Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Quantum Immortality and Near Death Time Glitches
Episode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death Glitches
What if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?
In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.
Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.
Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.