Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians, & Scandals in the Crown
Episode 11 – Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians & Scandals in the Crown
From Princess Diana’s mysterious death (or escape?), to Prince Andrew’s Pizza Express alibi, to theories that Queen Elizabeth was secretly a shape-shifting reptilian — the British monarchy has been fueling conspiracies for centuries.
In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the chaos:
- Diana’s death and the theories that she’s still alive
- Prince Andrew, Epstein, and the unsolved Jill Dando assassination
- The “immortal lizard queen” and King Charles’ Dracula bloodline
- Missing princes, Jack the Ripper, and Nazi family ties
- Meghan, Harry, Camilla, and Kate’s 2024 disappearance
- Plus how the royals basically became memes in the internet’s conspiracy cinematic universe
So are the royals just a dysfunctional family with crowns, or are they vampires, lizards, and Illuminati pawns running the world from the shadows? Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.
Song of the Week: “Love. Die. Repeat” by Set Loose — a heavy, raw track that’s a total vibe. Go stream it everywhere.