule is a great feeling. She's allergic to ragweed, which is in full bloom right now. Singing in front of college-aged musical theatre students is terrifying. Some influencers love to wat...
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Episode 61
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23:08
#60 Don’t Touch My Hair: It’s Not Mine
Natalie has no idea what day it is. She doesn't want to assume that everyone listens to every episode of the pod, but she also doesn't want to sound like a broken record. Is it weird to hang your socks to dry? Probably. Natalie's hair is fine.....
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Episode 60
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22:38
#59 A Day Without Caffeine
Natalie has a very exciting trip coming up... and she has a feeling that a few listeners might be there too :) Iron supplements are important, and Natalie has been slacking on that front. Caffeine withdrawal is REAL, and it's hitting her hard t...
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Episode 59
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31:08
#58 Not Gonna Tell Daniel
Natalie is questioning everything, as per usual. Unprocessed emotions lead to MORE emotions, and it's just a matter of time before they're released. Natalie spent three hours at the Apple Store, made some friends, and regrets a big software mis...
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Episode 58
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24:07
#57 Take My Power Back
The "big" nor'easter is extremely underwhelming, and the job security of a meteorologist is absolutely astounding. Natalie loves running in the rain. Her patience was tested this past weekend, and she found a way to change her thought process. ...
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Episode 57
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28:57