Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Strange Unsolved Cases That Make Zero Sense
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving headfirst into the strange, the unexplained, and the downright brain-melting. From five men who took a mysterious detour into the mountains, to two technicians found wearing homemade lead masks on a hilltop, to an internet puzzle so complex it makes the CIA look like amateurs. This episode is packed with cases that have no business being real.
Join me as I break down:
🌀 The Yuba County Five the baffling disappearance that has been called “America’s Dyatlov Pass.”
😵💫 The Lead Masks Case two men, two lead masks, one bizarre notebook, and zero answers.
💻 Cicada 3301 the internet mystery that recruited geniuses and then ghosted them.
Plus!
🤡 Docket of Dumb: Five real, ridiculous headlines from this week that prove humanity is struggling.
All served with humor, chaos, and a side of “what did I just listen to?”
Plus, this week’s Song of the Week: “Lyin’ to Yourself” by Pat Hatt.
If you love weird mysteries, dark humor, and absolutely unhinged true-crime storytelling… you’re in the right place.
But remember — don’t quote me.
It’s probably nothing.