Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
The Halloween Special: Ghosts, Ghouls & Questionable Candy
Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!
This week, I dive deep into the real origins of Halloween. From ancient Celtic fire festivals to modern-day sugar-fueled chaos and explore the creepiest conspiracy theories that prove humans can’t leave well enough alone.
Whether you’re here for the history, the hauntings, or the unhinged humor, this episode’s got it all: witches, capitalism, candy, and chaos.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Fashionably Late” by The Break Plans
Because if you’re going to show up to a haunting… you might as well make an entrance.
Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts ... and remember: if something whispers your name tonight… don’t quote me, but maybe just move.
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