
You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack
Get up close and personal with comedian Natalie Noack as she takes you through her life in NYC, stream-of-consciousness-style. Join her for honest, unfiltered chats about mental health, dating, friendships, navigating the comedy scene, and more.
Episodes
31 episodes
#31 Unspoken Rules
It's Monday, and it's gonna be a great week. Natalie is having a pillow problem, and she needs to tell you about it. She is a sensitive lady, and she's trying to see the positive side of that, which can be difficult. She was tasked by her thera...
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Episode 31
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25:14

#30 I Love a Jazz Hand
It's Friday, the new kitchen appliances are in, and Natalie is thrilled. She's been writing more, which gives her a major sense of accomplishment. But she really needs to fix her inner monologue because she's way too hard on herself. She also n...
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Episode 30
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25:14

#29 "One Take Noack"
Happy Hump Day! Natalie tried to record this pod earlier today, and it was boring as hell. So, she's back for another attempt, and this time, she's sitting on the floor. (Floorcast?) It's gloomy outside, and Natalie is feeling it. But she isn't...
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Episode 29
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27:34

#28 Comin' In Hot
Natalie is not an expert on refrigerators, contrary to popular belief. The new appliances are on the way, but it all goes downhill very quickly. She shares some new joke premises that she might work out on stage soon. Natalie realizes she used ...
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Episode 28
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32:08

#27 Trail of Eyelashes
Happy Friday! Natalie is in her natural habitat - drinking tea and podcasting from her couch. Her eyelash extensions are gone for now, but don't worry. They'll be back soon. Natalie's kitchen appliances are all falling apart, but they're old as...
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Episode 27
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25:47

#26 Jealousy Is a Good Indicator
Hate comments are the worst! Natalie talks about how she handles negative feedback. It all comes down to having empathy for the person on the other end of a mean comment. On a lighter note, the listeners need a name! Noack Pack? Packers? Get yo...
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Episode 26
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26:15

#25 Rickety Rackety
Is it procrastination? Or is it delaying unnecessary things until they become necessary? That's the big question of the week. The podcast turns 25 today, which means its frontal lobe is fully developed AND it can rent a car. How neat is that. N...
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Episode 25
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29:00

#24 Medium of Expression
You'll Never Guess who Natalie ran into at New York Comedy Club last night... If you listened to the last episode, then yes, it's who you think it is. As you can imagine, it was quite an eventful night. The good news is that she felt great abou...
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Episode 24
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27:08

#23 On My Butt For What?
Natalie is podcasting from her favorite pier in NYC! There was no Monday episode, but you guys were cool about it, so thank you for that. Natalie canceled her date this week, and she breaks it all down for you. She talks about wanting a "mascul...
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Episode 23
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25:54

#22 Strange Adult Summer Camp
I don't know about you... but this pod is 22 (sorry, I had to). Natalie is drinking a prebiotic "soda" and for some reason, it's making her feel a little loopy. She nerds out on some major marathon news; the female world record holder has been ...
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33:44

#21 Kesha and Conan
Natalie doesn't understand the appeal of Love Island, but she is all-in on Big Brother. She talks about voyeurism, and why we are all so interested in watching other people's lives. She was invited to a "garden party" at her b...
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Episode 21
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23:52

#20 Shady Stuff
We made it to episode 20! Can you believe it? Natalie kind of can. In this episode, Natalie talks about her latest therapy session, and gives an example of how speaking things into existence actually works. Per a listener's request, she explain...
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Episode 20
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28:40

#19 Toxic Cuticle Gel
Natalie is fed up with nail salon prices in NYC, so here she is, doing her own nails live on the pod. She discusses the feeling of constantly needing to write new stand-up material (when instead, she should work more on the material she's alrea...
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Episode 19
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28:46

#18 Crack Tea w/ Angela (Natalie's Mom)
Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) is back by popular demand! Join Natalie and Angela as they run errands around NYC, including a donation drop-off and a quest for the best gluten-free bagel. Back at Natalie's apartment, they discuss camping, blue te...
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Episode 18
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30:23

#17 Roller Derby
It's Wednesday, and Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) is on her way to NYC. Natalie starts the pod by giving a special shout out to the international listeners! During the recording of this pod, her upstairs neighbors are seemingly engaging in a liv...
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Episode 17
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24:52

#16 Down To Flock
Natalie is podcasting from a random park on the Upper East Side, and the pigeons are terrifying. They are attempting to procreate, and Natalie is not happy about it. She shares an inspirational sentiment from an Instagram reel, and explains how...
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Episode 16
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26:30

#15 Inner Potato
It's Friday, and this is the third episode of the week. It's a miracle! Today, Natalie takes a deep dive into her very specific sleep requirements. She talks about not wanting kids, and judging her own feelings. She questions reality competitio...
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Episode 15
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26:13

#14 A "Fan" Showed Up
Natalie is podcasting in the morning -- a rare occasion. She reminisces about her childhood talkshow dreams, and tells you about her recent therapy appointment. There's a heat wave in NYC, and she is staying inside, which unfortunately involves...
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Episode 14
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23:55

#13 Santa With Muscles
Happy Monday! Or is it? Honestly, Natalie is pretty bummed out on Sunday night thinking about the week ahead. But podcasting makes her happy, so it's all good. Natalie takes you through the google doc where she keeps track of all of her jokes. ...
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Episode 13
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24:04

#12 A Little Spicy
Natalie is back again, sooner than expected. She's trying to crank out more pods because the people have spoken, and the people want more episodes! Today, she is sorting through her feelings about a recent text to her ex. Earlier this morning, ...
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Episode 12
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20:55

#11 Red Carpet, Green Room
In this episode, Natalie tells you about her first-ever red carpet experience at the premiere of "Materialists" while she re-heats a pizza. Then, she answers your questions! Natalie shares some self-care tips, and explains why she...
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Episode 11
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22:39

#10 A Ferret on Each Eye
This week, Natalie is busy preparing for her first ever red carpet! What's it for? She cannot say. But she will post about it soon, so stay tuned! Her red carpet prep includes eyelash extensions and ordering "contraptions" for under her dress. ...
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Episode 10
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26:01

#9 You Need to Plug Things
This week, Natalie answers "would you rather" questions from the listeners! The takeaway: Deep dish pizza and soup are indistinguishable from one another, in her opinion.
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Episode 9
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25:39

#8 I Don't Know Who Paul Is
Natalie is back after a busy two weeks! She recorded clips throughout the hiatus, but just didn't have time to edit them until now. In this episode, she tells you about some fun work events and the "stress" of getting ready for them. In other n...
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Episode 8
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43:10

#7 My Cheeks Hurt w/ Queen Angela (Natalie's Mom)
Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) has arrived! She is visiting Natalie in NYC, and they're having a great week. Here's what you need to know: They are on cloud nine after seeing Nikki Glaser's stand-up tour, Angela is not a fan of taking the subway,...
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Episode 7
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25:58
