Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Episodes
45 episodes
Scientology: Power, Secrecy, & Control
What starts as self-help… doesn’t always stay that way.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a deep dive into Scientology. From L. Ron Hubbard’s early ideas and the rise of Dianetics, to auditi...
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Season 1
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Episode 45
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35:44
True Crime Tuesday: There's No Way
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're leaning into the headlines that made us all stop, blink, and say, "There's no way."If you love shaking your head at humanity, laughing through disbelief, and feeling slightly better about your own l...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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22:49
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving straight into the criminal hall of shame, funny dumb crimes that practically solved themselves.🎵 Song of the Week: “Now That We Both Know” by KamenarIf yo...
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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20:26
MH370: The Flight That Never Landed
On this Friday deep dive of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a closer look at one of the most haunting aviation mysteries of the modern era, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.In 2014, a commercial aircraft ...
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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39:28
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes & Bad Decisions
Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets absolutely zero common sense.On this True Crime Tuesday, we’re ditching the heavy cases and diving headfirst into real, dumb cri...
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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19:47
When Power Becomes Invisible
Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where curiosity gets a little too loud and patterns start looking suspicious.In this Friday deep dive, I pull on a thread that connects money, power, modern medi...
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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28:09
Dumb Crimes: Disguises That Were ... A Choice
Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, the podcast where true crime meets poor decision-making.This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into dumb crimes, specifically the elite category of crim...
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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25:03
Cattle Mutilations: A Mystery Older Than America
Cattle have been found dead with precise surgical wounds, missing organs, and no blood at the scene, and this isn’t some modern UFO panic. Reports of cattle mutilations stretch back hundreds of years, all the way to medieval Europ...
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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50:05
Antarctica, Aliens & Classified Chaos
Welcome back to Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing.The podcast where curiosity meets chaos and nothing is ever officially confirmed 👀In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into:🧊 Antarctica and why it’s locked down👽 Alie...
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Season 1
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Episode 37
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45:05
NOT A True Crime Tuesday
Have you ever looked around and realized everyone is panicking… but no one can explain why?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re talking about mass hysteria and collective delusions the mome...
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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28:24
Area 51: WTF is it??
What really goes on behind the gates of Area 51… and why does the government still get weird when we ask?In this Friday (on a Saturday) deep dive, we’re heading straight into the Nevada desert to talk about Area 51 ...
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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37:37
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading back to dumb crimes.From criminals calling the police on themselves…to arguing with law enforcement in Facebook comments…to Googling “how to get away with a crime” li...
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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17:18
Blink and You'll Miss It: Reptilians, Glitches & Totally Normal Things
Are reptilian shape-shifters secretly running the world… or did the internet just get a little too comfortable with slow-motion video and 4K cameras?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we go FULL lizard mod...
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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33:19
True Crime Thursday??? Diddy: Power, Patterns & The Reckoning
This week’s True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday isn’t just an episode, it’s a full investigation into one of the most powerful and controversial figures in music history: Sean “Diddy” Combs.From his rise in the golden...
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Season 1
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Episode 32
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32:47
Strange Unsolved Cases That Make Zero Sense
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the strange, the unexplained, and the downright brain-melting. From five men who took a mysterious detour into the mountains, to two technicians found wearing homemade lead ...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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34:12
A Little Chaotic: The Hum & Missing 411
This week on Don't Quote Me It's Probably Nothing, I'm diving into the the theories about the Hum and Missing 411. Did I talk about everything I wanted too?? Probably not. Should you listen anyway?? Probably yes. Whether...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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33:12
True Crime Tuesday: Fool-Proof Plans That Failed Immediately
Criminal masterminds? No. Criminal disasters? Absolutely.Prepare yourself for a full buffet of bad decisions, because this week’s True Crime Tuesday dives into the dumbest, fastest-failing crime plans ever attempted. From a man ...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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32:44
The Backrooms: Liminal Nightmares & Lost Time
Ever wonder what happens when reality glitches? When time bends? When you walk into a hallway that definitely wasn’t there yesterday?Welcome to The Backrooms ... the internet’s most infamous liminal nightmare, and apparently… a place...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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37:19
True Crime Tuesday: Petty Revenge Gone Felony
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the wildest category of crimes known to humankind: petty revenge that spiraled so hard it turned into a felony. Because some people take “I’m annoyed” and turn it into “...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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18:16
Jeffrey Epstein: Power, Secrets, and the Billionaire No One Could Stop
his week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, and mysteriously convenient death of Jeffrey Epstein; the billionaire whose power stretched acros...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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52:28
Food & Felonies: When Hunger Goes Too Far
Welcome to another True Crime Tuesday, where the only thing more questionable than humanity is what people will do for a snack. 🍟This week, I take you on a fast-food-fueled journey through the dumbest food-related crimes th...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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15:34
Did We Even Land on the Moon?
What if the greatest achievement in human history… was filmed in a basement? 👀This week, I put on my tinfoil hat and go full conspiracy-mode, diving headfirst into one of the most iconic debates of all time, did we actually land on th...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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29:29
True Crime Tuesday: The Dumbest Alibis Ever
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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21:31
The Halloween Special: Ghosts, Ghouls & Questionable Candy
Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!This week, I dive deep into the real origins of Halloween. From ancient Celtic fire festivals to modern-day su...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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21:16