Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Simulation Theory
🎮 Episode 2 – Simulation Theory
What if your life isn’t real? What if that time you put your phone in the fridge was less “oops” and more… code glitch? In this episode, we dive deep into Simulation Theory — the idea that reality might just be one giant cosmic video game. We’re talking matrix-level weirdness, brain-melting philosophy, alien Twitch streamers, and why pigeons might not be trustworthy.
✨ Glitched out? You will be.
🛸 Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.
Shout out to Splitcast for letting me play their song today!!