
You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack
Get up close and personal with comedian Natalie Noack as she takes you through her life in NYC, stream-of-consciousness-style. Join her for honest, unfiltered chats about mental health, dating, friendships, navigating the comedy scene, and more.
Episodes
50 episodes
#50 Episode 50 Extravaganza
It's episode 50! Natalie is so grateful for each and every listener who has stuck around through the first 50 episodes. In this special edition of the pod, Natalie answers 50 questions! From lessons she's learned the hard way, to why she wasn't...
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Episode 50
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35:44

#49 Pupil Distance
Episode 50 is coming up so soon! Natalie wants to do something special for it, but she doesn't know what yet. It will definitely NOT be a collection of "memorable moments over the past 50 episodes" because that would be painful. Her new glasses...
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Episode 49
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26:59

#48 You Will Never Catch Me at a Rave
The Baldwins' new reality show doesn't really have a plot... but neither does this podcast. Instagram told Natalie she had new DMs... but they were from MARCH. Please accept her sincerest apologies. Natalie might want to add more segments to th...
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Episode 48
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29:47

#47 Finance Bros Travel in Packs
Natalie is in NYC's financial district, doing absolutely nothing financial. The finance bros, however, are crunching those numbers. If matcha lattes make her happy, should she just keep buying them and stop judging herself for it? Natalie wishe...
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Episode 47
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25:58

#46 Keep Going, No Matter What
When Natalie's space is messy, it means her brain is messy too. Her time management skills are lacking today, but she's trying her best. Long-distance running is great, but can it become dangerous? (Yes, it can.) Natalie puts on her science cap...
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Episode 46
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23:00

#45 My Dentist... The Hot One
Natalie received a suspicious text, but she doesn't want to be hacked. She's having stress dreams that involve missing teeth and a stolen backpack. What does it all mean? She unpacks it on the pod. Natalie loves her autonomy and hates when some...
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Episode 45
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21:18

#44 Stay in the Present
The news is heavy, and the bottom line is that things need to change, because Natalie wants us all to feel safe in this world. She also wants the pod to be a respite from what's going on. Natalie loves the video of the guy playing "My Heart Wil...
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Episode 44
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23:55

#43 My Midwestern Is Showing
Natalie is trying to practice what she preaches; she's looking at a recent confrontation as an opportunity, and not a setback. She loves drama-free friendships (shoutout to Amber). If you don't meet your best friends on the first day of college...
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Episode 43
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28:36

#42 I Know The Big Ones
Natalie wishes she knew more about what's going on today in the music world. Maybe watching the VMAs will help? (Spoiler alert: it did not.) She got some new "goodbye stress" gummies, and she really hopes they'll work. There are some seemingly ...
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Episode 42
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27:14

#41 Pumps of Pumpkin
It's Friday, and all Natalie can think about is Uber Eats. She has a hot dentist, and his office is great with communication. Natalie's gynecologist, on the other hand, never tells her when to come in. Natalie is trying to work her way around t...
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Episode 41
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23:45

#40 I'm Here... to Lose My Mind (w/ Natalie's Dad)
Natalie is back after the holiday weekend, feeling refreshed and ready for the pod. Natalie's dad is the special guest on today's episode. While out and about in NYC, they discuss why jeans shopping is so complicated. He saw her do stand-up thi...
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Episode 40
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25:47

#39 I Made a Huge Mistake
Natalie is way too caffeinated to podcast, but here she is... podcasting. Thanksgiving food is better the next day, but matcha lattes are not. Natalie needs to pick out a shirt because walking to dinner topless is not an option. Speaking of shi...
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Episode 39
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22:50

#38 Perfectly Imperfect
Natalie is podcasting from the streets of NYC! She discusses her feelings about moms who force their kids to be in TikTok videos, and why some stores are nothing but scams. Pumpkin spice is back, and Natalie probably won't be partaking because ...
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Episode 38
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28:05

#37 You Are Shark Food
The podcast hosting site is down, but Natalie doesn't want to call it out because it's actually great. She went for a run over the weekend, and things went downhill very quickly. It's okay though, because she has a rolling desk chair and a Swif...
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Episode 37
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24:22

#36 I Have a Problem with Astrology
Natalie is gearing up for the Turkey Trot 5K in November, and she spent the morning nerding out on running content. She doesn't really care about other sports, but she'll watch people run in circles for hours. Does anyone have a job anymore? Pr...
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Episode 36
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26:40

#35 Make Your Bed, Go to Therapy
Natalie's "radio voice" is back in action this morning. She is trying to figure out what to wear because it's too warm for a sweater, but too cold for a tank top. Speaking of which, she recently saw a TikTok about "9/11 weather." Natalie is NOT...
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Episode 35
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26:28

#34 You Lucky B*tch
It's Monday and Natalie is fighting a bout of depression. The pod is helping her through, and she's trying to stay optimistic. But everyone gets depressed, right? Natalie is trying to figure out a new opening line for her stand-up set, and she ...
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Episode 34
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20:18

#33 Latex-Free
When a person becomes restless, they do one of two things: move every piece of furniture in their home, or dye their hair. Natalie doesn't have the energy to move her furniture, but she's thinking about it. She discusses her biggest hair fails,...
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Episode 33
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31:08

#32 IKEA On Steroids
Going off on tangents is what this podcast is all about, and Natalie is embracing it. This is the first time she has spoken all day, so her "radio voice" is in full effect. She's been frustrated with her hair lately, but maybe she's just using ...
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Episode 32
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28:24

#31 Unspoken Rules
It's Monday, and it's gonna be a great week. Natalie is having a pillow problem, and she needs to tell you about it. She is a sensitive lady, and she's trying to see the positive side of that, which can be difficult. She was tasked by her thera...
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Episode 31
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25:14

#30 I Love a Jazz Hand
It's Friday, the new kitchen appliances are in, and Natalie is thrilled. She's been writing more, which gives her a major sense of accomplishment. But she really needs to fix her inner monologue because she's way too hard on herself. She also n...
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Episode 30
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25:14

#29 "One Take Noack"
Happy Hump Day! Natalie tried to record this pod earlier today, and it was boring as hell. So, she's back for another attempt, and this time, she's sitting on the floor. (Floorcast?) It's gloomy outside, and Natalie is feeling it. But she isn't...
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Episode 29
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27:34

#28 Comin' In Hot
Natalie is not an expert on refrigerators, contrary to popular belief. The new appliances are on the way, but it all goes downhill very quickly. She shares some new joke premises that she might work out on stage soon. Natalie realizes she used ...
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Episode 28
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32:08

#27 Trail of Eyelashes
Happy Friday! Natalie is in her natural habitat - drinking tea and podcasting from her couch. Her eyelash extensions are gone for now, but don't worry. They'll be back soon. Natalie's kitchen appliances are all falling apart, but they're old as...
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Episode 27
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25:47

#26 Jealousy Is a Good Indicator
Hate comments are the worst! Natalie talks about how she handles negative feedback. It all comes down to having empathy for the person on the other end of a mean comment. On a lighter note, the listeners need a name! Noack Pack? Packers? Get yo...
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Episode 26
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26:15
