Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.
Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.
Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.
I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.
I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.
Is it true? Who knows.
Don’t quote me…
It’s probably nothing.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Area 51: WTF is it??
What really goes on behind the gates of Area 51… and why does the government still get weird when we ask?
In this Friday (on a Saturday) deep dive, we’re heading straight into the Nevada desert to talk about Area 51 the most secretive military base in the world and the internet’s favorite place to store aliens, advanced technology, and everyone’s unanswered questions.
Is Area 51 hiding aliens?
Advanced tech?
Or just secrets we’re not meant to know?
As always, this episode lives in the gray area between curiosity and chaos. No claims, no conclusions, just questions.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Still Doing This” by Bored As Hell