Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Don't Mess With Ouiji Boards
What do a stolen cemetery rock, a closet attic door, and a flip phone recording that says "Get out" have in common? Yeah ... we're talking Ouija boards.
This week, I dive into the history of the board that somehow went from Victorian parlor game to mass-produced demon portal. We'll talk about where it came from, why it freaks people out, and what happens when you use it completely wrong (like my friends did ... and I still have nightmares about it.)
Then we slide straight into the Reddit abyss for some of the wildest "we messed with a Ouija board and now my mirror says hi" stories the internet has to offer.
Spoiler: it's chaos, candles, and a few too many coincidences that I don't believe in.
so grab your blanket, turn on a light, and maybe don't look at your closet door while listening.
The song of the week is "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell. Go stream it everywhere!