Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Podcasting since 2025 • 55 episodes
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Latest Episodes
Afroman vs. The Police: The Lemon Pound Cake Trial
I’m This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re talking about one of the wildest courtroom stories in recent memory. After police raided Afroman’s house in Ohio over kidnapping and drug trafficking allegations and found nothing, he turned the entire...
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Season 1
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Episode 54
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30:57
See you Friday!
Just a quick little update. True Crime Tuesday will air on Friday and Fridays deep dive will be on Sunday <3
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1:29
What even is this episode?
This week on Don't Quote Me, It's Probably Nothing, we’re heading to a small place in Kelli's brain ... to talk about a bunch of nothing!⚡ Sponsored by Dubby EnergyFuel your chaos the clean way 🧠⚡No sugar. No crash. ...
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Season 1
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Episode 52
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19:38
The Alaska Triangle: America's Most Mysterious Missing Zone
What if one of the most mysterious places on Earth wasn’t somewhere across the ocean… but right here in the United States?In this deep dive episode, we’re heading north to one of the strangest regions in the world: The Alaska Triangle...
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Season 1
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Episode 51
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38:19
True Crime Tuesday: The Circleville Letter Writer
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading to a small town in Ohio where something as simple as a letter turned into years of fear, accusations, and unanswered questions.Starting in the 1970s, residents of Circleville began re...
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Season 1
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Episode 52
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35:23
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