Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Episodes
36 episodes
NOT A True Crime Tuesday
Have you ever looked around and realized everyone is panicking… but no one can explain why?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re talking about mass hysteria and collective delusions the mome...
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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28:24
Area 51: WTF is it??
What really goes on behind the gates of Area 51… and why does the government still get weird when we ask?In this Friday (on a Saturday) deep dive, we’re heading straight into the Nevada desert to talk about Area 51 ...
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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37:37
True Crime Tuesday: Dumb Crimes Edition
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re heading back to dumb crimes.From criminals calling the police on themselves…to arguing with law enforcement in Facebook comments…to Googling “how to get away with a crime” li...
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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17:18
Blink and You'll Miss It: Reptilians, Glitches & Totally Normal Things
Are reptilian shape-shifters secretly running the world… or did the internet just get a little too comfortable with slow-motion video and 4K cameras?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we go FULL lizard mod...
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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33:19
True Crime Thursday??? Diddy: Power, Patterns & The Reckoning
This week’s True Crime Tuesday on a Thursday isn’t just an episode, it’s a full investigation into one of the most powerful and controversial figures in music history: Sean “Diddy” Combs.From his rise in the golden...
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Season 1
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Episode 32
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32:47
Strange Unsolved Cases That Make Zero Sense
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the strange, the unexplained, and the downright brain-melting. From five men who took a mysterious detour into the mountains, to two technicians found wearing homemade lead ...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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34:12
A Little Chaotic: The Hum & Missing 411
This week on Don't Quote Me It's Probably Nothing, I'm diving into the the theories about the Hum and Missing 411. Did I talk about everything I wanted too?? Probably not. Should you listen anyway?? Probably yes. Whether...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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33:12
True Crime Tuesday: Fool-Proof Plans That Failed Immediately
Criminal masterminds? No. Criminal disasters? Absolutely.Prepare yourself for a full buffet of bad decisions, because this week’s True Crime Tuesday dives into the dumbest, fastest-failing crime plans ever attempted. From a man ...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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32:44
The Backrooms: Liminal Nightmares & Lost Time
Ever wonder what happens when reality glitches? When time bends? When you walk into a hallway that definitely wasn’t there yesterday?Welcome to The Backrooms ... the internet’s most infamous liminal nightmare, and apparently… a place...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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37:19
True Crime Tuesday: Petty Revenge Gone Felony
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the wildest category of crimes known to humankind: petty revenge that spiraled so hard it turned into a felony. Because some people take “I’m annoyed” and turn it into “...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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18:16
Jeffrey Epstein: Power, Secrets, and the Billionaire No One Could Stop
his week’s episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing is a full-scale, tinfoil-hat-approved deep dive into the life, crimes, network, and mysteriously convenient death of Jeffrey Epstein; the billionaire whose power stretched acros...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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52:28
Food & Felonies: When Hunger Goes Too Far
Welcome to another True Crime Tuesday, where the only thing more questionable than humanity is what people will do for a snack. 🍟This week, I take you on a fast-food-fueled journey through the dumbest food-related crimes th...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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15:34
Did We Even Land on the Moon?
What if the greatest achievement in human history… was filmed in a basement? 👀This week, I put on my tinfoil hat and go full conspiracy-mode, diving headfirst into one of the most iconic debates of all time, did we actually land on th...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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29:29
True Crime Tuesday: The Dumbest Alibis Ever
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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21:31
The Halloween Special: Ghosts, Ghouls & Questionable Candy
Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!This week, I dive deep into the real origins of Halloween. From ancient Celtic fire festivals to modern-day su...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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21:16
Trick or Crime: Halloween Chaos Edition
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re celebrating spooky season the only way we know how ... by mixing true crime, bad decisions, and questionable costume choices.From the infamous Candy Man who poisoned Halloween candy,...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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17:15
Whispers in the Hills: The Cursed Side of Appalachia
Twenty episodes of chaos ... and we're celebrating by heading straight into cursed territory.From the eerie legends of the Not-Deer and Appalachian Mimics to towns that just vanished off the map, and staircases in the woods that lead to ...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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30:16
True Crime Tuesday: Criminal Masterminds (Who Weren't)
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into the dark side of dumb, the so-called “criminal masterminds” who forgot to bring their brains to the briefing.From a crypto “genius” who used hotel loyalty points to fund ...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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17:22
Welcome To Cursedville: Five Towns You Shouldn't Visit (But Totally Want To)
This week, we're taking a haunted road trip across America straight into the places maps forgot and ghosts refuse to leave.From the town that's been burning for 60 years to a forest where everyone went mad, a government-seized town shrou...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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41:42
True Crimes Tuesday - Dumb Crimes That Escalated Fast
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're diving head first into the world of impulsive decisions, chaotic energy, and criminals who clearly didn't think things through.From a gas station theft gone explosively wrong, to a high-spe...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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14:08
Don't Mess With Ouiji Boards
What do a stolen cemetery rock, a closet attic door, and a flip phone recording that says "Get out" have in common? Yeah ... we're talking Ouija boards.This week, I dive into the history of the board that somehow went from Victorian parl...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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28:06
True Crime Tuesday - Feasts, Floorboards & WTF?!
Welcome to the first-ever True Crime Tuesday, where the cases are weird, the commentary is chaotic, and the only thing scarier than crimes .. are the people committing them.this week, we're serving up three true stories that prove reality i...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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14:15
Frozen Fear & Midnight Knocks
Episode 14 - Frozen Fear & Midnight KnocksIn this double-dose of spooky season chills, I'm tackling two of the creepiest mysteries out there.First up: The Dyatlov Pass. Nine Hikers venture into the frozen Ural Mount...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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26:29
The Unlucky Episode
Episode 13 – The Unlucky EpisodeSome say 13 is just a number. Others say it’s cursed. In this week’s special “unlucky episode,” we lean all the way in.From Loki crashing a dinner in Valhalla, to presidents daring fate in ...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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22:01
Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal Mysteries
Episode 12 – Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal MysteriesWhat is the Vatican hiding? Is it just dusty paperwork and centuries of church memos … or are there secret gospels, forbidden treasures, and enough sca...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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43:17