Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
The Unlucky Episode
Episode 13 – The Unlucky Episode
Some say 13 is just a number. Others say it’s cursed. In this week’s special “unlucky episode,” we lean all the way in.
From Loki crashing a dinner in Valhalla, to presidents daring fate in the 13 Club, to haunted diamonds, demonic wine cabinets, and James Dean’s doomed Porsche, this episode is a sampler platter of all things cursed and chaotic.
We’ll also dig into creepy conspiracies like the Philadelphia Experiment (sailors fused into ships, anyone?) and HAARP, the so-called government weather machine.
So grab your garlic bread, avoid sitting at the 13th spot at the table, and press play… if you dare.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Finding Closure” by All Systems Go