Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Podcasting since 2025 • 45 episodes
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Latest Episodes
Scientology: Power, Secrecy, & Control
What starts as self-help… doesn’t always stay that way.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a deep dive into Scientology. From L. Ron Hubbard’s early ideas and the rise of Dianetics, to auditi...
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Season 1
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Episode 45
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35:44
True Crime Tuesday: There's No Way
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're leaning into the headlines that made us all stop, blink, and say, "There's no way."If you love shaking your head at humanity, laughing through disbelief, and feeling slightly better about your own l...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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22:49
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving straight into the criminal hall of shame, funny dumb crimes that practically solved themselves.🎵 Song of the Week: “Now That We Both Know” by KamenarIf yo...
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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20:26
MH370: The Flight That Never Landed
On this Friday deep dive of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a closer look at one of the most haunting aviation mysteries of the modern era, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.In 2014, a commercial aircraft ...
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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39:28
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes & Bad Decisions
Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets absolutely zero common sense.On this True Crime Tuesday, we’re ditching the heavy cases and diving headfirst into real, dumb cri...
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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