Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
The Backrooms: Liminal Nightmares & Lost Time
Ever wonder what happens when reality glitches? When time bends? When you walk into a hallway that definitely wasn’t there yesterday?
Welcome to The Backrooms ... the internet’s most infamous liminal nightmare, and apparently… a place way too many people have accidentally wandered into.
In this chaotic, comedic, terrifyingly detailed deep dive, we explore:
🟨 What the Backrooms actually ARE the origin, the lore, the levels, the entities, and why everything smells like wet carpet and despair.
🟨 Level-by-level breakdown including The Lobby, Pipe Dreams, the Poolrooms, and THE RUN LEVEL (you know… the one where something huge chases you).
🟨 The wildest conspiracy theories simulation glitches, government facilities, multiverse slips, mandela-effect rooms, liminal spirit realms, and how the internet might’ve created a tulpa by accident.
🟨 Real-life Backrooms encounters missing time, impossible hallways, buzzing lights, vanishing rooms, and people who swear they “noclipped” in malls, hospitals, hotels, and abandoned buildings.
✨ Song of the Week: “The Perfect Death (Stripped)” by Lost Note
If liminal spaces give you chills, if buzzing lights make you suspicious, or if you’ve ever walked into a room and thought, “This feels WRONG…” — this episode is for you.
Listen now… before the walls shift.