Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Project Blue Beam
Project Blue Beam — The Ultimate Government Light Show?
What if the sky isn’t just the sky? In this episode, I dive deep into Project Blue Beam — the conspiracy theory that claims the government plans to fake an alien invasion or divine event using advanced holograms and mind control technology.
Join me as I unpack the origins of the theory, the four wild steps of the alleged plan, the real (and imagined) tech behind it, and why people can’t stop believing in this cosmic mind game. Plus, I explore pop culture ties, debunk common myths, and share some fun oddities that make this theory endlessly fascinating.
Plug in, tune up, and prepare for a journey into one of the most mind-bending conspiracies out there. Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.